VISIT MONNY'S MORTUARY
RESURRECTING THE DEAD
BUILDING AN ARMY OF THE UNDEAD
HERE ARE SOME FOLKS THAT ALREADY JOINED UP.
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DELUXE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD MEMBERSHIP
THESE STUNNING PACKS INCLUDE -
A ZOMBIE PORTRAIT.
A PERSONAL DEATH CERTIFICATE.
A MONNY'S MORTUARY TOETAG.
A ZOMBIE ID CARD.
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A PERSONAL ENROLLMENT FORM.
A PERSONAL ARMY OF THE UNDEAD T-SHIRT!!!
Each t-shirt has your very own zombie image in the gunsite and an individual rank and serial number. all recruits will start at private ranking. then following a years service the option to relist at the next rank in the army (lieutenant, etc.)
first years membership will be around £30 / $60. the following year will be at a considerable discount.
contact the mortician with questions and comments.
ONLY AVAILABLE FROM WWW.MONNYSMORTUARY.COM
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WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL MONNY'S MORTUARY ARMY OF THE UNDEAD MYSPACE PAGE.
THIS PAGE IS DEVOTED TO CREATING AN ONLINE ZOMBIE ARMY. FORGET ALL THOSE BULLSHIT OTHER ZOMBIE ARMY SIGHTS, THIS IS THE ORIGINAL ARMY OF THE UNDEAD. YOU CAN ONLY JOIN IF YOU ARE A ZOMBIE!
AND IT COULDN'T BE EASIER TO GET RESURRECTED. SIMPLY ADD US AS A FRIEND AND SEND A MESSAGE SAYING YOU WANT TO BE ZOMBIFIED. THAT'S IT!
AFTER THAT YOU HAVE FOUR OPTIONS.
1) USE YOUR ZOMBIE IMAGE AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE. THEN SIT BACK AND DO NOTHING. YOU'LL GET ENTERED INTO MONTHLY COMPETITIONS WITH MONNY'S MORTUARY.
2) IF YOU LIKE YOUR PICTURE SEND US A DONATION. THIS CAN BE DONE VIA THE PAYPAL BUTTON BELOW, ON MONNY'S MORTUARY OFFICAL WEBSITE AND MONNY'S MORTUARY ZOMBIEFRIENDS PAGE. ALL FUNDS RAISED GO TO THE PRODUCTION OF MONNY'S MORTUARY NEW MOVIE.
3) IF YOU REALLY LIKE YOUR IMAGE YOU COULD JOIN THE OFFICIAL ARMY OF THE UNDEAD WITH A STANDARD MEMBERSHIP. THIS CAN BE PURCHASED ON THIS PAGE AS WELL AS ON MONNY'S MORTUARY OFFICAL WEBSITE.
4) IF YOU REALLY REALLY LIKE YOUR PICTURE THEN YOU MIGHT LIKE TO PLUMP FOR THE DELUXE MEMBERSHIP. THIS TOO CAN BE PURCHASED ON THIS PAGE AS WELL AS ON MONNY'S MORTUARY OFFICAL WEBSITE.
Who I'd like to meet: I'D LIKE TO MEET ..... ZOMBIE FANS THE WORLD OVER. MANY HAVE ALREADY GIVEN THERE FLESH FOR THE CAUSE AND NOW PROUDLY STAND SHOULDER TO SHOULDER WITH THERE UNDEAD COMRADES.
This short film will soon be produced as a feature, come join the ranks and become part of a horror film, watch the film and click on the banner below!!!
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