Who I'd like to meet:

Here is a conversation I had today:
Robert-
hey jack, i can't get to maxolasersquad.com
Me-
It should be working now. It will be down again tonight as I troubleshoot some PC problems.
Robert-
you're fired!!
ps-a position just opened up in my heart deparment. are you interested?
Me-
As long as the benefits are good.
Robert-
post your resume on monster and i'll look for it.
Me-
I have posted it. Here's what it looks like:
Married White Male seeks warm, caring, professional employment in the left ventricle of the heart. I specialise in pumping blood out of the heart, and ensuring enough oxygen is in each blood cell to perform their specific duty.
Previous employers:
Sean Bicford
Reason for leaving: Goth chicks.
Dorothy Wooderson(sic)
Reason for leaving: Dirty working environment.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Reason for leaving: Still working part time.
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Feb 27 2009 5:59 PM
Jan 7 2009 12:31 AM
This is still my fav song from back in the good ol' metal days. The song i was telling you about the other night. Sorry there's no real video, they were never big on videos, but the song is worth a listen anyway.
Lemme know whatchu think.
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Which Mythical Beast are you?
I got Dragon. Compare with Me!
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Can you beat my score on the "Marvel Superheroes" quiz?
I got 91%. Can you do any better?
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I wanted to drop by and wish you, Kim, and the girls a Happy Christmas. I hope all is well for you all, and Life is good… Talk with ya soon!
Nov 28 2006 7:30 AM