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			"Social Satire... With Teeth" Male 24 years old United Kingdom Last Login: 4/23/2008

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Bio	Morphine Nation is the website of the politically incorrect Morphine Jim and a very small amount of people he could venture to call his friends. A wide range of comics, articles, spoof sites and radio shows that take a skewed, angry look at pop culture, society and the world in general. This is social satire... with teeth.
Website	morphinenation.com
Influences	Richard Scarry
Members	Morphine Jim, Dziga, Luke The Pirate, whatever, Danman, JCC, "The Truth" Adam Dartford, The Willoughby Ripper, Luigi Mario
TV Shows	Morphine Jim appeared in an unaired episode of "To Me, To You" where he played The Chuckle Brothers' sex offense registered uncle, Piato San Antonio.
Films	Check out the RIBU Film back catlogue, most notably; Diamond Baby, Excesse In Der Frauenklinik and Hard Erections.

Morphine Nation .Com's Interests

General	We are interested only in the diverse mix of inflammatory social commentary, spoof reading material, vulgar comic strips and 'net radio that you can ONLY find at Morphine Nation. You should check it out actually.
Heroes	Whatever happened to the heroes?

Morphine Nation .Com's Details

Status:	Single
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn

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Hardcore Hubert

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Morphine Nation .Com's Blurbs

About me:

What is freedom of speech? Freedom of speech grants you the right to say what you want. Freedom of speech grants me the right to call you a cunt for saying it.

There's no such thing as a racist joke. Real racists take what they say seriously. Morphine Nation believes that you can laugh at anything, no matter how crude, no matter how vulgar, no matter how "offensive". Offense is a matter of personal choice - you're only offended by something if you choose to be.

Morphine Nation is an actual website - actually. Growing more popular with each passing week, our biting social commentary, twisted parodies and intelligentally lunatic ravings ensure there's something for everyone, provided that everyone isn't too sensitive, spineless or religious to sit down and actually laugh at something.

We're the home of Am I Hot or Not?, where we point at and mock those who put their pictures on the internet for all to judge. We're the home of Skeletor Is, a comic about the popular He-Man villain and what an asshole he's become in recent years. We're the home of Cane/Hat Man, a series devoted to a stickman with a stabbing fetish. We're the home of countless rants about society, about the media and about religion. We're the home to original characters like Adam Dartford and The Willoughby Ripper, as well as several spoofs such as Luigi Mario and Lou Reed.

We're the home of good things that are good.

Political correctness is a young, innocent five year old, and we're its dirty Uncle Reg. Join us in degrading all that is PC and ensuring she'll be in rehab before she's 14.

Morphine Nation likes to use Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 to fuck about with the page actually btw.

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J	Mar 13 2008 8:15 PM About time you assholes did something. I was about to log in here and start posting pictures of dead babies.
J	Sep 3 2007 10:13 PM You need to be updated.
Neil	Aug 10 2007 11:12 AM More Frasier soon. This week, Frasier is caught by his family selling rotten meat at the market. I'll try to dig out the archives for MN. I want to integrate pichorz, but i'm not good with eyeball senses.
Milo (& Feather, apparently)	Jul 24 2007 7:52 AM Bible Spoiler Alert: Jesus dies on page 653. Is resurrected on page 657.
Robert	Jul 18 2007 6:19 AM
Robert	Jul 5 2007 2:36 PM
Robert	Jul 5 2007 1:15 AM
Milo (& Feather, apparently)	Jun 8 2007 10:10 AM ♥ ♥ ♥ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♥ ♥ ♠ ♠ ♥ ♠
eleven 11.	May 30 2007 4:22 AM View Who Views You Start Tracking
J	May 26 2007 10:08 AM Ash Starting Occupation: S-Mart Employee (skills craft (mechanical, Chemical) repair. Feat Builder) 4th Strong, 3rd Smart, 8th Chain Saw Knight Str: 18 +3 HP: 114 AC: 22 = 10 + 2 (dex.) +10 (class bonus) Dex 15 +2 Con: 14 +2 BAB: +11/+6/+1 Fort: +11 Reflex: +10 Will: +7 Int: 16 +3 AP: 139 Rep: +2 Wis: 10 +0 Melee Attack Bonus: +14 Cha: 14 +2 Range Attack Bonus: +13 Skills: Craft (mechanical) (int) +24 (18 + 3 + 3) Craft (chemical) (int) +21 (18 + 3) Craft (structural) (int) 19 (16 + 3) Craft (electronic) (int) 19 (16 + 3) Repair (int) +24 (18 + 3 + 3) Knowledge (arcana) (int) +13 (10 + 3) Search (int) +13 (10 + 3) Climb (str) +10 (7 + 3) Jump (str) +10 (7 + 3) Profession (wis) +9 (9 + 0) Bluff (cha) +17 (15 + 2) Intimidate (cha) +17 (15 + 2) Feats: Exotic Melee Weapon Proficiency (chainsaw) Personal Firearms Proficiency House Wares Duck Tape Engineering Groovy Hail to the King Two Weapon Fighting Power Attack Brawl Iron Will Improved Critical (chainsaw) Improved Critical (shotgun) Talents: Strong (melee smash, improved melee smash) Smart (savant [craft mechanical], [savant repair]) Chainsaw Knight (Chainsaw Mastery 1, Weapon Specialization, Destruction’s Right Hand, Chainsaw Mastery 2, Greater Weapon Focus, Chainsaw Mastery 3, Impale) Weapons Unarmed +15/+10/+5 1d6+ 5 nonlethal 20 +2 Deadite Bane Chainsaw +18/+13/+8 3d6+ 7 17-20 slashing large 10lb Against undead the attack bonus goes up to +20, damage is 5d6+9 +2 Boom stick** double-barreled coach gun (12 gauge) +15/+10/+5 damage* range 20ft S 17-20 ballistic medium 4lb 2 int. * 2d8+2 for normal D20 rules, 2d10+2 for the rules on this thread **Any undead struck by a Boom stick must make a Fortitude Save DC 19 or be destroyed. Possessions: Car (type unknow) Chemical Kit, Deluxe Electrical kit, Deluxe Mechanical kit) 50 Deadite bane shells (see below for rules) Penalties for two weapon fighting is –4 primary hand and –4 off hand Cha
Milo (& Feather, apparently)	May 15 2007 6:26 AM Who the fuck is Jim Sterling?
Introducing Leo	May 14 2007 5:07 AM "Oracle" is what it was called! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ORACLE_(teletext)
bioautographical	May 13 2007 6:26 PM Congrats on your first Destructoid piece!
m is for muse.	May 10 2007 9:58 AM http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070510/ap_on_re_mi_ea/hamas_mickey_mouse_11
BoMDoG feat. Erik Walet	May 10 2007 8:17 AM watch and download this video for free click this pic CLICK THE BULL BY THE HORNS DOWNLOAD BoMDoG's ILLUSIONS FOR FREE
Milo (& Feather, apparently)	May 10 2007 6:16 AM I WANT 2 B KWEL LYKE U ZOMG
WiiMix (ROBOTOBOTS)	May 9 2007 7:01 AM thanks for checking the WiiMix project!
Bazil	May 6 2007 11:29 AM Howdy, I'd like to say that the 'Faith Becomes You' rant on the web site is spot on. (I don't know how long it's been there sorry if I'm being old.) However, it should be noted that it is not as easy for some people to realise that relegion is a complete waste of human lives and minds, and the biggest load of bollocks to ever hinder the human race, as it is for others. Because of the fear of blasphemy that is instilled in many from so young, realising one's mortality is a difficult and scary thing to do. Wrenching your head out of your arse and daring to think for yourself can be way to frightening and intimidating for a lot of people. It's a bit like the humans in The Matrix. Only some have what it takes to unplug themselves from the network they've been enslaved into and see the real world. Only some have that foresight. Like Copernicus. I mean that dude had foresight. How did he figure it out? He thought about the universe without the heavy crushing burden of relegion on his shoulders. We must try to save the ones that are capable. I fear that, for so many, it is to late. But screw them actually, lets have a laugh while we can. Thanks, Baz
Selina	May 6 2007 8:50 AM Thanks Nation host sir! My friend Ronnie did the picture for me. I'm sure I can ask him to do one for you, if you like. x
Carlton Mellick III - Bizarro Author	May 3 2007 10:39 AM Thanks for the add request. Tacos! (that's what I say instead of "cheers") I hope you get a chance to check out my latest book: Plot: For Matthew Fry, inventor of the 'Sly Guy' haircut, life at the North Pole just isn't what he expected. The elves are way too obsessed with playing Dungeons and Dragons, Frosty has a Hitler mustache made of coal, the reindeer have a tendency of exploding for no apparent reason, and Santa is a piratey mutant with a body made of sausages.
Contessa'	May 2 2007 12:18 PM OMG FUNNY AS HELL..
Al Creed	Apr 29 2007 3:44 PM James, you're one sick son of a bitch!
FartSpace	Apr 26 2007 3:11 PM The... the Awesome Project?! I'm excited!
Milo (& Feather, apparently)	Apr 26 2007 9:18 AM i can't read lolz
Milo (& Feather, apparently)	Apr 26 2007 9:05 AM I see your three buckets of luff and raise you a bucket of sex.
J	Apr 25 2007 4:40 PM I declare my efforts given today a success.
Elvis Trooper	Apr 25 2007 8:00 AM Thank you very much for finding your old pal the Elvis Trooper here on MySpace. Now as for me, I'm just here for the hot little mama's and the Rock n Roll, but what I could really use is a few cheeseburgers while I wait, thankyaverymuch!
Alexandro	Apr 24 2007 11:07 AM .. i feel a little better... thanks .
Dalibor	Apr 23 2007 9:48 PM
QWERTY	Apr 23 2007 3:31 PM I remember Richard Scarry! Hes the guy that made the worms drive around in apples.
Kim Danielson	Apr 23 2007 2:47 PM Ummm...anyone who can write in complete sentence form with dependent and independent clauses has just proven him/herself NOT to be Her Royal Smithness. Sorry, nice try :O(
Kim Danielson	Apr 23 2007 9:30 AM I, however, shall refer to you as "Methadone Jim" in an attempt to validate the widely held belief that you are the actual father of Anna Nicole's love child.
Introducing Leo	Apr 23 2007 6:00 AM Wow...nearly 100 new friends in around about a week...someone's been working hard!
Introducing Leo	Apr 22 2007 11:59 AM Judging by the friends list, Morphine Nation has quite the following amongst the large-breasted females in skimpy lingerie community.
J	Apr 16 2007 10:11 AM My back hurts. I'm afraid my gay is spreading
FartSpace	Apr 12 2007 5:21 AM When is the next Hardcore Hubert bit going to be up? We're sick of waiting for it, pal!
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