Dorkus Maxima
Morgian Geesey
Morgian Geesey I don't do apps.

Female
26 years old
Lansing, Michigan
United States



Last Login: 1/6/2010
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    Dorkus Maxima's Interests
GeneralMy friends (including the absolute love of my life Kyle), music and music history and literature, basically anything to further my knowledge on the subject. Football, baseball, reading, art (Dali is my favorite), poetry (e.e. cummings...yum...), astronomy and science in general. Not so much interested in pop culture. F*ck Paris Hilton. No, not literally, you don't know where that's been. Tattoos and piercings, Killian's Red and Stroh's, motorcycles, creatures of fantasy, celestial designs...I like to be one of those people that knows a fair to moderate amount on almost any subject. Booooorr-ring, I know. That's me! Jack of all trades, master of none. Except blowjobs. Pretty proficient at those.

I LOVE hedgehogs!!!
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Your Life Path Number is 11
Your purpose in life is to inspire others Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return. You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying. You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet. In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level. You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself. You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them. You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything.

MusicI have the CD collection of a schizophrenic. In no particular order: Sinatra (I just might be the biggest 24-year old Sinatra fan currently in existence), Metallica, Beethoven, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Sublime, Social Distortion, Fatboy Slim, Ben Folds (Five), Stevie Ray Vaughn, Buddy Rich, Louis Armstrong, Benny Goodman, Chanticleer, Johnny Cash, Blues Traveler, Phish, Brian Setzer (Stray Cats), TooL, Tom Jones (he's such a f*cking pimp...), Rachmaninov, Eric Whitacre, Maynard Ferguson, Dropkick Murphys, Bach, Dave Brubeck...little bit of random techno...I could go on and on. Basically it boils down to Jazz, Classic Rock (Aerosmith, Zepplin, Seger), Modern Rock (Nickelback, Three Days Grace, System of a Down), Classical/Romantic, and, again, Sinatra, who just defies catagorization. I have a huge amount of respect and appreciation for Eminem and a select few other hip-hop and rap artists.

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MoviesMonty Python and the Holy Grail, Kevin Smith films, Waiting, Office Space, The Breakfast Club, Kill Bill (or, rather, ANYTHING Terintino...), Pirates of the Caribbean (I heart Captain Jack Sparrow), Star Wars, Harry Potter, Accepted, Silence of the Lambs, Boondock Saints, Poolhall Junkies (I also heart Christopher Walken)...Ladder 49, Million Dollar Baby (I bawled like a calf at the end of those two). Starsky & Hutch will always have a special place in my heart. I like comedies, and movies that make you a better person just for having watched them.
TelevisionI don't watch a whole lot of T.V., but I like Family Guy, ATHF, Harvey Birdman (it's got bitchin' theme music)...basic Adult Swim stuff. My Name is Earl is really funny too. I don't watch reality T.V., or any of those uber-over-the-top game shows like "Deal or No Deal" or whatever...I sure as hell miss Bill Nye the Science Guy.

You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"


Ahh yes...The Muppets...now *there's* a show that I miss...remember the Swedish Chef? "Yee dish-cur yerm de derm da-deesh skadoo...ya-deet dee da durm dee dee durm mort mort mort! And now we put the chocolate...on de moose...here, moose-moose!"
BooksI love to read. Love. Did I mention I love reading? I love it. If I could read only one book for the rest of my life it would be "Good Night, Mr. Tom" by Michelle Magorian. I also love the Narnia series (C.S. Lewis), Redwall books (Brian Jaques), A Song of Ice and Fire series (George R.R. Martin), The Obsidian Trilogy (Mallory/Lackey), the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind, and anything by Agatha Christie or about Frank Sinatra. I dig Stephen King. Also, "The Da Vinci Code" rocks my world, yo.
HeroesMy mom, many of my teachers/professors, Rachmaninov, Elvis, open, outspoken homosexuals, the incomperable force of nature known as Frank Sinatra, and...
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     Dorkus Maxima's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Clio, Michigan
Body type:5' 4" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Server
Income:Less than $30,000

   Dorkus Maxima's Schools
Lansing Community College
Lansing, MI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Right now, general studies
 

2008 to Present
Mott Community College
Flint, MI
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Music Education
Clubs: G.S.A.
 

2001 to 2006
Clio Area High School
Clio,Michigan
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2001

   Dorkus Maxima's Networking
Music - Performance - Brass
Euphonium.
Music - Performance - Percussion
Timpani are my babies!

   Dorkus Maxima's Companies
Denny's
East Lansing, Michigan US
Cook, Server, Star Coordinator
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   Dorkus Maxima's Blurbs
About me:
First and foremost, I am a complete music geek. I'm not even one of those cool music geeks, either. I play the euphonium. Yeah. That's right. Yoo-fo-nee-um. I also play percussion, tuba, tenor sax, bass clarinet, and trombone. I enjoy smoking cloves and menthol cigarettes (did I mention I sing 2nd alto?). I wish animals could talk. Subtlety is not my strong suit. I like cheese. A lot. The most feminine things about me are my middle name and the fact that my bathroom is coordinated. I view the world in varying shades of grey, hardly anything in black and white (there is no spoon!). I love pugs! Wherever I am, I'd rather be camping. I love to shoot pool, even though I'm not very good. I'm not overly fond of cats. I'm a big fan of Chinese buffets. Maybe those two statements don't belong back-to-back. I think iris are the most beautiful flowers on the planet. I love thunderstorms. I've been described as "outlandish" and, my personal favorite, "irreverent". I am of the opinion that I connect with squirrels on a spiritual level (derive from that what you will). Anyway, in a nutshell (squirrel!), I am a complete contradiction of various, multi-faceted qualities. So...yeah. That's my story, tah-dah.

Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali
You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you!

This is just freaking cool...


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Who I'd like to meet:
Bill Nye the Science Guy. No, really! And Paul Potts. And, I'm secretly in love with Craig Ferguson.

You are Maryiln Monroe
A classic tortured beauty You're the dream girl of many men Yet they never seem to treat you right

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Dorkus Maxima has 125 friends.
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 Kyle 


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 ♥Dani-ella♥ Little Miss Sunshine 


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 Alan 


 Big Gay Chris 


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Tasha

Tasha Geesey



Oct 29 2009 3:28 AM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Tasha

Tasha Geesey



Jul 30 2009 1:38 AM

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Send me a drink back!

♥Dani-ella♥ Little Miss Sunshine

Danielle Mersino



Jul 26 2009 1:04 AM

Was good seeing you again. The gang ended showing up 30 min after you left. They were bummed that they missed you.... I told them you had been hoping they were there. Hope all is well :)
BoneHeaD

Jeff Callahan



Jul 5 2009 11:11 PM

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Logan

Logan Wulfe



Jun 18 2009 1:53 PM

So are you all gonna get married or what ;)
Cisco Kid Da BO$$

Cisco S



Jun 10 2009 5:13 PM

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Send me a drink back!

bloodless.

Stephanie Hengy



May 27 2009 1:58 PM

*blows clove smoke all over your MySpace* ;)
♥Dani-ella♥ Little Miss Sunshine

Danielle Mersino



May 26 2009 9:30 PM

Miss ya. What more can I say? Hope all is spanky :)
***AngieLala***

Angela Fitz



May 23 2009 1:41 PM

Hola! Just wanted to drop by and say hi :) are u still at dennys? Bc if u r I want to try to get out there one of these nights soon to pop in n visit :) hope all is well - take care! Ps. Did annie recover well from her surgery?
Alan

Alan Glanz



Apr 17 2009 4:49 AM

Hey! Well I just got your comment now... I don't really do anything with myspace anymore :(. How have you been? Gimme a call OK? Same #.
OK then! :))
jen

Jennifer Hahn



Apr 16 2009 12:30 PM

aint that the truth
Matt

Matt



Apr 8 2009 2:19 PM

POP QUIZ! Someone with whom you used to work misses you. In 10,000,000 words or less, name this person and update him or her (HINT: him) on how things have been for you lately.
Go!
BoneHeaD

Jeff Callahan



Mar 29 2009 4:37 AM

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Send me a drink back!

♥Dani-ella♥ Little Miss Sunshine

Danielle Mersino



Mar 25 2009 5:02 PM

yeah, for now. Sill in texas. my lil bro got my car from impound. I have a "to do" list as soon as i get home.
:P
bloodless.

Stephanie Hengy



Mar 19 2009 7:06 PM

And when is Madame available? Are you living in EAST Lansing?
bloodless.

Stephanie Hengy



Mar 19 2009 2:14 PM

*lol* pretty soon you'll be doing a show called 'Domestic Diva : With a drum solo!'

We should plan to find each other and hang out.
Cisco Kid Da BO$$

Cisco S



Mar 19 2009 12:08 AM

not to much how you been
***AngieLala***

Angela Fitz



Mar 16 2009 10:27 PM

aww tanks :D i'm gonna have to add that one! c ya at the Big Denny's!
bloodless.

Stephanie Hengy



Mar 3 2009 2:16 AM

Lawn gnomes ate it... I think, I can't remember really >_>
Byron

Byron Smith



Mar 2 2009 11:22 PM

doing, just keeping busy with the school, work, and school work. other than that not different over here.
what you up to?
bloodless.

Stephanie Hengy



Feb 6 2009 3:43 PM

WTF? Why is it whenever I talk about you, you show up... >_>
FallenAngelWitch

FallenAngelWitch



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Matt

Matt



Nov 24 2008 3:25 PM

Another reason I'm a bad friend: I totally spaced on wishing you a happy birthday! I hope it was awesome and I hope you had fun. Next time you hug someone, call him Matt and pretend it's me since I don't ever actually see you to hug you myself... Miss you!
Charley

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Nov 24 2008 8:43 AM

Happy Birthday;

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Enjoy your day.

Best wishes, Charley
Byron

Byron Smith



Nov 20 2008 9:54 PM

MOOOORRRRRRRGGGGGGIIIIIIIIANNNNNNN.
hey how are things going for you?
what are you doing dec. 4th
we have a jazz concert up here at SVSU. you should come, chuck is the guest artist for it.
miss you
take care
Byron
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