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morgan murphy
Female / Asian / Stand-Up
morgan murphy I'm tired.

Female
28 years old
New York, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2009
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BioMorgan enjoys...

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WebsiteMORGANMURPHY.NET or morgan_murphy on Twitter
InfluencesI like a lot of people. The first comedians I saw live were Jay Leno and Carrot Top (true story). I'm inspired by a lot of folks, I think Louis CK is the best comic working right now. He makes me laugh and also hate myself a little for not being better than I am. Laura Kightlinger, Zach Galifianakis, Dave Attell, Stewart Lee, Andy Kindler, Doug Stanhope, Brody Stevens, Patton, Maria, ummmm...Kirkman and Todd Barry and John Mulaney and Daniel Kitson and so many others. As far as influences go, I have no idea. Being inspired is not the same as being influenced. Fart.
MembersDanzig, Chet Baker, The Second Mrs. de Winter
TV ShowsABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, NBC’s Last Call with Carson Daly, Premium Blend, Crank Yankers, The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman (IFC), The World Stands Up (BBC America), Samantha Who (ABC), Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen, Funny Money
Films"Sleeping Dogs Lie," DVD extras of "Comedians of Comedy," "Comedians of Comedy: Live at the Troubador," "Sheep Man," "World’s Greatest Dad," and I say "last call" in The Goods. So that's nice.
Albumsone of these days.

    morgan murphy's Interests
Generaldocumentaries. boxing. naps. whiskey. humus.
MusicRufus Wainwright, Nick Drake, Jeff Buckley, Joseph Arthur, Ray LaMontagne, Sam Prekop, Elliot Smith, Nas, Mos Def, Wu Tang (a number of them), Madeleine Peyroux, Warren Zevon, Billie Holiday, Bonnie Raitt, Stan Getz & Joao Gilberto, Radar Brothers, Aimee Mann, Michael Penn, Paul Bryan, Bob Dylan, Sufjan Stevens, Randy Newman, Patty Griffin, Missy Elliot, Rakim, Nina Simone, Leonard Cohen, Mountain Goats, The White Stripes, Imogen Heap...
(and in addition, I like some other things) (ps. i know nothing about music)
MoviesTarnation, Grey Gardens, Spellbound, Hoop Dreams, Stevie, Salesman, Roger & Me, Who are the Debolts, Sherman's March, Word Wars, Overnight, My Best Fiend, any Erol Morris, whatever Takashi Mike does...Rosemary's Baby, Annie Hall, Rebecca, The Last Waltz, movie's with "Eve" (not the rapper) like All About ( )...and The Lady ( )...., Zebrahead, Deep Cover,and anything else I rented as a child that made me feel older. Sweet Smell of Success, Usual Suspects, Waiting for Guffman, Old Boy, Double Indemnity, Celebration, Secrets & Lies, Heavenly Creatures, Young Frankenstein, This is Spinal Tap, Notorious, Carnal Knowledge, The Woman in Red, Terms of Endearment, Adam's Rib, and some shitty movies.
Television
House, Larry Sanders, Arrested Development, The First 48, Cold Case Files......shows about the obese, and midgets, and surgeries, and 400lb tumors......The Office, Day Today, Brass Eye, I'm Alan Partridge, Jam, Garth Merengy's Darkplace, 30 Rock, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Sopranos, Intervention, Colbert Report, Columbo, boxing & mixed martial arts, Real Sports, Hookers on the Point, Hookers off the Point, Hookers Lingering around the Point, The Point: Hookersville, Law & Order:The one that's on.
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BooksCatcher in the Rye (sorry, Jen), The Hours,The Undertaking, Lolita, The Bird Artist, Man's Search for Meaning, Sarah Vowell, Norwegian Wood (any Murikami), My Dark Places, outsider art books, the insane not the folky, Madeline...
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Groups: Loyola Marymount UniversityThe God-Almighty JonesesThe International Brotherhood of Cowboy PunksThe Larry Silverpants Fan ClubThe Chris Farah is REALLY REALLY an Only Child ProjectKXLU KickballerstigersTeam KoK goes to war

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     morgan murphy's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Portland, LA, Connecticut
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Education:College graduate
Occupation:less to love

   morgan murphy's Schools
Loyola Marymount University
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1999 to 2003
Jesuit High School
Portland,Oregon
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
 

1998 to 1999
New Canaan High School
New Canaan,Connecticut
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1996 to 1998
Oak Park High
Oak Park,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1996


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   morgan murphy's Blurbs
About me:

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I was once small.

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I was once drunk enough to put panties on my head whilst embracing mike birbiglia and nick kroll.

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I was once a performer in a tent.

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I was once an amazing dancer (I'm on the left).

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my website has streaming quicktime videos...
i have no idea what that means.

Who I'd like to meet:
the baby i gave up for adoption when i was six.

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Laura

Laura Kightlinger



Oct 8 2009 2:54 PM

Which Jimmy did I see you on last night?
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Tom Archer



Aug 18 2009 1:31 AM

Thank you for the add!

Laura

Laura Kightlinger



Sep 8 2009 11:40 AM

Karen Carpenter died for our sinful calories.
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May 24 2009 8:43 AM

I don't think that many people notice that you can express a lot more with a conscious contradiction, than you can with a bipartisan opinion. I feel sorry for such people, since they don't realize that LSD can change your opinion of what the formula of an opinion can be. Basically, an uninhibited opinion of your own, expressed and mixed with your own Devil's advocation. Being your own critic. Explaining yourself in your own, individualistic way. Being the god you wish you had. Being the lover you wish you could make love to. Being the religious leader you wish you could follow. Being the parents you wish had raised you. You are truly the decider of your own fate. You are the fortune teller. You are the Ghandi, the hitler, the Bukowski, and the George W. Bush.

Your subconscious decides what the fate of the universe is. Your insecurities will decide if 2012 is the end of the world, or the precursor of 2013.

You're your own God. That's what having god being internal to you means, not worshipping an external, Christian type of spiteful creator. Rather than just comforting yourself knowing that sacred geometry and massive amounts of completely sporadic chaos have still mathematically allowed you to live this long.





-Cal
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Jun 26 2009 10:43 PM

One of my old friends from Florida sent me a message like "Hey, Cal! Long time no see! When are you coming to visit? By the way, RIP Michael, LOL!"

I thought one of my old classmates had died. Then I thought, wait, do I know a Michael?

Until I thought about it, and realized she was talking about Michael Jackson....

I think Michael Jackson is going to come back as a zombie.

Straight THRILLER TYPE SHIIIETTT.

What if MJ was the spark of the zombie apocalypse?

I can still dream.




-Cal
Matt Waldram

Matt Waldram



Apr 16 2009 6:20 AM

Hi Morgan, cheers for adding me.

If you ever want to stop by and practice the Weismuller Tarzan Yell, that's cool with me.

I just thought you should know.

Matt
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May 8 2009 6:34 AM

I hope I didn't ruin the internet for you.
Bremner...batch!

Bremner Roberts



Jun 1 2009 9:13 AM

5'11", nice. If you have some time on your hands, we should challenge my neighbor to a game of volleyball, she walks around the complex, real cocky like, i think i need to bring her down a few pegs. I might just punch her in the throat though; you know what? Yeah, i'll just do that, nevermind about the volleyball.
Jasbir

Jasbir



Jun 17 2009 6:19 AM

So awesome you're on Fallon. But thaaaaaaaaaat's your life !
Bravo

Brett Bravo



Aug 19 2009 4:55 AM

morgan murphy i love you!
ANGELO DOMINICK

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Apr 15 2009 11:56 PM

CHEERS FROM HUMBOLDT...THANKS FOR THE FRIENDSHIP...HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK...GOOD TIMES AND LAUGHTER AS WELL..YOUR FRIEND...ANGELO
james

james



May 13 2009 4:05 PM

Morgan, I can't watch those same Jimmy Kimmel performances for the rest of my life
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Rory Edwards



May 27 2009 6:30 PM

Hi Morgan. I will punch you in the face next time.
Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope



Apr 21 2009 2:13 AM

I'm playing in Hollywood at the King King Club this Wednesday and Thursday for my annual LA meltdown.

A handful of Myspace comments is the extent of my marketing skills.

Let's hope that's enough.

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/53166

Thanks

stanhope
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Apr 15 2009 3:11 AM

I think Patton Oswalt leads a double life.

Comedian / Murder Rapper.





See? Vinnie Paz and Patton Oswalt must be the same person. That's just my opinion.




-Cal
Mike Fellows

Mike Fellows



Apr 12 2009 3:56 AM

Can I sleep in your car?
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Mar 19 2009 7:02 AM

The internet misses you.



JOIN USSSS.


I'd like you to meet Dan Schissel if you haven't already. Apparently, a new Maria Bamford DVD, as well as a new Marc Maron CD is coming out in the near future, courtesy of stand up! records.


I already accept you thanks, and welcome you to check dat sheet auuuht.





-Cal
BSmile™

B Smile



Mar 25 2009 5:04 AM

Yes, a blog would be appreciated/enjoyed. I'm sure I'm not the only one...don't fall into the realm of "twitter". It's a freemason thing (so I've heard)
Cheers...
~B
El Roro Asombroso

Rory Edwards



Mar 24 2009 6:35 PM

When are you coming to sacramento?
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Mar 25 2009 10:43 PM

I think I've found my life's calling.




Elbow modeling for lotion commercials. My elbows are already really soft, but goddamnit.

IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITY! (singular: only one possibility.)




-Cal
keith

keith kowalczyk



Mar 26 2009 4:23 PM

saw you on fallon.
pretty sweet
Erika

Erika



Feb 25 2009 7:23 PM

I miss your blogs and awesome photos more than I probably should.

Creeptastic.
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Feb 16 2009 8:30 PM

Shane Alexander

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Feb 6 2009 4:05 AM

Hope to see you at The Hotel Cafe show on Feb. 11th. Let me know if you are going to make it.

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Derrick King



Feb 15 2009 4:49 AM

thanks for the add (i do want to sound lame) i wouldnt say i love your comedy i mean to be fair i just met your comedy but its good. "what do you mean take a seat in the waiting room?" happy valentines night which we all know is better than the day.
basically what im trying to say is, the NBA cares
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