Kristopher - Lead Vocals
Bård - Drums
Christian - Guitar
Mads - Bass and Backing Vocals
Peter - Lead Guitar and Backing Vocals
Influences
Anal Babes, Zeke, Poison Idea, Motörhead, The Hookers, Slayer, The Abusers, Sodom, Nattefrost, Entombed, New Bomb Turks, Darkthrone, TRBNGR, The Dwarves, Abscess, Celtic Frost, Silverfish, Repulsion, The Accüsed, Jerry's Kids, Toxic Holocaust, Bomberos, Iron Maiden, Nine Pound Hammer, Inepsy, Exodus, Misfits, Black Sabbath, S.O.D, Discharge, Unsane, Big Black, Dead Kennedys, Lard, Nifelheim, Brainbombs, The Dead Boys, Testament, Roky Erickson, The Damned, Napalm Death, Immortal, D.R.I, Didjits, Hellhammer, Tank, Black Flag, Nuclear Assault, Autopsy, Judas Priest, Charged G.B.H, Dio, Ozzy, Sheer Terror, Agnostic Front, Brutal Truth, Godflesh, Fudge Tunnel, Mayhem, Anthrax, The Exploited, Dark Angel, AC/DC, Bathory, High On Fire, Sex Pistols, Aura Noir, D.O.A, Bad Brains, Nasum, Butthole Surfers, Kreator, Thin Lizzy, Sepultura, Rose Tattoo, GG Allin, Terrorizer, The Supersuckers, Rotten Sound, Twisted Sister, Radio Birdman, Suicidal Tendencies, L.A Guns, Pungent Stench, Kiss, Destruction, The Buzzcoks, Obituary, The Flamin' Groovies, Sadistik Exekution, MC5, Electro Hippies, Leeway, Watain, The Pleasure Fuckers, Ted Nugent, Minor Threat, New York Dolls, Carpathian Forest, Dead Moon, Hammerhead, Metallica, Dismember, Puffball, So Much Hate, Gang Green, The Undertones, Grave, Death Breath, Diamond Head, Infernö, Carcass, Teengenerate, Righteous Pigs, Saxon, Krisiun, Mono Men, Gluecifer, At The Gates, Sick Of It All, The Devil Dogs, Grand Funk Railroad, Fugazi, Circle Jerks, Ebba Grön, Audiopain, The Crown, The Clash, The Hellacopters, Corrosion Of Conformity, Fear, Melvins, Accept, Lair Of The Minotaur, Coroner, Impulse Manslaughter, Mudhoney, Crumbsuckers, Cro Mags, Morbid Angel, Tokyo Blade, Sadistic Intent, Angel Witch, Electric Frankenstein, U.F.O, Mötley Crüe, Budgie, Filthy Christians, Chuck Berry, The Von Zippers, Snuff, Stengte Dører, The Go, Onslaught, Danzig, The Dickies, Social Distortion, Tad, The Reverend Horton Heat, Alice Donut, Backstreet Girls, Nachtmystium, Skitsystem, Sonic's Rendezvous Band, Metal Church, Union Carbide Productions, X-Rays, Mercyful Fate, Sonic Violence, Bantam Rooster, Janitor Joe, Ministry, Rocket From The Crypt, Grand Magus, Pentagram, The Lazy Cowgirls, UK Subs, Hirax, Ratt, Total Jävla Mörker, Baby Woodrose, Equinox, Sigh, The Gaza Strippers, Kjøtt, King Diamond, The Nomads, The Mormones, Adrenalin O.D, Forbidden, The Onyas, The Cynics, The Stooges, Impaled Nazarene, The Hip Priests, Pagans, Enslaved, Scorpions, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Guitar Wolf, The Dictators, Skidrow, Pestilence, Ramones, Usurper, God Bullies, Death Angel, The Oblivians, The Gories, X-Cops, Head Of David, Neurosis, Led Zeppelin, Sarcofago, Cheap Trick, The Lime Spiders, W.A.S.P, Anal Cunt, Deep Purple, Venom, Cosmic Psychos, The Jesus Lizard, Death, The Sonics, Possessed, Voivod, Elvis Hitler....
Once upon a time, Kristopher and Peter were raisin' hell all over Norway as members of the obnoxious and notorious punkrock combo called Datsun. Stinkin' drunk and merciless, with chronic erections and no good intentions, they left a trail of destruction, chaos and crying girls. City after city got rocked to smithereens and reduced to pissdrenched ruins. No one was safe!
About seven years ago, this rampage of darkness and depravity finally came to an end, and since then, Kristopher has been busy mutilatin' himself and fronting his band The Cumshots. Peter has been ramblin' on, knockin' up various women and spiraling out of controll with his band, Blood Tsunami.
Years passed by, slowly like snails in sand, but then... in the beginning of July 2009 their crooked paths suddenly crossed again. Without hesitation, they headed for the local bar, and immediately plunged into cynical drinking and bitter complaining. It soon turned out they both were, as usual, utterly discontent about most things. Water under the bridge, but nothin' new in the fridge...
Covered with scars, old, thirsty, broke and bored out of their heads, the two drunkards both knew that something had to be done! Something had to happen! They both looked deep into their beers for quite a while, contemplating. Some bellyscratching and nosepicking occured before suddenly... Boom! Like a revelation, the two intoxicated men synchronized realized that the time had finally come! The time had come to once again unleash some demons, kick some ass, create havoc and corrupt some innocent souls. There and then a new band was born. A ravenous, shitfaced and pissed off beast... Mongo Ninja!
After a quick rehearsal as a duo Peter soon got his good friend and fellow Blood Tsunami member, Bård to join in on drums. After one more rehearsal, this time as a three piece, they agreed it was time to become a full blown band. Christian from Lobotomized was headhunted to manhandle the second guitar and Mads from Russian Poker showed up with a four string bass and a six pack of beer.
After this rehearsal Mongo Ninja had five members, a bunch of songs and nowhere to go except straight into studio. Ex-Datsun member Anders Henningsen said yes to record the noise and during one Saturday in August they got together, drank an unbelievable amount of beers, had some friends over, drank some more and ended up at the local bar... But in between all this they also managed to record the debut album "...And The Wrist Is History".
Holy shiteatin' Jesus! Mongo motherfuckin' Ninja! No beast so fierce! Get ready for 13 songs of lethal misanthropic punkrock mixed with ferocious metal, some infernal boogieriffs, guttural drunken vocals and lyrics that deals with such subjects as sexual frustration, self loathing, violence, fat kids, alcohol abuse and patricide.
Mongo Ninja is here to rock your ass off, blow everything to pieces, fuck and fuck up everything breathing! Burn, pillage and destroy! Mongo Ninja will detonate like a fuckin' nailbomb in your fragile skull. Mongo Ninja is about as gentle as a spikeglowed fistfuck! It feels like being tied down and force fed with slugs from a 12 guage shotgun. Over and over and over again! You will find yourself stumbling around in circles like a drooling moron with a totally sandblasted brain, your jaw on the floor, both hands in permanent skullgrips, and unable to say anything but... GgggagArrgagaaargh!
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What's up Mongo Ninja? Your cleverness helps me breathe without the need of oxygen. Your reflections bring happiness that rends naked glass. How beautiful is the snowshine in your eyes, so directly current from the static in your mind. All my thoughts are lost to your graceful gaze? Your essence is equal to the beauty of a galaxy. Transistors bridge where your vanity would never go. So charmingly silky, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsickle. May you always have stables of horses to service your needs. I sense wild vapors of sweet champagne in your larynx. Cities crumble, skies ignite spontaneously in your presence. What wonderful vibrations you are capable of. The elves that play in the toasters wash their drum sticks in honey and sing strikingly colored anthems in perfect harmonious pleasure. Blinking reveals the true visage of beauty hidden within your eyes. In your absence I am forced into finding other forms of amusement while thinking about you. The sand runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous monsters being slayed by flying phoenixes.
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