Tax Evasion Techniques for the Homeless and Destitute
Dirty Laundry Sculpture
Drunken Bowling With Sorority Girls Nearly Half My Age
Flying...No, really, I like to fly.
Music
The Who Cream Dave Brubek Miles Davis The Band Jefferson Airplane Gypsy Kings Molly Hatchet Louis Armstrong Paco de Lucia The Cranberries The Commitments Tenacious D U2
Movies
The Hudsucker Proxy The Usual Suspects Brazil Hudson Hawk Blazing Saddles Monty Python and the Holy Grail The Blues Brothers Shaun of the Dead Payback The Shawshank Redemption Boondock Saints Groundhog Day North by Northwest Arsenic and Old Lace Raiders of the Lost Ark Spaceballs
Television
MythBusters Dirty Jobs Futurama The Simpsons That 70's Show The Family Guy
Books
Catch-22 The Walking Drum Without Remorse Bunny Suicides Gideon's Spies Atlas Shrugged The Russia House
Heroes
Winston Churchill David Hackworth Charles Martel The Legionnaires of Camerone Michael Schwartz
About me: I am a big, goofy man. My kids think I'm the world's worst mom. I am a caveman in many ways and I'm ok with that. My house has more musical equipment than furniture; some items pull double duty. I have peed on an Imperial palace in malevolent mischief, and on myself in abject terror, but not in the same day. My eyes have seen the abyss, while my foot kicked a rock over the edge; I didn't hear it land. I carve toys in my kitchen and I brew beer in my bathroom. You don't want to know what happens in the bedroom.
These are the places I've peed.
Who I'd like to meet: Adam West Bruce Campbell Willam Shatner Jon Lovitz Patrick Warburton Eric Idle Jack Bruce
Hey you still in Clarksville in the same place? I get out soon and thought I would run by and see you before I leave for good... if you are still here.
Hey there cuz! Just wanted to drop a line and say HI!!!!! I'm not moving to Tennessee any more, and I found me a new job! It's been crazy lately! I hope you're doing well! Love ya!
I feel like if you're going to throw anything at me, you can atleast "Throw me a freakin' bone here". If "Pit Lick" is around, tell him he needs to add me as a friend or the next time I see him... he better run. LOL!
Just swinging in to say HELLO... my job here is done. Aaron is having a little gathering this weekend. Not sure if I'll be there, but I'm sure you're welcome to go. I'm getting my ass kicked by Finite Math so I might not be out till after Turkey Day.
