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Mortified
Female / Other
True Tales... Ripped from the Pages of Real Life!

Male
35 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 6/29/2009
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BioVisit www.getmortified.com for Mortified info.
Websitegetmortified.com
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TV ShowsThe Today Show, E! Daily 10, Geraldo at Large, This American Life (tv & radio), Fox 25 Morning News (Boston), NBC 11 Nightly News (San Fran), Current TV, New Mornings (Hallmark, Fox Morning News (Detroit)

   


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MusicAngst In My Pants, The Sparks
Bastards of Young, The Replacements

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MoviesWelcome to the Dollhouse, Election, Dazed and Confused, Sixteen Candles, Mean Girls, Rebel without a Cause, Heathers, American Graffitti, Lucas
TelevisionFreaks and Geeks, The Young Ones, Degrassi (all incarnations), Square Pegs
BooksMortified: Real Words Real People Real Pathetic

Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield

Available in bookstores that are rather awesome.

HeroesAnyone still in high school.

     Mortified's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn


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Mortified: 500 Miles to Hollywood (w/ Elijah Wood, James Denton)
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Mortified: Melissa's Page of Rage
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Mortified: Mysteries of Making Out
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Mortified: Everyone's a Critic
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Mortified: Bookworm Gets Booty
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Mortified: Stairway to Winnipeg
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Mortified: I Hate Drake
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   Mortified's Blurbs
About me:
Hailed a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and celebrated for years by the likes of This American Life, The Today Show, Esquire, The Onion AV Club, Daily Candy, Entertainment Weekly, E!, Talk of the Nation and more, Mortified is a comic excavation of the strange and extraordinary things we created as kids. Witness adults sharing their own adolescent journals, letters, poems, lyrics, home movies, stories and more.

The largest and longest-running project of its kind, Mortified produces comedic content for the stage, he page, and the web. Our latest book, Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield, is in stores everywhere. Visit getmortified.com for more.

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Mortified's Friends Comments
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mordecai





Mar 12 2009 2:08 PM

The Swoon Project is here.

where romantics finish each other's sentences and madlibs tell the best loves stories. Submit your words, peruse the love.

Big Love,
Mordecai
<3 Naughty Smurf





Mar 4 2009 10:52 PM

one could assume that there is a mortified smurf...
<3 Naughty Smurf





Jan 30 2009 2:22 AM

hey smurfin BFF thanks for the add... just thought i would let ya know that i love what your doing... i think its awesome and hilarious...
<3 the naughiest of smurfs...
Jack's Broken Heart™





Jan 28 2009 5:24 AM

Jacks broken heart is my feeble attempt to over identify with pop culture. I found you on Post Secret, and am excited and proud that this is what our generation creates. Keep up the good work. It's amazing to see just how humanly related we all are.
Mary





Feb 10 2009 5:06 AM

Mortified, when are you taking over this side of the Pacific? Namely, the Philippines...?
the fairie's midwife





Jan 26 2009 1:59 PM

my son is 11 and his drake's name is anthony -
such a funny clip he could relate to it so much
i have to decide if he should see it cause he might decide it
is okay to say that anthony is a mother f**king a**hole
FUTURE TENSE BOOKS





Nov 18 2008 8:02 AM

That was fun. Thanks.
Long live Gorgeous Red!!
SARAH





Sep 28 2008 3:36 AM

Thanks for the add!
Vanessa Morgan





Sep 29 2008 8:41 AM

Thanks for the add, David.

Vanessa Morgan
www. drowned-sorrow. com
Dhyana





Oct 27 2008 11:54 PM

Great show in San Francisco Saturday night.
Thanks!!!
danger





Sep 25 2008 7:50 AM

Absolutely, I dig The Murmurs!

Hope to catch you in San Francisco!
HC





Sep 18 2008 7:49 PM

I went to the L.A. Show at the King King yesterday - it was hilarious! Thanks for putting on a great show.
Thirsty Bunny





Sep 15 2008 10:26 PM

Thanks for the add...your show sounds hilarious! You must be a funny guy.
I would have you at my Bat Mitzvah for sure
Diana Rodriguez Wallach





Sep 11 2008 12:59 AM

Hi David! Thanks for the friendship! If you're interested, I just started a contest in my blog to win "Amor and Summer Secrets" Prize Packs.
If you don't already have a copy, you should think of entering! Good luck!
M. E. M. Moon





Sep 12 2008 10:14 PM

Only if I can have them signed! ;)

Hope you're having an awesome day.
mee





Sep 12 2008 4:25 AM

Hey! Thanks for the add :) I think that this show is a great concept and from the clips I've seen on your website.....HILARIOUS! I'm looking forward to seeing the show here in Chicago in a few weeks.
KiDULTHOOD - CLASSIC - NEW 08 REMIX OUT NOW!!





Sep 13 2008 5:34 PM

FRESH FOR '08 -
KiDULTHOOD OPENING THEME ('08 REMIX) BY THE ANGEL OUT NOW!!

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Alessandra Rizzotti





Sep 4 2008 9:45 PM

hahha! :) it's actually rizzottister, but that's awesome that you remembered my gmail account name.
Frida





Jul 28 2008 8:09 AM

thanks ;)
Teresa





Jul 24 2008 11:45 PM

"Wittenberg? Or Harvard?"

Spectacular! Bravo!
me, myself and my life





Jul 23 2008 1:21 AM

Can't wait to check out Love Is a Battlefield and seeing one of your shows. Hoping to see you in San Francisco.
chicken pop pod podcast





Jul 18 2008 4:56 PM

we love your vids

thx
allison





Jul 18 2008 12:38 AM

Thanks for the add!

I caught a clip on the news about Mortified the other day and love the concept!

Had to get out my diary from High School and reminisce!
Erin





Jul 13 2008 8:57 PM

The show in Berkeley last night was totally awesome!!
Lindsey Marie





Jul 8 2008 4:56 PM

Thanks so much for the add! I think the show and the whole mortified empire is genius! Thanks for the laughs too...
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