The Moistboyz are here to put a stop to "clear-channel" Rock and Roll. The Moistboyz are sick and tired of bullshit and candy-coated VH1 girl-rock. They will not appear in panties or women's clothes. The Moistboyz are not spokesmen of the oppressed. They care nothing for causes, marches, or human rights, because "human rights" are only the communist watering-down of FREEDOM.
The Moistboyz exist to provide loud Rock and Roll intended to be played at maximum volume. The Moistboyz are more so to be reckoned with than enjoyed during a cup of "Tazo Chai." The Moistboyz are not a comedy act, nor do they attempt to produce retrospective ideals. They are men, and enjoy this existence.
The Moistboyz know this will offend the androgyny of the modern person, and the young intellectual. The Moistboyz are holdouts in a nation of pussies and jerk-offs. Guns, booze and dirt are the essence. This occurs naturally for them, and takes little to no effort to produce.
The Moistboyz are here to serve notice to the fakers and doubters and reclaim Rock and Roll for those who aren't so easily fooled. As the New Age grows, the Moistboyz grow fiercer, determined to slap the faces of "terrorism" pussies and cowards. The Moistboyz hatred of Communism and cowardice will propel the true American beyond any and all so-called "wars" of the present day. Red, White and Blue may be the colors of soldiers, but the flag flown by the Moistboyz has the coiled snake, and the words emblazoned; "Don't tread on me."
Agent Moosehead(jazz/funk/fusion) Bodega(Jamband/Funk/Jazz) The Last Emperor(Hip Hop) Cheers Elephant(Psychedelic / Rock) Si Senorita Wineskin(Rock / Roots Music) Tweener sets by Andy of the Future(Electronic/Beats) Also present will be the PhillyNORML(National Organization for Reform of Marijuana Laws)
Monday, April 20, 2009 | Doors 6pm | Show 7:30pm | Downstairs Live
Tickets: Floor/Loge (Limited General Admission Seating plus Standing Room): $15 ($12 ticket + $3 processing fee)
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I gotta say, playing with Nick Oliveri & Jeff Pinkus, two guys whose records I've listened to an awful lot, was a fab experience, as was bringing my high school band full circle looking up at Guy Heller , often in that knee squat pose that he was using for our show at the South Hunterdon Regional High School Cabaret.
