J
"Am I retarded or just overjoyed??"

Male
33 years old
COLUMBUS, OHIO
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    J's Interests
Generalart. music. travel. exploring wonderful people and things. books. movies. cooking. tattooed ladies. my day of the dead (dias de los muertos) collection. a strange collection of toys and other found objects. I love Edward Gorey...this is sweet!
Musicbagpipe bands. weird al. johnny cash. polka. electronica. rage against the machine. teddybears. ben harper and the innocent criminals. REM. neko case. beastie boys. the monkees - no seriously. pearl jam. peaches. ani defranco. krishna das. rob zombie. social distortion. uncle tupelo. wilco. son volt. hank rollins. black flag. ramones. regina spektor. mogwai. six parts seven. tv on the radio. slavic soul party. frankie yankovich. tim easton. earwig. the enlargements.
MoviesMonty Python. Hunt for Red October. Old School. boondock saints. ferris bueller's day off. amelie. mall rats. oh brother, where art thou? walk the line. indiana jones. john wayne. high fidelity. office space. clue. bourne trilogy. james bond - all of them. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
TelevisionHBO = Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Big Love, Entourage, Deadwood, Bill Maher, curb your enthusiasm. Comedy Central = The Daily Show. Carlos Mencia. conan o'brien. ROBOT CHICKEN! psych on USA. anthony bourdain. Little Britain. Monty Python. Benny Hill. Are You Being Served? Sister Wendy's History of Art. I listen to a TON of radio - National Public Radio.
BooksLots of pictures - art books! I am a painter. clive cussler. anthony bourdain. madeline albright. josef albers. classic books. thomas lynch - Bodies in Motion and at Rest. The Undertaking; Still Life in Milford. poetry
HeroesThose who give unselfishly. Those who know how to give back. Mondrian, Hoffman, Pollock, Kandinsky, Abel, Rothko.
Groups: Embalmers, Funeral Directors, Autopsy and Forensics TechniciansSmoking Redhead ClubI love Redheads

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     J's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Columbus
Body type:6' 0" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Trade Embalmer

   J's Schools
Cincinnati College Of Mortuary Science
Cincinnati, OH
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
 

1999 to 2000
Ohio Dominican University
Columbus, OH
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: ART
 

1993 to 1997
East High School
Columbus, OH
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: marching, jazz, concert bands. Air Force Junior ROTC. soccer, swim team.
 

1990 to 1993

   J's Companies
Moffett Embalming Service
Columbus, Ohio US
owner




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   J's Blurbs
About me:
male 32 married - best wife ever trade embalmer bass drummer - Capitol City Pipes and Drums bagpipe band painter - member of the Couchfire Collective - thecouchfire.org pipe smoker cigar lover mutton chop wearin' I know how to bowl and fix a sink planning to compete in the 2007 World Beard and Mustache Championships. England or Bust!
Who I'd like to meet:
Sean Connery Gail in Scotland my grandfathers and some of the old, long dead family. (what!? nobody said I couldn't friggin' time travel in this thread!)



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J's Friends Comments
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VikingLars





Jun 22 2008 2:52 PM

weird... i haven't run into you at the auto-repair joint or the dentist lately... hmmmm...
Dr. Sketchy's Columbus!





May 20 2008 6:46 AM

Gracias for the add, amigos!
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School, Columbus, OH - Viva Valezz!
Label Yourself...





May 8 2008 3:25 PM

Thanks for the add. Men's redesigned fashions coming soon. Keep in touch!
venison furs





Apr 17 2008 9:06 PM

hope to see you this weekend - no html! I wanted to show you my new one
:( Linda
Beckiwecki





Mar 17 2008 6:28 AM

Hiya, stranger. Hope you're well.
alexandria





Feb 25 2008 5:29 PM

J- Really, thats super! I bet you'd have steady employment opportunities here! I mean people die everywhere, right? Please come back and visit soon! We had so much fun with you and Lori! At least in November for the Day of The Dead celebration!
Sarah Dougherty Art





Feb 21 2008 5:26 PM

Thanks!
Jascha Heifetz





Feb 12 2008 4:12 PM

salame there friend
XAN





Jan 18 2008 7:46 AM

I am glad to hear you are well. We are doing well too. Kind of glad the holidays are over. It is just so hectic. I am going to do better keeping in touch. :>)
XAN





Jan 17 2008 6:31 PM

Hey, Hope you had a good holiday season. Just wanted to check in. :>)
Jascha Heifetz





Jan 12 2008 11:01 PM

hey there friend hope all is well with your mortuary doings
dave for the moment





Jan 3 2008 5:29 AM

Happy new year!
Beckiwecki





Dec 26 2007 7:14 PM

Three cheers for stretchy pants! ;)
Jascha Heifetz





Nov 16 2007 1:36 PM

thanks for add new friend. i see you play.i play pipes well not in a few years
Kym





Nov 1 2007 7:47 PM

Sorry I missed your birthday Jay! I hope you had a great one. :)
Beckiwecki





Oct 31 2007 9:39 AM

Happy, happy birthday, baby.
XO.
Kristie





Oct 31 2007 4:55 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
XAN





Oct 30 2007 8:37 PM

Happy Birthday
ColdmaN5





Oct 14 2007 5:24 PM

escuse me. im looking for Youtube. can you point me in the right direction? i feel stupid, being lost on the internet, but i guess it happens. let me know ,Colonel Sanders!
Beckiwecki





Oct 14 2007 10:40 AM

Hi!!
That's all for now.
Elizabeth





Oct 9 2007 4:02 PM

Sorry, dude, we're still cousins. You're just not related to anybody who predates the pilgrims anymore. So get over those Mayflower Madams hopes, 'kay? And I would never go out with an inbreedin' adulturer. One or the other, but never both.
Elizabeth





Oct 3 2007 11:46 PM

Just found out from my mom there was NOT a Moffett at Jamestown. It was a Gibbs, the other half of my recently deceased grandma. Sorry to get your hopes up.
elizabeth





Sep 22 2007 10:46 AM

Thanks for your kindness and understanding. You and Lori need to come over for heart shaped cookies and wine with us.
Beckiwecki





Jul 3 2007 8:41 AM

Hey.
How you doing?
That's all.
The real Marcus Thompson





Jun 29 2007 7:01 AM

Hey I saw you in the Other paper a few weeks ago. What was that about? I was not able to read the article.
Equality Ohio





Jun 22 2007 5:17 PM



Happy Pride Month!

Cincinnati Pride Alive!  June 9-10
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Jun 19 2007 2:08 PM

hey sunshine!!lookin for ya in the neighborhood!!
HRC





Jun 19 2007 8:03 AM

Thanks for the Add, Support Equality and subscribe to our blog!
elizabeth





Jun 14 2007 11:59 PM

i decided today that i need an entire afternoon with you and lori this summer.
The real Marcus Thompson





Jun 13 2007 12:41 PM

Whats up Jay how ya been? I just moved back to Columbus from Maryland. I dig the colonel mustard mustache.
elizabeth





May 20 2007 10:09 AM

Um I had no idea that this tasty morsel of a song belonged to Rockford. LOVELY!
elizabeth





May 20 2007 1:17 AM

Ms. Lori looked delicious tonight in flowery birthday blue. I must see more of you two sometime soon.
COREROC





May 18 2007 7:28 AM

Thank you for the add sir. I checked out your work at the agora show and was very impressed. You were very wrapped up in conversation that night so I didn't introduce myself. You know if you ever have an incling to colaborate with another artist. I am looking to do some peices like this. so get in touch with me.

Much respect and have a great weekend.
coreroc
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May 13 2007 5:37 AM

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