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Morlok8k

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I am the villian in this story!

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  • Anthony Albanese

  • 23 / Male
  • Troutdale, Oregon, US
  • Last Login: 11/25/2009

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Status and Mood

Interests

  • General

    Mountain Dew, Women, Xbox, Surfing the Net. Hmm.. what else? Chocolate bunnies, oversized breasts, misogynism, cream laden cakes, surprises, pastry, sodomy, milk, naturalism, hissy fits, Talking too loudly, nubile young peasant girls, myself, lap-dogs, slapping, punishment, beserking, Cordon bleu cookery, boot clicking, teenage girls, gold braid, mirrors, the sound of my own voice, movies, street fighting, candy, peep shows, helicopters, whores, parades, pretending to be a communist, henchmen, black marble, uzis, hostile take overs, large scale portraits, self promotion, gold bars, terrible poetry, champagne baths, minks, bonbons, large vulgar diamonds, rolling naked in money, one handed novels, gold shoes, satin sheets, exhibitionism, ratted/teased hair, bitching, six layer boxes of chocolates, holidays, casinos, suntans, parlour maids, water sports, swimming, rubber girdles, stainless steel, squeaky braces, random and painful acts of sadism, the cat fancy, cable knit sweaters, twincest, plastination, implants, body mods, cock fighting, bike riding, pop psychology, pop anthropology, unnecessary hats, gin, sleeping all day, reading, lunch, wine, whiskey, movies, cocktails, down time, naps, lounging, lazing, loafing, napping, holidays, dozing, catnapping, resting, sipping, reposing, reclining, relaxation, unwinding, sitting, watching, vodka... Did i miss anything? Ok, I lied about some of those things! I like Photography... see my DeviantART site: Morlok8k.DeviantART.com

  • Music

    Pretty much everything except Country, Polka, Boy Bands, and other crap like that.

  • Movies

    Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Grandmas Boy, Resident Evil, Scarface, Borat, Many, many other movies...

  • Television

    I Don't Watch Much TV. When I do watch it I watch: American Dad, Big O, Bionic Woman, Chuck, Cowboy Bebop, Dexter, Drawn Together, Family Guy, FullMetal Alchemist, Futurama, Heroes, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Legend of the Seeker, Life, Lupin The Third, Married With Children, Medium, Monk, New Amsterdam, The Oblongs, Psych, Samantha Who, Sealab 2021, The Simpsons, Smallville, The Soup, South Park, Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Testees, Trigun, AND NO REALITY SHOWS!!!!!!!

  • Books

    Anything by: Terry Goodkind, Max Barry, J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, ...I don't know.

  • Heroes

    The common man who questions his society. Questions the evils under the surface of society. The common man who doesn't accept what he's been told with blind obedience. Who understands the fact that a select few run the world, and that they have complete control over the rest of us - and that they manipulate us and our thoughts through the media and Politics, and many other means. The common man that will do something about it. Remember Chaos Theory - "It has been said that something as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wings can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the world."

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Troutdale!
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Lookin' Good...

Schools

  • Portland State University

    • Portland, OR
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Psycholgy
    2007 to 2009

  • Mt Hood Community College

    • Gresham, OR
    • Graduated: 2007
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: General Studies
    2005 to 2007

  • Kings College

    • Wilkes Barre, PENNSYLVANIA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    • Major: English Lit.
    • Clubs: Nope
    2004 to 2005

  • Reynolds High School

    • Troutdale, OREGON
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Computer Science
    • Clubs: uhh... nope...
    2000 to 2004

Companies

  • Legoland California

    • Carlsbad, CA US
    • Attractions Associate
    Summer 2004, Summer 2005

  • First Hand Management

    • Fairview, OR US
    • Gas Pumper / Backup Cashier
    Nov 05 - July 06

  • ACS

    • Portland, OR US
    • Customer Care Specialist
    July 06 - Aug. 06

  • N.W.R.E.

    • Portland, OR US
    • Product Production/Test, IT Techician
    Aug. 06 - Current

Mafia Wars

Blurbs

About me:

My name is: Anthony.

I'm Not a Social Person. I don't talk much in person.

I have a boring and uneventful life. I like it like that. I don't like people much.
Contact Me:
AIM - Morlok8k
ICQ - 69566744
Yahoo!: - Morlok8k

Current Location: Troutdale, Oregon! It's east of Portland!

Morlok8k:
Pronunciation: more-lock-eight-kay
Definition: "Morlok" is a re-spelling of "Morlock" from the book "The Time Traveler" by H.G. Wells. In that book, a "morlock" is first defined as a child's nightmare. (Later on, we find out that the morlocks were cannibalistic subterranean people that evolved from humans.) Basically Morlok8k means the nightmares of 8,000 children, or something of the sort. I re-spelled the name because I like it like that.

I love Mountain Dew!!!!!!!

"Ecce homo qui est faba. Vale homo qui est faba."
("Behold the man who is a bean. Farewell the man who is a bean.")

"America is nominally a republic and free society, but in reality an empire and oligarchy, vaguely aware of its own oppression, within and without."

Who I'd like to meet:

Nobody in particular... I'm not a People Person.

A nice girl, and/or anybody who is fun to hang out with.
Teacups:

Fun game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger.



My DeviantART site.