The Red Bearded Menace...
James Corthell
Hallowed are the Gizmo...

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26 years old
PORTLAND, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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GeneralComputers, Ham Radio, Electronics, Photography, Digital Photography, Incense, Maji, Art, Artistic Expressions, My Son, Linux, Unix, CentOS, Gentoo, Video Games, PHP, CSS, Blankies, Cryptography, XBox360, Halo, Halo 3, CoD4
MusicStephen Lynch, The Pretenders, Queen, U2, Kenny Chesney, Aerosmith, Dixie Chicks, green day, Lily Allen, Johnny Cash, Aaron Tippin, The Beatles, The Blues Brothers, Billy Idol, The Eagles, Elvis Presley, Garbage, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., George Jones, Merle Haggard, Nirvana, Orgy, The Charlie Daniels Band, The Drifters, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Weird Al Yankovic, The Good Ol' Boys, Rammstein, Prodigy, Ryan Adams, Bob Dylan, CKY, Everclear, Matchbox 20, Toby Keith, Bush, Big and Rich, Blake Shelton, Blues Travler, Brad Paisley, Brooks and Dunn, Cake, Collin Raye, Cowboy Troy, Darryl Worley, Deana Carter, Dierks Bentley, Evanescence, Everlast, Faith Hill, Garth Brooks, Gorillaz, Gretchen Wilson, Hot Apple Pie, Keith Urban, Korn, LeAnne Rymes, Linkin Park, Men Without Hats, Outkast, Papa Roach, Phil Collins, Puddle of Mudd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stray Cats, Sugar Ray, Three Doors Down, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Trace Adkins, Verve Pipe, I enjoy just about everything...
MoviesAction, Drama, Science Fiction; you name it... Boondock Saints, Full Metal Jacket, Frailty, The Siege, Planet of the Apes, Toy Story, American History X, A Clockwork Orange, Gladiator, The Three Amigos, The Butterfly Effect, Ghostsbusters, 13 Ghosts, Black Hawk Down, The Untouchables, Nosferatu, Seven, Spaceballs, A Few Good Men, Predator, Bram Stroker's Dracula, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Wedding Singer, Young Frankenstein, Con Air, The Day After Tomorrow, Conspiracy Theory, Total Recall, IT, Air Force One, Lethal Weapon, Stand By Me, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Shawshank Redemption, Sling Blade, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, The Devil's Rejects, The Hills Have Eyes, Walk The Line, House of 1000 Corpses, Fight Club, Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil, Pleasantville, Carnival Of Souls, Hackers, The Guardian, The Postman, Tin Cup, Water World, Dragonheart, The Day After Tomorrow, The Rookie, Frequency, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, The Illusionist, Braveheart, The Princess Bride, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Night at the Museum, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum
TelevisionI enjoy science fiction (Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica) but ultimately anything but "reality" television (or lack there of)... Band of Brothers, Modern Marvels, war documentaries, Mr. Wizard's World, Cops, Unsolved Mysteries, The Twilight Zone, Family Guy, Proof: Positive, In Search Of, South Park, The Simpsons, House, King of the Hill, The X-Files, That 70's Show, Chappelle's Show, Futurama, Saved by the Bell, Desperate Housewives, Medium, House M.D., Dead Like Me, The Black Donnellys
BooksCovet with the Vampire
HeroesMy Son, Kermet T. Frog, Ernie, Batman, MacGyver, Mr Rogers, Frank Sinatra, Princess Diana
Groups: The Realm OnlineCKyMilwaukie High School Students/AlumniSuperDuperAssTelcoNinjasStargateUGN SecurityFree Software Foundation

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     The Red Bearded Menace...'s Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Milwaukie, Oregon
Body type:6' 2" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Design Consultant
Income:$75,000 to $100,000

   The Red Bearded Menace...'s Schools
Clackamas Community College
Oregon City, OR
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: Computer Sciences
Minor: Business
 
Current Courses:

1999 to 2001
Milwaukie High School
Milwaukie,Oregon
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 1999

   The Red Bearded Menace...'s Networking
Photography - Outdoor/Nature - Photographer

Film - Direction - Director

Technology - IT - Developer


   The Red Bearded Menace...'s Companies
VNC Web Design
Portlnd, Oregon US
President
Design & Development

UGN Security
Portland, Oregon US
President

Affiliated Computer Services
Tualetin, Oregon US
Senior Care Representative
Boost Mobile

2003
Stream International
Beaverton, Oregon US
Product Specialist
Adobe Photoshop

2004
LiveBridge
Milwaukie, Oregon US
Data Technician
FirstUSA

2002
Gartner
Portland, Oregon US
Research Technician
Microsoft, Gartner Data Conferance

2003



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About me:
I'm a 20 somethings Security, Networking, and Design consultant. I own and operate VNC Web Design and various online communities which are used for professional and business networking. I am self employed and have been for several years.

I have a baby boy named Little James (or Trey as he's the III); he's my pride and joy.

With true love, it's like seeing ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have ever seen it... - Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm simply weary of what exists within it.

Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name: James A Corthell, II
Nick Name(s): Gizmo, Giz, Gizzy, Moguai, Gremelin
Birthday: April 08, 1983
Birthplace: Milwaukie, OR; USA
Current Location: Milwaukie, OR; USA
Eye Color: Varies, commonly Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed Or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: German, English, Sweedish
The Shoes You Wore Today: None today, but commonly black workboots
Your Weakness: Cheesecake...
Your Fears: Enclosed Spaces, Being Alone.
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat lovers, extra on the meat...
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not killing a relative...
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: "heh"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "What's wrong now little buddy?"
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair... Or my eyes... You choose...
Your Bedtime: 3am? 4am? I rarely seek the guidance of a clock...
Your Most Missed Memory: Great grandpa bribing me with cookies when I was a wee tater tot.
Pepsi Or Coke: Mountain Dew (Pepsi)
McDonalds Or Burger King: Subway pls, though I can settle for the BK...
Single Or Group Dates: Groupies...
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea: Lipton, it's delicious...
Chocolate Or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappucino Or Coffee: Vente Caramel Frappachino
Do You Smoke: In a social situation
Do You Swear: Yes
Do You Sing: It is not likely.
Do You Shower Daily: No
Have You Been In Love: Yes, I think...
Do You Want To Go To College: I came, I saw, I failed ;)...
Do You Want To Get Married: Been there, done that...
Do You Believe In Yourself: Sometimes, when I wear streachy pants...
Do You Get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do You Think You Are Attractive: Sometimes, when I'm feeling especially delicious...
Are You A Health Freak: Nope
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Yes
Do You Like Thunderstorms: I do enjoy the occasional thunderstorm...
Do You Play An Instrument: I'm not too talented with musical instruments...
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol: I do enjoy the occasional drink, socially or not.
In The Past Month Have You Smoked: I generally prefer my tobacco in the form of a flavored cigar.
In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs: Medical only... ;)
In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date: I enjoy going out with friends, that is about the extent.
In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall: Yes
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos: I haven't had Oreos in a while, but I do enjoy them.
In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi: I generally eat Sushi several times per month, but I am quite picky...
In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage: I don't go on stage... Unless cohersed by my best friend Jack Daniels or his cousin Jose Quervo...
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped: Wouldn't it require dating someone to be dumped?
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping: I do enjoy pools, but I'm all good with having my clothing on, thanks though ;)...
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything: I don't generally off with much ;)...
Ever Been Drunk: It takes a while, and a lot of liquor, but it is possible ;)...
Ever Been Called A Tease: Several times.
Ever Been Beaten Up: Generally I'm the bully, thanks ;).
Ever Shoplifted: I'm the reason that Toys R Us has special security in the electronics section, what do you think ;).
How Do You Want To Die: Fast, in my sleep... Preferably after a bottle of scotch with a golf club to the temple ;).
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up: "When"? I want to be rich someday hehe...
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit: I have strong ties with Europe and Asia Major

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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone and Everyone... ..
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Haribo





Apr 28 2009 6:01 PM

hey...i'm so sorry i dropped off the face of the planet...i have no real excuse lol...i've been good, busy, but good.
how've you been?
Nixie





Jun 24 2009 7:46 AM

Hey there, thanks for the add! I'm still trying to convince myself that Myspace is better than Facebook.. but I don't think it's working. heheh
Jess Furman





Apr 12 2009 3:09 AM

Hey James!

Thanks for checking out my music and reaching out! You must have heard the new track, "Count on Me" ? ...it was just released this week!

Anyway - here's wishing you a kick ass weekend!

Jess
xo
~Sherry~





Apr 8 2009 4:39 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY!!!!!!!!

Birthday Blessings

Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.

Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who’ve enriched your life
Just by being there.

Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.

Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
"Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!"


By Joanna Fuchs
~Sherry~





Mar 24 2009 2:34 AM

hey i responded but i think it posted in my pic comments.. U mad?
Crys♥Hornsby





Jan 30 2009 7:03 AM

hello! :]
Lady Onyx Valentine





Nov 25 2008 8:41 AM

WORD TO YOUR MOGWAI
Lady Onyx Valentine





Nov 25 2008 8:45 AM

GIZZY IS THE SHIZZY
I ♥ MY DAUGHTER





Oct 23 2008 7:33 PM

the tray for the games broke.
the baby is good 2 more months the fam is good to anthony is freaking out over drugs right now but yeah how things with you hows my trey
I ♥ MY DAUGHTER





Oct 23 2008 1:26 AM

aw gremmy i miss you we get our xbox back tomorrow call you soon i hope phone are kinda retarded but yeah like i said i miss you
.Dance [[Kati]] Dance.





Sep 26 2008 12:32 PM

oh ew. wtf is up with this sonnnggg! gooddddd.
miss ya!
.Dance [[Kati]] Dance.





Sep 21 2008 2:24 PM

hey hey hey babe.
how you doing?
Maizy





Jul 4 2008 9:16 PM

Lady Tara





Jul 4 2008 1:02 AM

Maizy





Jun 22 2008 2:25 AM

CINDY SIOUX





Jun 16 2008 12:40 AM

HAPPY FATHERS DAY
pamie ツ





May 14 2008 3:18 AM

Is secretly planning pleasures with Gizmo and Pam ;)?????
You pervert!!!!
lol:)
Loz





Apr 21 2008 3:00 AM

Forgot to thank you for the BD comment.

:) How are things going?
.Dance [[Kati]] Dance.





Apr 20 2008 7:24 PM

heyyyy!
Prosthesis





Apr 8 2008 5:08 PM

happy bday giz
Julia





Apr 4 2008 4:23 AM

Hope you feel better soon! I feel depressed sometimes too! It's bound to happen I guess....how's life? your son sure is cute!
peace-julia
.Dance [[Kati]] Dance.





Mar 1 2008 7:08 AM

hello my strawberry shortcake..
They call me Zèro [ Julian ]





Feb 23 2008 12:11 AM

not gonna be on for a while cuz i just moved and i got no innernet
Russell





Feb 7 2008 4:40 PM

I'm f*cking Matt Damon


Watch more videos at Dance Tube TV!
pamie ツ





Feb 2 2008 10:04 PM

LOL...I'm finally in yours
so you shall be on mine:)
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