Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now! Do you hear me?... You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!--- KAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!"
About me: People say I am funny,but I try not to call them liars.
I have acted, but I try not to call myself an actor.
I have written, but I try not to call myself a writer.
I have done improv comedy professionally for half my life, but I try not to think that is impressive in anyway.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me! I'll sit on your face and tell you that I love you, too! I love to hear you oralize, When I'm between your thighs. You blow me away!
Quit leaving me posts on facebook! I'm facebook retarded and never check that damn page! Come back to nerdspace! I miss your inappropriate comments on my page!
Well...I'm pretty sure it was a prerequisite to be a total nerd in order to get voted in as a Eta Phi Little Sis. And that includes being able to quote Manos. :)
Hey big shot! Remember - I knew you back when your voice was still changing and knock knock jokes still made you laugh! Love your old high school pal, Laura MWWaah!
Just thought I'd say "hi" and check on how your summer is going so far... So how's your summer going so far...? You and the fam need to let us know if you are ever in the big L.
Hey Monty, since Marv and Chris are gone... would you and Melissa be interested in filling in the BFF couple spot that I have open? There's a sign in bonus and all, plus we live in West Omaha and belong to the same gym... so we are ahead of the game already.
I am a princess! Tell her thank you. I'm sure she'll remember me. Hope spring is treating u well. I'm in town next month and hope to get y'all together. chat then... :)
Thanks for not deleting me after you got to see a little more. Like I said, I work with 12 year olds. Someday when you are bored and not sooooooooo tired, I'd love your opinion on my blog. www. whatimightbe. blogspot. com
