Sex, Art, music, literature, movies, video games, football, boxing, fishing, golf, hiking, mountain biking, taking over the world. Oh yeah and dancing...like Mr T
Music
Blues, classical, jazz, rock, metal, punk. bluegrass, raegae, Classic country, basically anything that doesn't suck...you know like Christian rock.
To get a little more specific here are some of the things in my CD player right now.
Beatles, Bach, Bob Marley, Glen Miller, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Jimmi Hendrix, The Stones, Guns and Roses, Talking Heads, Chili Peppers, Alice in Chains, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Lewis Armstrong, ZZ Top, BB King, Cake, Tom Petty, Pearl Jam, Mudvayne, Audioslave, Imortal Technique, Big Bad voodoo daddy, Stevie Ray Vaughn.
To name a few
Movies
As with music anything that doesn't suck.
Comedy- Monty Python, Mel Brooks, Harold Ramis
Horror- John Carpenter's 'the thing', remake of Dawn of the dead, the Exorsist
Action- Anything with Swarzenager, He is Hilarious.
love Japenese Monster movies and Chinese Kung Fu Films as well. Hmmm Betty
Television
Stay away from the evil box!
Ok, I do like 'My name is Earl' 'The Office' and 'The Loop'
And I have to get my Daily Show', 'Colbert report','family Guy', 'Simpsons' and 'Drawn Together' When I can catch em
Books
Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse 5----Vonnegat
Lord of the rings Trilogy----Tolkien
Dune series,---Herbert
Hitchhikers guide series----douglas Adams
Stranger in a Strange Land----Heinlein
ALSO
Kafka, Plato, H.P. Lovecraft, Tolstoy, Faulkner, James Joyce, Lord Byron, Keats, Bryan Greene, Edgar Allen Poe, Mellville among many,many others
I am the monkeywrench
I am a time traveling, multi dimensional, psychic with the ability to speak to anything organic. My best conversations are often with food items. Sandwiches may be my favorite, but I do have a sweet tooth and relish a verbose confection. I have a lot of friends all across the universe not to mention in, under and beside the universe. I have an evil clone, an alien race and a pair of cracked out possums that are trying to kill me, but other than that life is good. I plan on fixing all the worlds problems one crazy story at a time. I have a few pictures I've drawn showing the characters from my blog, every character was in the blog at least once. GO read the old blogs and all of it will make perfect sense! Ok maybe not perfect sense, but a lot more sense! Yeah maybe not a lot more, but some more...eh SENSE!
I love my blog readers !!!
Who I'd like to meet: Travelers from the future, or aliens with above average IQ.
I spend a lot of time traveling though space and most aliens are just as stupid as we are. Its depressing really. I do enjoy the Verisimilitude of the universe even though I know it is all a dream. Luckily I unravel it all in my blog
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PONKY IS ON THE JOB!!! DON'T UNDERSTAND? READ THE BLOG!
All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. DSEYA.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from DSEYA.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at DSEYA.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. DSEYA.COM
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