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MONTI
MONTI To know Lloyd Dobler is to love him.

Female
34 years old
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
United States



Last Login: 8/10/2009
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BioAudiences warm up to Monti’s quirky stories quickly. She is one of thirteen children. Her father is the Puerto Rican Johnny Appleseed. Her mother’s the only Colombian obsessed with vacuum lines. Monti dishes on everything from her soul-mutt Chewy Chew Chew, to beating a one-legged man in a marathon... literally. She has a laundry list of phobias (mayonnaise, ex-boyfriends, the little white drop of milk slobs get on their lower lip when they’re eating Rice Krispies) that both women and gay men relate to. Monti began her career in South Florida as an MC for The Improvs in Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and West Palm Beach- opening for Bob Saget, Nick DiPaolo, Gilbert Gottfried and Chris Tucker. She’s since worked rooms across the country, with spots at The Original New York Comedy Club, The Punchline in Atlanta, Seattle’s Moore Theater and The Improvs in New York City, Cleveland and San Jose. A former model, the 31 year old has written comic books for First Light Entertainment, plus columns for Closer and Jezebel Magazines. TV work includes Host of a video count down show for FOX-TV affiliates in the Southeast. You can hear this 90year radio veteran every morning as host of the 1 rated "The Ladies Room" on Seattle’s Movin 92.5 KQMV-FM.
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GeneralI ran my first marathon in January. In the 7 HOURS it took me to finish, I was forced to pee in the woods twice. NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS IN THE WOODS... especially when your baby exit's exposed. I've been skydiving 3 times sober and 1 time shit-faced. As with most things, 1 time shit-faced is terribly more interesting than 3 times sober. I don't sleep much. My dog won't stop eating her ass. She slurps in 3-D.
MusicTOP 5 RECORDS I'M LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: STEVE EARLE TRANCENDETAL BLUES/ DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE PLANS/ SUPERDRAG IN THE VALLEY OF DYING STARS/ JIM GAFFIGAN BEYOND THE PALE/ RALPHIE MAY GIRTH OF A NATION
MoviesTOP 5 MOVIES I CAN WATCH AGAIN AND AGAIN: GOONIES / HIGH FIDELITY / SHAUN OF THE DEAD / MY DINNER WITH ANDRE / ELF
TelevisionTOP 5 TV SHOWS: ELLEN / AMERICAN IDOL / THE PRICE IS RIGHT / OPRAH / CONAN
BooksTOP 5 BOOKS IM READING RIGHT NOW: PAULO COELHO THE ALCHEMIST / CHUCK KLOSTERMAN SEX, DRUGS AND COCOA PUFFS / DAVIS SEDARIS ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY / MALCOLM GLADWELL THE TIPPING POINT / BARACK OBAMA DREAMS FROM MY FATHER

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HeroesTOP 5 HEROIC FIGURES: WOLVERINE / BARACK OBAMA / MY MOM / EL NINO JESUS/ BILLLY WAYNE DAVIS
Groups: South Florida ComediansO-H DimerzWill Watkin's Groupie HoesPlayboy's Hollywood Comedy TourClub Safari Peeps561 -- West Palm Beach -- FL~*~I LOVE STASIA~*~Slade's Treehouse

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     MONTI's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Mayaguez, Puerto Rico
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus

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About me:
I am the only girl in a pack of thirteen. My father is the Puerto Rican Johnny Appleseed. My mother’s the only Colombian obsessed with vacuum lines. My Top 5 phobias: public water, mayonnaise, ex-boyfriends, natural disasters and the little white drop of milk slobs get on their lower lip when they’re eating Rice Krispies. My name is Monti. Welcome to my planet. I'm a comic/ radio grrrl/ freelance writer. You can hear me every morning as host of the NUMBER 1 radio show for women "THE LADIES ROOM" on Seattle’s KQMV, or online at movin925.fm
Who I'd like to meet:
I WANT TO MEET EVERYONE ON MY SPACE EXCEPT THE GUY IN THE BONDAGE OUTFIT. You look like you make out with six year olds in the back of the Walgreens parking lot. ALSO THE DUDE DRINKING BUD IN HIS JACUZZI. Hot tubs are nothing more than human soup. Do your privates a favor and stay out of them. AND A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR THE YOUNG MAN WHO HAS PHOTOSHOPPED FIREBALLS COMING OUT OF HIS EYES: You are not a wizard. We all loved Dungeons and Dragons focker... sometimes it's best to turn your back on love.

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Amanda Jo Haase

Amanda Haase



Aug 10 2009 5:35 PM

Congradulations momma!  So excited for you, I know you'll be an amazing mom. 
BIG MIKE..I'm A Comedian!

BIg MIke



Jul 18 2009 6:01 AM

Hey now, I hope you like this set. I was trying to bring "Ghetto Poetry" to the stage! http://www.facebook.com/bigmikecomic
Michael Bernard

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Amanda Jo Haase

Amanda Haase



Jun 27 2009 1:08 PM

Hi sweets, making sure you got my message. There's a baby package on the way to the studio for Danger Davis. Congradulations, only a few more weeks to go! How exciting. Sorry that I didn't see you in person, but I don't want to wait much longer, your getting too close. -Amanda
Amanda Jo Haase

Amanda Haase



Jun 27 2009 1:07 PM

And the baby countdown begins....Congradulations, can't wait to hear all about motherhood while I'm making coffee every morning!
Dro

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Sweetness!

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Jun 27 2009 1:07 PM

Feliz Complianos Monti! :)
ChiLLy "C"

ChiLLy "C"



May 26 2009 5:49 PM

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have a great day!
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May 26 2009 5:49 PM

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May 26 2009 5:48 PM


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Thanks For Being Our Kind Of Head Case!!
Happy Birthday!


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JASON DARK

JASON DARK



May 26 2009 5:48 PM

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Mikey McKernan



May 26 2009 5:48 PM

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ALICIA MENDEZ



May 26 2009 5:48 PM


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May 26 2009 5:48 PM



~Jessica~Ghost~Huntress~

Jessica West



May 8 2009 6:28 PM

~happy birthday monti~hope its a great one!
Amanda Jo Haase

Amanda Haase



May 8 2009 6:28 PM

I'm way bummed that you are in bellvue this wednesday, a bunch of us will be coming next wed. I was hoping that you'de be in everett. I wish you a Wonderful and Happy Birthday tomorrow! Wish I could be there. ...See ya soon
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Amanda Jo
Traci Skene

Traci Skene



May 8 2009 6:28 PM

A baby? You are going to be one funny mother. Congratulations.
Jerry

Gerald Villella



May 8 2009 6:28 PM

Happy Birthday, Monti.
Billy

Billy Richards



May 8 2009 6:28 PM

Happy Birthday!!!
Michael Bernard

Michael Bernard



May 8 2009 6:28 PM

Happy Birthday Monti
Ron K. ® [MainPage]

Ron K. ® [MainPage]



May 8 2009 6:28 PM

Happy B-DAY! =]
Fernando Martinez

Fernando Martinez



Apr 30 2009 5:41 PM

FYI: I might not be able to reply to messages and commentrs next week. I'll be out of town so don't view that as a slight, my myspace friend.
Have a great week =)
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