theManInPants'LoveSlave
Themaninpants' loveslave
YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HAMSTER!!!

Female
76 years old
unplesantville, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
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    theManInPants'LoveSlave's Interests
GeneralI enjoy seven foot walks up and down my ramp with my dog Grissle and i also enjoy running away from home every now and again(or when my Man In Pants says hes going to come home but never does). I've been known to not shower for months at a time and i NEVER wipe...AND YOU CANT MAKE ME i also enjoy smelling of fine cheese and cold sweat. Its not uncommon for me to use antibacterial soap as lotion. I quite like yelling at my Man In Pants for always looking at all the asian glocmas.
MusicBread....Elton John....Abba....Reba McIntyre....Barbaba Streisand....Tony Danza....Regis Philbin....Paul Wall....Young Jeezy....Kenny Loggins and Kenny G.
MoviesDrunken Master....Fists Of Fury....Cats....Gullivers Travels...Stop! Or My MoM Will Shoot! Unfaithful..Mothman Prophecies or anything with Richard Gere in it.
TelevisionGolden Girls...The View...Touched By An Angel...Emeril Marathons....The Munsters....Donahue...Judging Amy...Sally Jessy Raphael..Joan Rivers...Geraldo Rivera...Jenny Jones and The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and The Antiques Roadshow. BUT!! i DO NOT like that Mind Freak and all his loose muscles!
BooksBrokeback Mountain Chicken Soup For The Prisoners Soul Gluten-Free Cooking For Dummies The Babysitters Club-The Truth About Misty Sweet Valley High Return of The Evil Twin.
HeroesRichard Gere is my ultimate hero because has the bobos to stick a gerbil up his arse. The Dali Llama for telling Richard Gere to stick the gerbil up his arse. And last but not least Chief Sitting Bull and King Tut for being my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers and sharing with me their bread and hocake recipes.

     theManInPants'LoveSlave's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:unplesantville
Body type:4' 7" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:chola/part-time mexican hat dancer ,dental asst.
Income:$150,000 to $250,000

   theManInPants'LoveSlave's Networking
Dance - Performance - Exotic Dancing
i wanna shake my goods before they go badder.
Dance - Performance - Exotic Dancing


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Myspace Contact TablesI'm 4'7'' 188lbs. i have a semi-bald scalp. i rub glitter into the parts of my scalp that have no hair. its not uncommon for me to wear my Ronald McDonald Red wig. im very skeptical and believe that all those women are trying to seduce my Man In Pants. those little sluts! im highly diabetic/anemic/asthmatic/athritic/bunion-prone/and i have OCD.

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May 23 2009 7:11 PM

"All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America
are now illegal."


Thomas Szasz

the argument goes something like this...


"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God,

"for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."


"But," says man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it?

It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore,

by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."


"Oh dear," says God,

I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes

in a puff of logic.


well, I guess that about wraps it up for God...

Monica





May 20 2009 5:52 AM

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Send me a drink back!

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May 5 2009 9:06 PM

I hope that you have a great Cinco De Mayo.

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Apr 27 2009 7:29 PM

Hey whats up don't for get to check out www.thehouseofthedemon.com
the movie drops may 5th

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Apr 22 2009 12:03 PM

Salut à tous !

Goodbye Horses "nouvelle formule" reprend du service le Vendredi 24 Avril 2009 au Kitsch Café à Caen, 21h.


Merci de faire tourner l'info !

On vous attend nombreux !

A bientôt !

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Mar 31 2009 4:00 AM


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Mar 14 2009 3:53 AM

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What up Chula?
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Mar 13 2009 4:27 AM

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Mar 10 2009 2:40 AM



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Jan 31 2009 1:53 AM

Hey thanks Buffalo Bill. Thanks for stoppin' by the myspace. check out the new twitters: ) :) :). We'd love for you to come to the next neo-nazi meeting.
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Jan 29 2009 2:08 PM

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Dec 13 2008 6:34 AM

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Dec 5 2008 12:46 AM

yea and like Jesus Christ actually matters! get your priorities straight! I'd seriously take christian bale over Richard Gere any day.
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Sep 23 2008 12:45 AM

Yay! Finally a real comment, thank you!! More pleaseeeeee : D!

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Jul 15 2008 1:34 AM

Have a very groovy week! ::))

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Thank You! ;)
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May 31 2008 4:45 AM

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