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Moogulators
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...from the Nth dimension...
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70 years old
KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN
United States
Last Login: 10/23/2009
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| Status: | Swinger | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Uranus | | Religion: | Scientologist | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio |
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About me:
Dr. Xeron's manifesto...
I, Dr. Xeron, am using this space for two reasons: First, to relate to you the story of my transformation and second, to make observances while existing in your dimension.
Let me begin by saying that I do not subsist in any one place at any one time. I am caught in a passageway between your plane of existence and another that I call the nth dimension. At times I can metamorphose into your world and then the other for very short intervals. I can only conjecture on the reason for this transformation that I will explain later. The end result, however, is always the same and I return to this passageway of mobile suspended animation, void of life, color or feeling.
I am a combination of two sentient beings that have merged together as one. However, I still have memories from each former life. You would not understand nor could you identify with what had taken place from the nth dimension. Therefore, I will transcribe for you the occurrences that took place, the best I can recollect, in your plane of existence.
My name was Dr. Zachary Johnson. My obsession, from a very early age, was to find a way to verify the unseen infinite planes of existence around us. This obsession probably came from reading stories by the author H.P. Lovecraft, watching too much science fiction on television and also a game that I seem to remember as Dungeons and Dragons. Hence, I became a scientist.
My day job was of no consequence. I spent all of my money and spare time on building a laboratory in the basement of my house. I became crazed to the point of insanity. Formula after formula, trial after trial. Nothing seemed to work. I needed more power to energize objects into an alternate state of existence. Finally, I got the bright idea to tap into the power from the local generator transfer station at the end of the block. The only way to accomplish this task, however, was to do it at a time when energy in the area was least consumed. That, I determined, would be at 3 a.m.
I threw the switch at the appropriate time and everything around me became a brightly glowing green. A creature appeared that announced itself as “Xerocifus” and enveloped me as its victim. However far fetched this may seem to you, it is all that I can remember.
I am now both beings existing as one in the form of Dr. Xeron.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Neil Armstrong, Bob Moog, Sun Ra, Robert Heinlein, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Laika (the space monkey), Leon Theremin
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