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Monster Cracking Shipper™
Alternative / Experimental / Punk

		FORWARDS IN ALL DIRECTIONS! Wabsnazsm, London and South East United Kingdom Profile Views: 2964 Last Login: 11/28/2008
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Monster Cracking Shipper™: General Info

Member Since	9/12/2005
Band Website	Coming soon..........
Influences	Sex Pistols, Alien Sex Fiend and car crashes!
Sounds Like	Monster Cracking Shipper...or your Uncle's bontempi nightmare.
Record Label	A round papery one...

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About Monster Cracking Shipper™

We'd rather be out mugging youngsters...

We are a band of old chuffs from Kent and we are on a mission. We are of the opinion that even though some of us are over fifty years old, we can still make some noise! And we do!

If you don't like us, we don't care! If you do like us, more fool you!

We only do this to annoy our neighbours anyway and it's working so well that we thought that we'd annoy you too!

Following on from the sad departure of Bashir OK, we at Monster Cracking Shipper would like to welcome Captain Parnell to our fold. Bringing a wealth of musical experience with him plus the most unusual talent of maintaining a beard of bees, we hope that Captain Parnell will prove to be an asset to Monster Cracking Shipper.

We are MONSTER CRACKING SHIPPER!

Email us at : monster.cracking.shipper@googlemail.com

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Sin [ Official page ]	Aug 27 2008 8:27 PM thanks for the add keep it sick (Sin and Souls)
Dan&Okse'sPodcast	Apr 27 2008 7:44 AM Thanks muchly for the add. Keep it up, whatever "it" is. As long as it's not hurting anyone, that's fine by us Thanks again D&O http://danandokse. podbean. com
DogNose	Apr 24 2008 2:12 AM A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. " The wife responds, "He wasn' t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.
gail face	Sep 27 2007 2:31 PM you kids certainly are jolly for a thursday! haha! fun songs are good songs! hope all is well!!
DogNose	Sep 27 2007 1:42 AM Good stuff! When are you going on tour? And where can I get a t-shirt?
JB ®	May 9 2007 3:04 PM Hey Great Page, Stay Cool, Keep The Faith, JB
HAMMERLOCK	Mar 7 2007 9:38 PM
Metal Urbain	Dec 29 2006 5:33 AM
mikrokosmos	Dec 20 2006 12:17 PM Hello There... good to meet you.
MusicSUBMIT	Dec 1 2006 4:26 PM Hi- our newest newsletter is here. Check our blog for "Free music promotion tips Issue. 23". ..and happy promoting! :)
Mayhem Deranged	Nov 9 2006 3:10 PM This is a somewhat belated thanks for adding us! Best wishes, Ray Mayhew Rock'n'Roll Inferno!!!!!
The Trudy	Nov 8 2006 8:50 PM LOST SUMMER OF LOVE new single out now click on the picture above to watch the video
MUSTANG LIGHTNING	Nov 4 2006 11:25 PM GOT HORSE, WILL TRAVEL
Tommy Boyd	Jul 29 2006 8:05 PM BBC Southern Counties Tune:104-104.8 FM/95-95.3 FM
I hate your music®	Jul 22 2006 9:37 PM seriously, get intouch about an interview, we like to support as much different type of shit as we can. And your version of bite it you scum fucking rocks!!!
Theo Hirsch	Jul 9 2006 4:22 PM I want the priest to touch the outside of my pants, where the shape of my penis forms and grows like a plant. I dress in really tight choirboy clothes, and sometimes the tip of my penis glows. The priest gives me loving any time of day, Im just 12 years old, but its ok to be gay. He whispers sweet livings into my ear, and when he pounds my young ass, I shed multiple tear. He doesnt fuck women because the church does not condone, my tight young butt is what he shall always bone. Just a small boy waiting for your love, Father, father, Ill pray to Lord above--- That you will love me tender, love me sweet, love my young ass as we walk down the street. Take me to mass and make me your bitch, take me away to a heavenly bliss. Feed me the wafer and lick the crumbs from your finger, in my mind forever your sexual glare will always linger. Me you and Jesus will be together in love, loving all day with no lack thereof. Cause you will always love my 12-year-old ass, your priestly love will always last. Just hitting puberty with little hair down there, but youre always aware because of how deeply you care. Theres nothing to share, because I will always be yours, no one else but you and Jesus will get me on all fours. A holy threesome for the eternities to come, forever to be with my 12-year-old white bum. I dont mind your cum, I like your rapist disposition, and the way you eat my ass, and all those raunchy positions. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, and you want me too, and sometimes your big cock gets stained with pooh Cause sometimes I forget that I need to wipe, but being only 12 years old I am not all that ripe. This poem that I write is all that I feel, just like when I bend over and you make me squeal. Pay no attention to all of the media and news, they cant stop our love, its everything I choose To be with you all day and every night, caress me and hold me and make it all right.
I hate your music®	Jul 9 2006 11:46 AM Sounds good, lets do an interview, contact our booker "evil booker" via our top 24, she'll give you the details and set something up if your interested!
THEY MIGHT BE PUNK	Jul 7 2006 12:24 AM Thanks for the request Monster Cracking Shipper!!
Crash Midnight	Jul 1 2006 7:58 PM hey thanks so much for checking us out, glad you could dig our stuff. its actually too bad we just had to pass on a world tour with Buckcherry a few weeks back (we're busy in the studio right now recording with Aerosmith's engineer/collaborator/co-producer which was just more important to finish up at the moment) otherwise we'd probably be seeing you within the next few weeks. no worries though, we've got other tour offers coming in so shouldn't be too long. would definitely appreciate you dropping us a comment and letting us know what you think :) thanks so much! you might be interested in this by the way. since things are taking off so much, we're going to be discontinuing our original version of the Crash Midnight shirts very soon so only the people who supported us from the beginning will have them. anyone we see at our shows on tour with these original shirts on will get preference for free tickets, invites to after parties, special first listen CDs of our upcoming album and any other cool perks we can think of to thank all of those people who helped us launch this band. i tossed a link below if you want to go check out and pick up our CD and those T-shirts :) keep in touch and can't wait to see you out there! -shaun Crash Midnight
The Bangles	Jun 13 2006 6:22 AM Hello, Thank you very much for your support !! Best wishes from The BANGLES !!
Jarvette©	Jun 7 2006 5:54 AM Monster Cracking Shipper is ACE! Everyone should listen to them! there, that's my PSA for the day!
The Porkbeast	Jun 3 2006 8:23 PM And yea it is written in the book of Ham that the Porkthing did descend from on high and lay the trotter of eternity upon the shoulder of Monster Cracking Shipper and did squeek "You are now an official PORKSTAR you slaaaag!" Porkbeast Snort!
Bard of Ely	May 27 2006 6:50 PM Glad to add you! :)
The Trudy	May 27 2006 8:34 AM Three track EP OUT NOW Click on above to download High Quality MP3s (320 kbps) from tunetribe.com
gail face	May 24 2006 5:10 PM jibbering with a jabber is far more interesting than jabbering with a jabber. jabbers jabber too much!