Scott
Scott Mortland
I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!

Male
27 years old
Lake Stevens, Washington
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
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    Scott's Interests
GeneralStand up comedy: My favorites are Lewis Black, George Carlin, Eddie Izzard, Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, Mitch Hedberg, Dave Attel, Chris Rock, Jim Norton, and any of the thousands of undiscovered talents working clubs and bars. I also like cars, racing, trucks, baseball, that sorta crap. You really have to watch the whole "Dress to Kill" performance from Eddie Izzard to grasp the clip, but he's talking about how in Church of England you can't have outrageous viewpoints.
MusicAnything with passion (read: no bubble gum pop). Nirvana; Alice in Chains; Johnny Cash; Stone Temple Pilots; Dr. Dre; Stevie Ray Vaughan; no specific genre, but just good music... ..
MoviesSpaceballs; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Forrest Gump; Gangs of New York; comedies, mostly.
TelevisionThe History Channel, mostly. Two and a Half Men, Top Gear on BBC, CSI, The Office. Also, I accidentally started watching American Idol because my brother's good friend Blake Lewis was on. He finished second.
BooksHeavy stuff lately, history mostly. American history and religious history. Anything written by Dave Barry and P.J. O'Rourke, the humor writers; Christian history for some reason, even though I'm not very religious; Civil War; American Revolution; Politics (gotta put that degree to good use).
HeroesMy parents and grandparents. Anyone who does something selfless and tells no one, because its the right thing to do. Lewis Black (if it weren't for my horse...).
Groups: The BJ Shea Morning ExperienceThe DeaniacsSpaceballsFord Truck World

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     Scott's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lake Stevens, Washington
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Concrete Spiller-Outer
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Scott's Schools
Harvard University
Cambridge, MA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Major: Rocket Science
Minor: Brain Surgery
Greek:   Delta Tau Chi

1999 to 2003
Lake Stevens Sr High School
Lake Stevens,Washington
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: I just hung out with people that were in clubs/organiztions.
 

1995 to 1999



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About me:
I was born a poor black child. Actually, that's not true. Its a line from the Steve Martin movie "The Jerk." Come to think of it, the movie title really suits me. The Readers Digest Version of Me: Married, two kids, drive a concrete mixer. I've had some highs, some lows, some good times, some bad. Somehow, I'm still here and not on drugs. Because, you know, if I were on drugs I'd get fired. And that would suck.
Who I'd like to meet:
Nobody specific, but anybody that has an interesting story to tell. I've already met the best people.
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Gary





Apr 28 2009 12:28 AM

If your thinking about doing the North Cascades Highway I would do it. I drove it from East to West Saturday evening and the road is bare with temps just above freezing. The drifts are way high, so around the passes the walls are up to 10 to 15 feet high. They have the snow plows and the rest of the equipment standing by if needed. I like it when it melts out, but right now it has a certain thrill to it.
Gary





Apr 12 2009 2:36 PM

Happy Easter to you and your family.
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Apr 7 2009 2:34 AM

You look a lot like Gary Coleman!

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Apr 1 2009 3:53 PM

Have a great week

Gary





Mar 24 2009 12:57 AM

Did you discover your inner black child too?
BusyGirl





Mar 23 2009 9:33 PM

Leavenworth- a couple of years ago.
DUH!!
Kissing Girls





Mar 17 2009 4:28 AM

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Mar 7 2009 11:12 PM

Ach! But I'm PLAYING @ The Jet tonight (Saturday), and tomorrow (Sunday)!

Poor timing.
Yes!
Gary





Jan 1 2009 8:27 AM

Happy Newyears
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Dec 31 2008 10:44 PM

what are you guys doin tonight?
millie





Dec 26 2008 7:42 PM

Party for jeff tonight 7ish at his house.
byob
Gary





Dec 25 2008 1:22 AM

Merry Christmas!
Alex Mortland





Dec 25 2008 1:19 AM

Oh, funny.
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Dec 21 2008 5:29 AM

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Dec 18 2008 6:45 PM

YAY, I'm excited!!! I can't wait to see you guys! You better be ready for an amazing dinner.
♫kenzie; take me away.


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Dec 1 2008 6:21 AM

Oh god no! (:
I would never act like them.

Haha.


Thank you!
Gary





Nov 27 2008 4:17 PM

Happy Thanksgiving
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Oct 31 2008 2:19 PM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
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