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Marc W. Juretus
Stand-Up / Blue Collar / Rated R
"They call me "W. for short!!!"

Male
33 years old
WHITEHALL, PENNSYLVANIA
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
Mood: relaxed Mood Image
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   Marc W. Juretus's Comedian Bio
Websiteafrohungarian.com
TV ShowsFX Series "DAMAGES" w/ Glen Close

    Marc W. Juretus's Interests
GeneralComedy, Weightlifting, Basketball.
Music

MoviesRush Hour, Friday, Training Day, Any of the Star Wars, A Bronx Tale.
TelevisionThe Wire, Two and a Half Men, Sopranos, Entourage, The Shield.

Heroes
REDD FOXX
"Esther I could stick your face in some dough and make GORILLA COOKIES!" Classic Baby!!!


"DEAN MARTIN"
The Coolest Cat ever


BILL MAHER
"In this country your guilty until proven wealthy"

     Marc W. Juretus's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Whitehall, PA
Body type:6' 3" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Some college


Marc W. Juretus's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 8 Total Plays: 5507 Plays Today: 0
YOUNG 71
YOUNG 71 rating
Hello Tom's River
Hello Tom's River rating
FRIENDS WILL BE FRIENDS
FRIENDS WILL BE FRIENDS rating
What's with all the Crying?
What's with all the Crying? rating
Marc's not Amish trust me!
Marc's not Amish trust me! rating
Da Hot Teach
Da Hot Teach rating
Me the Role Model
Me the Role Model rating
Tysons Corner
Tysons Corner rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 18 2008 8:00P
Blue Monkey Sports Bar and Restaurant Catasaqua
Jul 31 2008 8:30P
Giggles Comedy Club Johnson City NY
Aug 2 2008 8:00P
Rev. Bob Levy’s Comedy Club Levittown PA
Aug 15 2008 8:00P
Blue Monkey Sports Bar & Restaurant Catasaqua PA
Sep 12 2008 8:00P
Blue Monkey Sports Bar and Restaurant Catasaqua PA
Sep 20 2008 9:00P
Poconuts Comedy Club Swiftwater PA PA
Sep 26 2008 8:00P
Blue Monkey Sports Bar and Restaurant Catasaqua PA
Oct 4 2008 8:00P
Brooklawn Fire Company Brooklawn NJ
Nov 15 2008 8:00P
Alburtis Fire Company Catasaqua PA

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   Marc W. Juretus's Blurbs
About me:



MORE ABOUT ME:
I'm a Comedian from Lehigh Valley area near Allentown, PA. I've been doing comedy for 5+ years with over 500 shows under my belt. I run shows monthly at the Blue Monkey Sports Bar in Catasaqua, PA. Check it out!!!!

"Lifes all about humor you just don't know when it's your turn to laugh".

P.S. The Afro-Hungarian is a nickname because I'm 1/2 Hungarian - 1/2 Black. Do the math. :-) And you know this man!!!
Who I'd like to meet:
People who are fun, energetic and know how to enjoy and make fun of life.

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Marc W. Juretus's Friends Comments
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Jerome





Jul 6 2008 2:39 PM

What's up Marc long time no talk to you Hey I decided to make it official with this girl named sandra on my page shes real cool peoples we will probably come to the next show can you get us tickets? Ill see youn at the gym!
Nebraska





Jul 5 2008 4:28 PM

Hey Baby! Hope you have a great 4th of July weekend.
Miss you!
FLOWERWOMAN





Jul 4 2008 4:43 PM


glitter-graphics. com
Teriann





Jul 3 2008 3:01 PM

Tania





Jul 3 2008 9:29 AM


Girly Comments & Graphics

Have a wonderful weekend!
Be safe!!
Much love,
Tania
Muahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Tim





Jun 30 2008 9:12 AM

Hey Marc!

Please let us know when the show you are filming airs!

We don't want to miss it!

Have an awesome week!

Beth
Teriann





Jun 29 2008 6:17 PM

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FLOWERWOMAN





Jun 26 2008 2:10 PM


glitter-graphics. com
Tania





Jun 22 2008 5:14 PM


Girly Comments & Graphics

Muahhhh!!!!!!
-Tania
Teriann





Jun 20 2008 8:28 PM

have a good weekend!
~*Ms. Bootylicious*~





Jun 14 2008 6:30 PM

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MyHotComments
Nebraska





Jun 14 2008 12:29 PM

Hey Baby! Thanks for the pep talk last night.
I really needed it!
Teriann





Jun 12 2008 7:05 PM

just stopping in to say hello
Tania





Jun 11 2008 6:15 AM

Office Stage Dive


You have to see this! Turn it up loud so u can hear everything! OMG it's hilarious!!!
Tim





Jun 1 2008 5:41 AM

Great job last nite, funny stuff! Glad we got in to see you. Be glad you didn't stick around cuz' there was a very obnoxious idiot in the audience who ruined the experience for alot of first time Raymond fans.
Anyway we had an awesome time. Hope you can make it to see LiveWyre at The Monkey 6/21. Have a great week!
ttys
Beth & Tim
Nebraska





May 19 2008 5:47 PM

This weather is terrible....did you somehow manage to piss off mother nature with one of your jokes??
Tania





May 19 2008 5:42 AM

good morning sunshine
Tim





May 17 2008 6:41 AM

If your not busy today stop by the Lappawinzo fish n game in Northampton 1 to 6 n 10 bucks gets you a chance to win a Harley free beer and soda all day and entertainment by Tim's band LiveWyre! Hope you can stop by
Tim-n-Beth
Teriann





May 16 2008 1:55 PM

hey... have a good weekend! ;-)
Ultimate Punch





May 13 2008 7:38 AM

hey are u gonna be at tickle me tuesday on the 20th cause im doing that one
Corie





May 1 2008 9:51 AM

hey, Got a joke for ya...
Ultimate Punch





May 1 2008 9:06 AM

ohh ill try ill message ya tomorrow and tell ya allll about it.
im drinking a red bull and having a shot before i go on haha and im gonna listen to some pump me up music to get in the zone haha
Ultimate Punch





May 1 2008 8:58 AM

tongihts my 1st gig im kinda nervous...what if no ones laughing?
Nebraska





Apr 30 2008 6:34 PM

YES I MISS YOU
Ms. Perdy





Apr 30 2008 4:21 PM

Yo wasss up - W. for short???
How u doin'???
♥ ♥ ♥





Apr 28 2008 3:56 AM

Hope you had a good weekend...enjoy the week.

party
♥ ♥ ♥





Apr 24 2008 8:21 PM

Way to GO...MaRc! You did it again...nice pic in our local newspaper...BUT WAIT...is that YOU on the left hand side of this paper?? LoL

L.

Liverpool Echo
Ms. Perdy





Apr 24 2008 5:25 PM

i actuallly have u in my #1 friend spot cuz u make me laff so much and that is just so freakin awesome that it deserves the #1 spot right now!!!
Nebraska





Apr 23 2008 6:14 PM

Devious...on one hand that scares me, on the other I'm curious to know why.
Ultimate Punch





Apr 22 2008 6:54 AM

hey i got a five minute slot in allentown at brewworks for tickle me tuesdays the 3rd week in may!! thank you u beter be there crackin and cadilac'in
Nebraska





Apr 21 2008 3:40 PM

hug
Corie





Apr 14 2008 2:52 PM

MARC, I'm sorry I missed your SHOW!
Ultimate Punch





Apr 14 2008 11:16 AM

yoo its sista soldja, whats crackin cadilac'in
~*Ms. Bootylicious*~