Juggling,fire, poi, festivals, funny things, walking, writing, poetry, playing my guitar, piano, animals, magic and wizardry, caves and minerals, sticks, stones, conkers, various herbs, camping, snooker, darts, swords, more fire, rainbows, trees, mushrooms, weather (of different types), happy things, interesting things, Batman (I want to steal his car), spaghetti bolognese etc.
Music
Firstly there's my band, Bad Acid, you can hear us if you click the picture below... Heavy metal: Ozzy Osbourne (he invented metal), Simian Rising, Woman Priest, Pantera, Slayer, Megadeth, Metallica, Sepultura, Fear Factory, Machine Head etc. some other stuff and my own. I do sometimes listen to more chilled out stuff: Pink Floyd, Air, Morcheeba etc. as I continue ageing.
Batman, Batman begins, Batman returns, (none of the batmans where the batmobile has gay neon lights on it, they shit films), Mars Attacks, monty python, Evil Dead, Bad Taste, Brain Dead, Satans Dog, Mountain of the cannibal god and Bambi (its so f**king cute).
Television
The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy etc. Monty Python's flying Circus, Countdown, Countryfile, Neighbours, BBC News 24, Ceefax (different pages) amongst others...
Books
Douglas Adams, Dr Seus, The Time Travellers Handbook, Poetry, and more.
Please visit my book collection, you can read peoms and stories i have been sent from talented writers.
www.lulu.com/montgomeryfunk
Heroes
Mike Healey, Batman, Dick Van Dyke, most wizards, pub landlords and bar staff, all of my beautiful friends, the man who invented spaghetti bolognese and anyone willing to give me a million pounds...
I am a human being with 2 eyes 2 arms 2legs 2 hands 2 feet 2 ears 1 nose and a dog. I live in a cottage and my dog lives in my cottage too.
I like dogs. And my friends... My beautiful, beautiful friends...
The Odyssey of M...
It began in the days of old, a tale so very strange and bendy. m was born in the normal traditional fashion, naked in a room full of strangers wearing masks. After being slapped, scrubbed and a quick limb and digit count m was presented to his parents who delighted in the joy of the traditional birth and then took him home.
Over the following years he developed powers such as the ability to talk, walk, and fall down. The minute m developed signs of conscious thought he was ritually dressed in a costume and sent to be educated where he learned the ability to read and write and also the useful art of tying a tie (the practice involves wrapping a length of fabric around your neck and knotting it and is thought to have originated from an uncommon phobia to do with being afraid your head is just about to fall off).
His mind developed and he could soon count, answer difficult questions and use his imagination to cope with boredom and to escape reality. After several years of incarceration m had many life experiences and knew how to do things like play music, talk to girls, say stupid things and shave (the process of running a razor blade across your throat, something you would shout at a child for).
Eventually he was released for bad behaviour and m was free to try to become the man he thought he supposed he reckoned he probably should maybe be and was expected to try to try to be. This was a complex time in the era of human kind so m dwelled mainly in the fantastic and the oddness that was his mind…
…there he found places of good and some places of bad and other places too strange to put into actual words. He explored deeper and deeper into the stupid and the ridiculous until sadly he got lost so now m wanders around searching, hunting for a way out, some route back to reality so that once there he can take terrible pointless revenge on the world.
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Who I'd like to meet: Batman (again, met him once before but i was a bit pissed and he told me to go away) The man who invented spaghetti bolognese so i can ask him to be my friend. Also i'd like to meet anyone who would give me a million pounds just because I could do with a million pounds and Bruce Wayne told me to go away, but he was dressed as batman so i didn't hit him(am serious, you got the a million pounds (or euros or dollars, i'm not fussy) cash to spare and i'll meet you)
Brilliant vid of your new song. It's a shame it's spoilt by the fat old git who sings at the end. (That definition of singing is not necessarily that of the management of the Spinners, other singers are available)
hey, how are you, so your playing at olde solfest, and so is laura james, will be good, hope to meet you there and a a chin wag. the weathers been marvellous, been to any events and is that open mic thing at the pub still on? i need to go and have a look :D byee
Seem to have the wrong address here babes!! There have been some real good comments about you on "Wizardmarras Saturday Night At The Spinners" Always been a believer in compliments getting to the person they were intended for. X Love your new one "Officer"......XXX What!! you want my address officer? You know where I am anytime. Always Love and "Time" for you Mr Traveller, Gee XXX
Hi hows things i tried to find your friend at the castle party but im afraid i was a bit er lets say shpongled. when is the next open mic thing at that pub i might be attending if all is well. see you about, Joe
HI if this will who i met down at the river then this is one of my friends i was talking about you should listen to her stuff its good http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=87464219 see you sometime Joe
Are you back up north or have you not left yet? Christmas is over, we can breath a sigh of relief! I should hopefully make my way up to Cumbria again soon.
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