About me: Okay, I wanted to do an "about me" thing that was original, but there's really no way to make this thing fresh... It's not like I can't have one either, how lame is that, right? Well, about me... My name's Dylan. Dylan James Green if you wanna get fancy. Some of my nick-names include: Dyl, Tall, Tall ass, Tall ass kid, Tall ass motherfucker, Tall kid, Tall motherfucker, Dude you're tall, I feel short... That's about all of them. Obviously, I'm kinda tall. =/ I'm tired. All the time, so I'm usually quite as a result. I'm real shy, just kinda going with the flow. I'm not conforming to what everyone else is doing. Going against the flow is becoming so popular, it's the new flow. Fuck the flow, I'm under the radar. I try not to be happy very often either. Because frankly, I get annoying when I'm happy. That might also be why I've never had a girlfriend for longer than 2 weeks... Oh well, not a big deal. A lot of people consider themselves a friend of mine, when in reality, I have a very small number of friends. The smaller the better, you know? Tighter bonds form, less chance of getting fucked over, and most of all, when the biological weapons testing at Sandia National Laboratories go awry, and we have a shit load of zombies walking around, would you rather have a squad of 4 or 5, or have 30 people to keep track of? Once someone really gives me a chance, I can be a cool guy. When you're talking, I wont just pretend to listen, and if you're a girl, I wont just listen in the hopes of getting in your pants down the road. As much as I don't want to, as much as I say a really don't care, I do... If you give me a chance to be your acquaintance, friend, boyfriend, whatever, I wont let you down. I never really call people, or text them. If they call me, I'll answer. If I get a text, I reply. It's not that I don't want to talk to you, cause I do, I really do, I just don't wanna come off as... Needy, ya hearin' me? I like sloths, music, wookies, video games, outer space. I have a really sarcastic nature, mostly real dead-pan. Many see it as a bad thing, but I think it just adds to my charm. ;) I come from a Pagan family, but I'm now Atheist. I believe that there is nothing there, and that when you die, it is game over. The purpose of life is to live! If you wanna talk about politics, religion, intellectual stuff, I'm your man. =) Well, I'd say this thing is long enough. If you've read this whole thing, and you're interested in talking to me, trust me, I want to be your friend. =) If so, send me a message, if not, I'll catch ya later!
yeah sleeping is amazing if its a good dream, and if you learn to take control of the dream thats even better. its always good feeling knowing your friends think you look good enough to bang
fawk dude. i read an article about sleeping to much an hour ago didnt look good. me well someone hacked my WoW account so 2 years and couple hundred bucks wasted right there. so im saying very nasty things to god lovers on the bumper sticker app
Well i still havent dated anyone. NEW RECORD! lawl im trying to stay true to my word. XD waiting for Christian that is. Hes finally having problems with his girlfriend. HAPPY DAY. lawl and im happy for you. i hope this one isnt Crazy. As crazy i mean lawl
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