"Wherever two men are gathered together to sell a third man a twenty-dollar violin for ten thousand dollars, he will be there in spirit." -- Mr. Nancy in "American Gods"
Weird Al, The Kleptones, DJ Riko, Lenlow, Howard Shore, Scala
Movies
The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Shaun of the Dead, Army of Darkness, Star Wars,
Television
The Office (original), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Black Books, Spaced, South Park, Futurama, Home Movies, The Simpsons, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Jeeves and Wooster, Red Green, Are You Being Served?, Keeping Up Appearances, Battlestar Galactica
Books
The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, Paradise Lost, Le Morte de Arthur, The Canterbury Tales
Ashford University
Clinton, IA
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: CGD - Animation and Print Media
Minor: Visual Arts
Clubs: Regis 3rd, The Clarion, FAC, SGA
Greek:
Delta Tau Chi
About me:
My name is Nik. I used to have a nice dada/anti-myspace page, but I took it down because frankly, I don't think myspace is really worth making fun of. It would be akin to making fun of K-Mart, which while funny, is also kind of sad. Also, I believe myspace has slightly less Martha Stewart, which closes off a veritable vein of 20-year-old humors. A bit more about me: I drifted after high school, not really figuring myself out until I went to a small liberal arts college. After a largely positive time there, I'm now off in the big Real World, discovering that it's more or less like the fake world of academia I left behind, only with more bills and less cowbell.
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet (again) that one crush I had a year ago in circumstances less awkward than in those we first got to know each other. Failing that, I'd like to meet Abraham Lincoln. Other stops on the molrak internets
hello, leaving you a comment, because you where all whinny about it earlier this week. "no one ever leaves a comment on my page"... WELL, HERE IT IS!! ENJOY!!
I booked a couple hotel rooms in Ames Oct 20 & 21 for Homecoming if you are interested in seeing a bunch of old people who used to be able to drink try to relive the glory days.
Do you derive joy when someone else succeeds?
do you not play dirty when engaged in competition?
do you have a big intellectual capacity
but know that it alone does not equate wisdom?
do you see everything as an illusion
but enjoy it even though you are not apart of it?
are you both masculine and feminine?
politically aware?and don't believe in capital punishment?
these are 21 things that i want in a lover
not necessarily needs but qualities that i prefer
do you derive joy from diving in
and seeing that loving someone can actually feel like freedom?
are you funny?à la self-deprecating?
like adventure?and have many formed opinions?
these are 21 things that i want in a lover
not necessarily needs but qualities that i prefer
i figure i can describe it since i have a choice in the matter
these are 21 things i choose to choose in a lover
i'm in no hurry i could wait for ever
i'm in no rush cuz i like being solo
there are no worries and certainly no pressures
in the meantime i'll live like there's no tomorrow
are you uninhibited in bed? more than 3 times a week?
up for being experimental? are you athletic?
are you thriving in a job that helps your brother?
are you not addicted?
