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Modern Primate
Modern Primate
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Mkay, time for some new stuff in here. This page is under construction for the time being.
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Last Login: 11/27/2009
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | Too numerous to mention | | Body type: | 5' 8" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Hindu | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Proud parent | | Occupation: | preoccupation |
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Modern Primate is happy. Posted at 10:38 PM Nov 25
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Why take my word for it? Here's what the Critics Have to Say About Modern Primate: (With apologies to anyone whose quote I'm using without permission. Unless it's a negative one, in which case fuck you.)
"...not important." -Laura
"Wrong." -Over Unity
"Great thought provoking stuff." -Time Takes Us All
"You crack me up, Mr. Primate - the way George Will does. That is about as high a compliment as I can give." -Grau Geist
"...a radical Muslim extremist" (Ok, this one's a joke out of context) -Joyce
"Feel free to go away." -God is Imaginary
"a cynical bastard" -Moshellie
"your mission in life ... is to try to ruffle feathers" -Sharp Girl
"too clever" -Claudia
"a kick in the pants" -Amused
"filthy, sickening, disgusting liberal" -"RJJ" from the FICS chess server
"...might be Bill O'Reilly" -Catalyst
"a nutjob" "the biggest fucking idiot in the world" -Brian
"a relentless asshole" -Chris
"...contradicts the hell out of himself... he is constantly attacking the person and not the argument... just tries to insult people into not responding anymore so he can feel superior." -Savage Science
"...such an asshole ...your[sic] like a child" -Newton's Light
"[has] a tendency to not only bring up new questions but rephrase old ones to force them to be answered in new ways" -Bryan
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