I enjoy seven foot walks up and down my ramp with my dog Grissle and i also enjoy running away from home every now and again(or when my Man In Pants says hes going to come home but never does). I've been known to not shower for months at a time and i NEVER wipe...AND YOU CANT MAKE ME
i also enjoy smelling of fine cheese and cold sweat. Its not uncommon for me to use antibacterial soap as lotion. I quite like yelling at my Man In Pants for always looking at all the asian glocmas.
Music
Bread....Elton John....Abba....Reba McIntyre....Barbaba Streisand....Tony Danza....Regis Philbin....Paul Wall....Young Jeezy....Kenny Loggins and Kenny G.
Movies
Drunken Master....Fists Of Fury....Cats....Gullivers Travels...Stop! Or My MoM Will Shoot!
Unfaithful..Mothman Prophecies or anything with Richard Gere in it.
Television
Golden Girls...The View...Touched By An Angel...Emeril Marathons....The Munsters....Donahue...Judging Amy...Sally Jessy Raphael..Joan Rivers...Geraldo Rivera...Jenny Jones and The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and The Antiques Roadshow. BUT!! i DO NOT like that Mind Freak and all his loose muscles!
Books
Brokeback Mountain
Chicken Soup For The Prisoners Soul
Gluten-Free Cooking For Dummies
The Babysitters Club-The Truth About Misty
Sweet Valley High Return of The Evil Twin.
Heroes
Richard Gere is my ultimate hero because has the bobos to stick a gerbil up his arse. The Dali Llama for telling Richard Gere to stick the gerbil up his arse. And last but not least Chief Sitting Bull and King Tut for being my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers and sharing with me their bread and hocake recipes.
Myspace Contact TablesI'm 4'7'' 188lbs. i have a semi-bald scalp. i rub glitter into the parts of my scalp that have no hair. its not uncommon for me to wear my Ronald McDonald Red wig. im very skeptical and believe that all those women are trying to seduce my Man In Pants. those little sluts! im highly diabetic/anemic/asthmatic/athritic/bunion-prone/and i have OCD.
Hey thanks Buffalo Bill. Thanks for stoppin' by the myspace. check out the new twitters: ) :) :). We'd love for you to come to the next neo-nazi meeting.