| Funny |
| Have you had sex within the past 24 hours?: | TeeHee |
| Are you gay?: | Only half |
| Do you have hairy legs?: | Not right now for once |
| Are you sick?: | Mentally or physically? |
| Do you smoke, anything?: | Yes |
| Do you like monkeys?: | Not usually |
| How many fillings do you have?: | Good lord, a bunch |
| Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?: | ocean |
| Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?: | sadly, yes |
| Have you ever used an electric toothbrush as a vibrator?: | Ouch! Those are pretty coarse bristles for something like that don't you think? |
| Have you ever read the Bible?: | Yes |
| Do you think Jeus is sexy?: | I don't know Ive never been able to find him |
| Did you ever go to Sunday School?: | Yes |
| Do you wear a lot of black?: | Not really |
| Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?: | Technically yes |
| Have you ever hugged a tree?: | Yes... Yes I have |
| Do you know what a sphincter actually is?: | Who doesn't? |
| What is your street address?: | Oh ho! You almost caught me here |
| Describe your hair: | Who knows what its real color is |
| Do you have hairy legs?: | You already asked me and no- I shaved yesterday! |
| Are you a wilderbeast?: | Last time I checked no |
| Do you like to have fun?: | Naturally |
| Are you a drama queen?: | Sometimes |
| Have you ever taken a bong hit?: | Wouldn't you like to know |
| Do you like mayonaise?: | Yes |
| Are you afraid to die?: | No, I'm just afraid of HOW I'm going to die |
| Do you like playing in leaves?: | Sometimes |
| Do you like lyme tics?: | No they suck 608 monkey balls |
| Are you horny right now?: | Who isn't! |
| Have you ever bought shoes that cost more than $500.00?: | No |
| Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?: | I went to college at PSU what do you think? |
| Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?: | Hmm, noI have decent aim |
| Are you an adult?: | Yes, age-wise |
| Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?: | I'm afraid to say yes, because I'm not checking this for typos |
| Ever won a spelling bee?: | Never been in one |
| Do you ever eat because your depressed?: | I'm a girl, that's like asking if Mark has ever made a comment about Chuck Norris |
| Are you a Television addict?: | Only for crappy VH1 TV |
| Do you think O.J. is guilty?: | Yes |
| Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?: | Yes, but cometimes we OD |
| Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?: | Yeah, it wasn't as great as I wanted it to be |
| On a swing?: | Not yet ;0) |
| Do you like Elvis?: | Eh |
| Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?: | Haven't seen it, but it sounds like we could make a hell of a drinking game with it |
| Ever been hit on at a zoo?: | Not that I remember |
| Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?: | No |
| Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?: | Hooray for triptophan! |
| Are you a sugar freak?: | I suppose |
| When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit, is that the cops?: | Not usually |
| Ever been arrested?: | No |
| Ever commit a crime and get away with it, like O.J, did?: | Yes |
| Actually, do you like orange juice?: | Yes |
| What sign are you?: | Cancer |
| Where do you wish you were right now?: | Just about anywhere, I'm easy to please |
| Did you enjoy this survey?: | Mildly |
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