eliza
eliza squeeee!

Female
38 years old
Greensboro, North Carolina
United States



Last Login: 11/8/2009
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    eliza's Interests
General
  • Sheep, chickens, and the occasional flea market.
  • Coffee.
  • My dogs.
  • My sword-swallowing, glass-walking, fire-spinning freakshow (literally) of a husband.
  • Coffee.
  • Podcasting.
  • Church of Craft.
  • Starbucks.
  • An unholy obsession with pointy sticks and string.
  • Anything Seattle. (I'm homesick.)
  • Japanese Craft Books
  • Unravelled sweaters.
  • Pincushions, stuffed fleece animals, and independent art shows.
  • creativity. in ALL forms.
Did I already mention coffee?
Music
Movies
TelevisionNorthern Exposure, Carnivale, and VR5 (remember that?). Oh, and Thomas got me hooked on "The IT Crowd".
BooksThere are too many to list. No, seriously. Right now, for instance, there are ten (10!) waiting to be read on the bedside table, not including the ones that I've dragged off to other locations elsewhere. I read about an hour a day, rain or shine, and try not to let my brain atrophy.

Selection(s) this week: a business planning book, six magazines on urban farming, a book on the Carter family (musical, not political), and four books on simple/country living, because we are kicking it *rural*, baybee.

Obsess much? Nah.

Heroesmy dad (d.1999). my friends.
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     eliza's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Seattle, WA
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Yarny Empress
Income:$150,000 to $250,000

   eliza's Networking
Publishing - Art - Other
owner of a micro-press co., specializing in spreading the creative virus like an ebola monkey.
Radio - Talent - Talk Radio Host
Because what knitters *really* want to know about is my boobs. And maybe vampires.



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   eliza's Blurbs
About me:
I'm in North Carolina, after having gallivanted across most of the united states in the process. I'm half of the Lime & Violet Empire.

Yes, it's actually an empire.

I'm married to the sideshow performer, Johnny Mayhem. Yes, he really swallows swords and breathes fire. Yes, the staplegun hurts, and yes, I've had to go with him to the ER. Needless to say, we're very grateful for health insurance.

The major force in the Empire is the podcast with my other half (the female other half, though J gets in on the action, too.) called Lime & Violet. I'm Violet, a.k.a. The Crazy One. Like you probably couldn't tell. It's all about knitting, kiltworms, and beer. Don't ask -- you really don't want to know. I have a livejournal, and a personal site that's non-Empire related, and we just started a second podcast that's not quite up yet about sniffy things. Yes, seriously.

I'm the Idea Half of L&V, I hate spiders and have a little problem with pugdogs. (Problem: they spontaneously leap into my pockets and demand to be brought home. Who am I to say no?) I have three dogs -- Shenzi, Cash, and little Wilford. None of them, oddly enough, are pugs.

I spin my own yarn. It's surprising I'm not the crazywoman in some farmer's field, chasing a sheep around with a giant pair of clippers. Wool-addicted doesn't -begin- to cover it. (At least it's not tequila, right?)

Who I'd like to meet:
People with integrity. Ethics. People who aren't scared to cut loose once in a while, but who don't have to drink insane quantities of alcohol or drop acid to have fun. People who know that married means married, and no, you can't sleep with my husband, thankyouverymuch. Artists, writers, crazy performers and knitters -- that pretty much sums up my circle of friends, with the occasional marketing maven thrown in to keep me from being too floofy. People who have principles and aren't scared to live them.

   


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Plecostomus

Plecostomus



Nov 3 2009 3:50 AM


Plecostomus

Plecostomus



Oct 6 2009 8:34 PM

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Spread the word!!!!

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Porn Muffyn

Porn Muffyn



Oct 2 2009 1:58 AM

not surprising at all.  My favorite was the LJ's mom with the fairy wand, though.
How to start your own clothing line

How to start your own clothing line



Sep 28 2009 1:43 AM

Thanks for being our friend and supporting what we do.
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photoassassin(dot)com

photoassassin(dot)com



Sep 25 2009 8:46 PM

actually, I need knitters. Lots and lots of knitters. I'll let you know if I need yarn; there's a drive at BU for it. Talked to Cordelia about getting the L&V minions involved. October podcast?
James Steele

James Steele



Jun 27 2009 8:01 PM

Hi Eliza! I hope you have a very...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Plecostomus

Plecostomus



Jun 27 2009 10:41 AM

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Olde Grog

Gene Wilkie



Jan 13 2009 6:44 PM

Thought I'd wander by and Say Howdy!

howdy Pictures, Images and Photos

It's been a while Hon! How are you?

Hugs and Blessings,

Olde Me
Liars not welcome in my world

Egypt Gaston



Nov 22 2008 9:45 PM

long time no talk
how are things in your life!

-egypt
Cherise

Cherise



Oct 31 2008 5:37 PM




Happy Halloween Ms. V. Seriously though... is this your favorite holiday??? I just know you must be doing something extra fun tonight! Be safe and have a great night!!!
Silent

Silent



Oct 4 2008 5:08 AM

Thanks for the add. I look forward to getting to know you. Take Care.
StaciZ Jewelry

StaciZ Jewelry



Sep 30 2008 10:01 PM

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Thanks for the support. Check out my new site. www. StaciZJewelry. etsy. com. New pieces coming soon and custom orders always welcome.
I dont sleep...I wait

I dont sleep...I wait



Aug 12 2008 4:32 AM

YOU NEED TO TEACH ME HOW TO KNIT! MAYBE I SHOULD COME VISIT HOTEL MAYHEM! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
brian

brian



Jun 27 2008 8:00 PM

happy b day to my favorite big sister oh!!!!! yeah my only big sister
James Steele

James Steele



Jun 27 2008 6:51 PM

Hi Eliza! I hope you have a very
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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Jeff Smith



Jun 27 2008 4:37 PM

Plecostomus

Plecostomus



Jun 27 2008 3:15 PM

Wulfgang Von Sanguinary

Wulfgang Von Sanguinary



Jun 27 2008 2:38 PM

Happy b-day!
Vago

Vago



Jun 27 2008 3:26 AM

¡Feliz Cumpleaños! Hey we're playing at The Slowdown here in Omaha on Saturday July 12th! We're playing with Will Hoge who's on a national tour stop! The Slowdown was named The Best Rock Club in the COUNTRY this year by Esquire magazine.. this would be a great chance to check it out!

-Vago
Olde Grog

Gene Wilkie



Jun 25 2008 12:25 PM

Just Wandering by to Wish one of the loveliest Ladies I Know, A Very Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday w/Purple Roses

Hugs and Blessings,

Olde Me

ps.
Drop me a Line sometime, I'd Love to catch Up!
I can resist anything but temptation

I can resist anything but temptation



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Jun 1 2008 3:03 AM



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I got 97%. Can you do any better?








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