Ritah
Ritah Live Nude Fear Closes May 23rd so get busy people!!!

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44 years old
PORTLAND, OREGON
United States



Last Login: 11/13/2009
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General Shameless self promotion. I'm also a book fanatic. Favorite authors include but are not limited to: Harry Crews, TJ Boyle, Larry Brown, Rick Moody, Joyce Carol Oates, Flannery O'Conner, and AM Holmes. Love seeing fringe theatre and stand up comedy. I like to dance around my living room in my underpants. I heart karaoke and "all skate" but am terrible at both. I dig scary rides. Love surprises. I like to lie in bed and do the crossword while someone makes me bacon. If you hate cats you can tell your story walkin' pal. Love I Love Lucy and Gumby. I knit like a bastard. And if you can't make me laugh I'm fairly confident I don't want to know you.
MusicBeck, Stevie Wonder, PJ Harvey, Jolie Holland, Joe Jackson, English Beat, White Stripes, Parliament, Prince, Beth Orton, Poe, Liz Phair, The Roots, Chemical Brothers, Beastie Boys, PEACHES! Chet Baker, The Clash, Laurie Anderson, Pavement, Lambchop, Brassy, James Brown, Elvis Costello, David Bowie, Miss Peggy Lee, Southern Culture on the Skids, Morphine, Aretha Franklin, Richard Cheese, Miles Davis, Heffner, Nick Cave, Nina Simone, Reverand Horton Heat, Al Green. This just in: I have officially fallen in love with Nouvelle Vague.
MoviesLiving in Oblivion, Goodfellas, The King of Comedy, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, All About Eve, Mommie Dearest, The Omen, The Night of the Hunter, Fargo, The Petrified Forest, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Nutty Professor, Cinderfella, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe? Film Geek and Addison's Wall. Tron. AND, Bubba Ho-Tep -- damn I loved this movie. Watch for The Auteur!! -- not just cuz I'm in it, cuz it's damn funny.
TelevisionThe (American) Office, Daily Show, The Colber Repor, Strangers With Candy, SNL, The Prisoner, Night Gallery, Curb Your Enthusiasm, anything on the murder channel (aka Court TV), and over the top Lifetime movies about substance abuse. Sponge Bob Square Pants and HR Puffinstuff. Kids in the Hall. Twilight Zone. And AbFab, sweetie-dahling. ..
BooksOf Human Bondage, Madame Bovary, Because it is Bitter and Because it is my Heart, Geek Love, Sons and Lovers, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Big Bad Love, Barrel Fever, A Good Man is Hard to Find, Suicide Blonde, The Ice Storm, Liar's Club, Car, The Safety of Objects, too many to count....
HeroesLucille Ball, Imogene Coca, Leather Tuscadero, Gilda Radner, Lilly Tomlin, Mel Brooks, Wonder Woman, Steve Martin, Beck, The Notorious E-N-I-D, Susie Girrrrl, and Zachy-boy. And, daily life dare-devils -- people who do what scares them. tp://www.youtube.com/v/vZZngTkp54I&hl=en&fs=1"> ..

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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Body type:3' 4" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Hindu
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Dwarf Tosser-Actress-Writer-Velvet Voice

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About me:
I am an actress, writer, stand up poet, voice talent, and part time belly dancing superhero. I'm all over five star hotels and room service. Camping -- not so much. I mean, I know how and everything. It's just that my ideal vacation does not feature sleeping on dirt. Hate mushrooms - they taste like dirt. Olives too. Not much of a foodie in general but I do love chips and pico and I wouldn't kick a good lasagne out of bed. Love Dave Chapelle, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Sarah Silverman, John Stewart, and Rickles, of course. Anti-Love Republican tight asses. Also have zero tolerance for people who try really hard to look like they're not trying really hard. Slow-Talkers get on my last good nerve. I think Borat is very nice. I love the NBA and I'm always ready for some football. There's nothing like a Disco Nap. Sidebar: I'm a total wino.
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Hydropods

Hydropods



Aug 20 2009 2:16 AM

Works for us. See you in 3 weeks. JD
Third Eye Theatre Presents: DH's Grand Guignol

Dylan Hillerman



Jun 2 2009 12:19 AM



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Hydropods

Hydropods



May 28 2009 8:15 PM

Swing by and have a Ninkasi!
Swing on by and join us for a Ninkasi!
sandra

sandra



May 15 2009 7:51 AM

Ritah, I absolutely LOVE the show!! Everybody, listen up!! GO SEE: LIVE NUDE FEAR!!! You don't want to miss this!!
Mimi Lemieux

Mimi Lemieux



Mar 27 2009 6:29 PM

punkster

punkster



Mar 22 2009 6:35 PM

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HAPPY SPRING!!!!
Tricia Warden

Tricia Warden



Feb 16 2009 1:47 AM

miss you too ms lady
love!
punkster

punkster



Feb 14 2009 6:13 AM

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Hydropods

Hydropods



Feb 10 2009 11:48 PM

Hey Ritah,
Isn’t this banner big and bright?
If you click on it,
You can vote for Hydropods ~ Agent X.
And we hope that you do.
Thank You for Your Support!

NeiL

Neil Wade Freer



Jan 27 2009 6:40 AM

Hello!
punkster

punkster



Jan 27 2009 12:31 AM



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THANK YOU FOR THE MOST AMAZING GIFT....YOU!!!
I HAD A FABULOUS DAY YESTERDAY.
NOT JUST A FEW RELAXING HOURS, BUT THE WHOLE DAY AND EVENING!!! LOVE YA
punkster

punkster



Jan 8 2009 8:49 PM


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THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR THE PHONE CALL BEFORE MOM'S SERVICE. YOU TOUCHED ME SO DEEPLY. YOUR ENERGY DID GIVE ME STRENGTH. THINKING BOUT YOU...LOVED GRANDMA'S WORDS...
Harold

Harold Phillips



Dec 23 2008 6:22 PM

Aw, thanks for the Christmas and Birthday wishes, my sweet! Same to you and Von! Stay inside and stay warm!
punkster

punkster



Dec 23 2008 6:46 AM

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Amandatory

Amandatory



Dec 21 2008 11:31 PM

Sweet baby Jesus- i think i'm back! Had another crunchy hospital experience- got your messages- thank you! Much better now - getting stronger. We'll b in touch.
xoxo
punkster

punkster



Dec 15 2008 6:56 PM

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COULDN'T RESIST THIS GRAPHIC...LOVIN THE SNOW
Michael the Killer

Michael the Killer



Dec 12 2008 5:32 PM

That was fun! Today is a little rough. I may be going to the East end tonight if my legs can hold me up.
Anne

Anne



Dec 9 2008 12:10 AM

i was disappointed to miss friday night...and then i saw the pics oozing of fun. now I'm totally completely bummed! we would'a been there had it not been for confused plans and a downed internet connection :( we'll go see it anyway, minus the red carpet.
hope to see you soon!
punkster

punkster



Dec 8 2008 8:06 PM

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I READ YOUR POST...AND I CARE...GOTTA SAY, I PREFER THE INDIVIDUALITY, AND CREATIVITY OF MYSPACE OVER FACEBOOK.
THANKS FOR STAYING HERE =)
Kurt

Kurt Eisenlohr



Dec 7 2008 10:46 AM

I miss you, too.
Why is that?
punkster

punkster



Nov 25 2008 3:36 AM

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Michael the Killer

Michael the Killer



Nov 8 2008 4:17 AM

You're going to have to give up Facebook or Von.
Blog dammit!
punkster

punkster



Oct 29 2008 7:36 PM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

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The Disciples of Rock and Roll

The Disciples of Rock and Roll



Oct 10 2008 1:22 AM

Amandatory

Amandatory



Oct 7 2008 4:29 AM

indeed... we rule supreme!
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