there once was a band who rocked too hard. the clubs, media, and the fans were put off by the band's rough sound, hysteric noise, and shelling thunder. the band went to a crazy old woman from the East. she gifted the band with the chance to succeed. after stewing chicken heads, she chopped fatty pig feet and mixed the two with sour milk. she then asked the band to drink her concoction, aptly named Woosie-deng. the band, with severe reluctance, gave in a slurped down the ancient and mystical shake...
the vibes were intense and hypnotic when the band went to jam later that evening. the result became known as MOC MOC.
okay I have been working hard on this and would love to see all of you on this night!
I am still a newbian by most standards to the Northwest and would appreciate all of your support!
I have been making vulgar cards for you to give to a loved or hated one I am also making it all very affordable even for the lowest budget!including dolls!
so skip that cheesy 7-ll Rose or crappy teddy bear from the street corner vender and come support a spastic stay at home mommy!!!!
Bring all your friends and if you cannot make it then tell all your friends!!!
xoxoxox
Miss Oblivious
