I am Joshua for those of you who don't know me. Most of my friends refer to me as Mendonca, my last name. Yes, I really am an ordained Reverend.
I was born in Panama, lived in Colorado and Massachusetts for a little, and spent the past 18 years in Orlando, FL. I recently relocated to San Angelo, Texas.
I have a four year old daughter named Lillith who is my everything. You can always find a smile on my face when she's around me or mentioned. I am extremely proud of her and there is nothing that can come between us. You can ask anyone who has met her how amazing she is. She also has mad Kung Fu skillz, just ask her!
I am the co-creator and co-founder of both Zombie Crawl Orlando (ZoCO) and Parallel Arm Entertainment (PAE). You can check out their respective pages at:
www.myspace.com/zombiecrawlorlando
www.zombiecrawlorlando.com
www.myspace.com/parallelarmentertainment
I'm not a fan of liars. I myself try to be as honest as possible to the point of being pretty blunt at times and I would hope those that I know would do the same.
I love Japanese culture. Literature, movies, food, shows, clothing, lifestyle, etc.
My favorite animal is the Panda bear, they kick ass.
I enjoy goofing off, having a good time, and being obnoxious with good company. I'm pretty much desensitized to most material that is deemed offensive,
I like to photoshop, I haven't done anything spectacular yet, but I'm trying. You can see some of my photoshops @ http://mooncraft5.deviantart.com/
I wear a lot of black and red as well as leather and spiked accessories. Not because it looks "cool" or "evil", it just is a good color combo on me. My favorite colors are black and silver.
I try to see the best in people. Peace, Love, Unity, Respect.
My friends are my family and my family are my friends, you should be proud to be either one yo.
Bill Paxton annoys me, "The F5 tornado is called the finger of god", bleh.
I'm a jack of all trades, in other words I've had many different jobs. It has made me well rounded but financial stability is my goal!
Jobs I've had/have:
Climbing Instructor
Electrician
Fetish Model / Performer
Face Painter
Model (They where desperate, lol)
Production Artist and Laser Operator
Host/Busser/Kitchen Staff
Theme Park Employee
Entertainer (Not Stripper)
Club Promoter
Fast Food Employee (Not The BK Lounge Though)
Monster (Seriously)
Telemarketer
Pet Counselor (I sold Pets, I Didn't Counsel Them)
Game Store Employee
And hopefully not many more.
Anything else? You can ask yourself. I'll answer pretty much anything.
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hello. it's been a long time since "the ambush" be sure to let the scareactors know to target me as well. however, i'll be a much bigger target since over the summer, i have bought the previous versions of Pal Mickey: PM1.0 and PM2.0 (the one i had last year was 3.0) which might make it an even match with Chucky, Wolfman, Jigsaw, and the Usher.
Hey! We're In Our Suffering!
How's life treating you??
Please let me know in advance when this will partake. I will and can bring some Already Dead Friends and Family members who are dead intrested in walking with ZoCO... So there will be nothing but a flatline until I hear the screams of the dead walking again.... ZoCo member 2007
P.S. I'm the burnt victim trying to grab the bird as it trys to take off...
Quest "The Unborn Child"
Paramanu Recordings
A.D.FaM
TFD
Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...
Its Party Time! High-Five!
You have a severe case of head PIGEONS!
Kind weekend wishes to you dear Rev. & family!
May your weekend be as full & beautiful as the spectacular FULL moon we have over it.
Eternally yours,
The Coffin Lady
www.TheCoffinLady.com
http://www.CraftCoffins.com
Thanx man :)
yo yo yo...whats up???? When you coming back to visit????
Such a D'light to be friends...
Have a WONDERFUL holiday!!
Now, Don't forget, ya'll be SURE to stop by for some Coffins, Tea and a lil'We time soon!
Eternally yours,
The Coffin Lady
http://www.thecoffinlady.com
I thought you might think this is funny