Monkeys. That's me crew. The monks said we should get us a Myspace page. I spend me quality time diggin' up treasure and reburying it, drawing maps and burning the edges of them so they look really cool, so I had no idea what they were talking about. The mates can be insistent--with the screamin' and the poo throwin' and what not--and finally they convinced me. So here we be, to share the tales of our adventures on the seven seas!
We've got us a fancy-pants webpage (that's the link up there). After plunderin' the Frats of Alpha Tau Theta Island and seeing their sweet party shirts, the monks thought we should make us some rags to commemorate our more memorable voyages. Ye can get ye one if'n ya wish. There'll be a monthly activity page and other goodies for ye to enjoy.
Who I'd like to meet:
Wenches. They're on the top of me list.
Anyone with a lot of treasure but has no weapons and can't run very fast.
Both me and the monkey pirates would like to meet this young lady. (Best of both worlds, eh?)
And this fella. Thinks he can shanghai the Captain and take his treasure! (He did. We would like to find him.)
not to be a snitch or anything, but i think i know where you can find your little friend...unless you already did. then never mind. how's that burrying treasure, burning maps thing going? say hi to the tally man for me.
how do i get me some of those sweet shirts? tell me where the monthly activity page is, or i'll be swipin' y'er treasure...arrh (she said in a very piratey voice, with a brilliant accent).
