-Guitars
-Voices
-A really sketchy Boss DR 5 from sometime last decade
-Other various sundries including even sketchier electronics and an air organ purchased at the world-famous Valley Thrift
-From Cincinnati via Middletown, one of America's fastest dying cities!*
-A joke band
-A serious band
-A serious joke band
-Awkward people friendly
-Representing the Loft Collective to the embarrassment of all involved
Mount Storm Park is NOT:
-That great of a band name, really, but it is a sentimental one
-A solo project, per se, nor necessarily a multi-piece band at all times
-Averse to hugging it out whether you like the music or not
-Telling you to dance your ass off, but that would be rad if you did
-A joke band
-Sippin on that Haterade
