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THE TRUE STORY OF LAZER BEAMUS: No one can stand in the way of a true super hero. Here before you is one man, made of corn and other whole grains; a man filled with candy and pencil shavings. The kind of super hero that makes a person wonder why all the other super heroes aren't so great. Here is the man that stood before the garden of Eden and said, "This doesn't look that awesomeful!" Here is a man that saw the wall around China, then declared that it could have been made better and stronger if it only had seven detachable pieces. Lazer Beamus - the world's singlemost reliable hope. ###
Some albums include:
She Was Thrown Out For Her Rudeness...
Disgusting Stories About Chickens
How'd You Get So Tall?
Slammy Jam Jam Ridicule
Remember My Broken Toe? Me Neither
Four Large Cones To Go
Powerful Words For Little Guys
Secret Shopper
Nine Times The Netherworld
If Only Grandma Were Here!
Don't Steal My Coat
Please Steal My Coat
Is That A New Coat?
FUN FACTS:
Recently I created a world where handguns are not necessary and where violence is a thing of the past.
From the day I was born, no one has ever called me Rice Paddy.
Sincerity is most easily contained in the form of a flesh wound.
For now, I stay burrowing under the faintest glimmer of golden sands.
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