kevin

About me:

.. hi. i'm kevin. if you don't know anything about me, this isn't going to help much. if you do....why are you reading this? oh well. random facts: my middle name is thomas. i play varsity soccer for david brearley high school in kenilworth, new jersey. i also sit around on the computer a lot. i don't see the big deal about tupac shakur. my music tastes are weird. i like sneakers and don't have nearly enough money to support my obsession. i don't have enough motivation in school. i'm really smart, though. i want a drum set, i used to play and i'm pretty good. i'm i spent a good 2 years of my life watching gulla gulla island in front of my TV with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every day. every. day. i have a phone, it's pretty much broken. i'm fishing for things to tell you about at this point. someone should just write one for me, it'd probably tell you more about me than i ever could. if i seem like like a freak or a complete tard, give me another shot, i was probably just being stupid with my friends. i have a fantastic selection of random, useless facts. seriously, ask me to tell you some sometime. oh, and i can freestyle like a friggen monster when i'm under the influence. i got rejected by coldstone creamery over god knows who, haha. i love sketching whatever's happening around me with a pencil, if i start doing it to you when you're talking to me don't get offended, i'm listening haha. i get bored easily and invent crazy things to curb that. seriously, don't get stuck in an empty room with me or you'll end up playing some sort of fantastic game with 45 rules that don't make sense: butt taps, skip it, game cup, ball champion, etcetera etcetera. i can and will beat you in an argument, i am a spectacular debater....it doesn't help that i'm hopelessly stubborn. i can laugh at a good racist joke. i'm down for anything, if someone does it with me. neanderthals dance far better than me. i'm a pathetic romantic, and i'll go way out of my way to make you smile. i talk to people online that i never talk to in real life. you can too. im me at 'kevin hoagland'.