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Mortified
Female / Other
"True Tales... Ripped from the Pages of Real Life!"

Male
34 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/1/2008
Mood: excited Mood Image
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BioVisit www.getmortified.com for Mortified info.
Websitegetmortified.com
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TV ShowsThe Today Show, E! Daily 10, Geraldo at Large, This American Life (tv & radio), Fox 25 Morning News (Boston), NBC 11 Nightly News (San Fran), Current TV, New Mornings (Hallmark, Fox Morning News (Detroit)

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MusicAngst In My Pants, The Sparks
Bastards of Young, The Replacements
MoviesWelcome to the Dollhouse, Election, Dazed and Confused, Sixteen Candles, Mean Girls, Rebel without a Cause, Heathers, American Graffitti, Lucas
TelevisionFreaks and Geeks, The Young Ones, Degrassi (all incarnations), Square Pegs
BooksMortified: Real Words Real People Real Pathetic

Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield

Available in bookstores that are rather awesome.

HeroesAnyone still in high school.

     Mortified's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn


Mortified's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 8 Total Plays: 8024 Plays Today: 0
Mortified: 500 Miles to Hollywood (w/ Elijah Wood, James Denton)
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Mortified: Melissa's Page of Rage
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Mortified: Mysteries of Making Out
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Mortified: Everyone's a Critic
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Mortified: Bookworm Gets Booty
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Mortified: Stairway to Winnipeg
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Mortified: I Hate Drake
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Mortified Promo
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Mortified: 500 Miles to Hollywood (w/ Elijah Wood)  (view more)

Mortified’s Super Sexy Holiday Hangover  (view more)

The Mortified Guide to Romantic Redemption  (view more)

Everyone’s a Critic  (view more)

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   Mortified's Blurbs
About me:
Hailed a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and celebrated for years by the likes of This American Life, The Today Show, Esquire, The Onion AV Club, Daily Candy, Entertainment Weekly, E!, Talk of the Nation and more, Mortified is a comic excavation of the strange and extraordinary things we created as kids. Witness adults sharing their own adolescent journals, letters, poems, lyrics, home movies, stories and more.

The largest and longest-running project of its kind, Mortified produces comedic content for the stage, he page, and the web. Our latest book, Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield, is in stores everywhere. Visit getmortified.com for more.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Judy Blume, Judy Blume, Judy Blume

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 pipi’s phone 206.984.8527 


 John 


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 G.J. Echternkamp 


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 the hopeful ~jolene siana~ 





Mortified's Friends Comments
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The Land of E





Jun 28 2008 8:48 PM

I moved ...going through withdrawals.
When can I get my Mortified fix in nyc??
Sarah Hoopes





Jun 20 2008 12:55 PM

Happy First Day of Summer, Mortifiers! Best, Sarah Hoopes
Frank & Cindy





Jun 22 2008 7:40 PM

Hello. This is G.J. Echternkamp, frequent Mortified performer of the most mortifying variety.

If you've seen Episode 4 of the first This American Life season on Showtime ("The Cameraman") you are familiar with my amazing parents.

The footage from that episode was taken from a feature documentary entitled FRANK & CINDY that has its Chicago premiere in July at the Gene Siskel Film Center .


Please come check it out. I will be there for the first two screenings.

Friday, July 4th at 7:00pm
Saturday, July 5th at 7:45pm
Tuesday, July 8th at 8:00pm

go to www. frankandcindy. com for info.

"Every single thing about FRANK & CINDY is new and fresh and alive. It's rare to see a documentary that's so raw and funny and infuriating, too."
-Ira Glass

aria-sol





Jun 18 2008 4:00 PM

come to pittsburgh
Tessas Braces Comix





Jun 18 2008 7:22 AM

Well isn't that a coincidence cause I'm in love with mortified! I went through a phase where I really wanted to audition, but everytime I read my high school diaries, I get way depressed. Also, I was really into slam poetry back then, which in itself is a tad mortifying.
pipi’s phone 206.984.8527





Jun 8 2008 6:03 PM

pipi saw the pdx show last night.
pipi likey.
turns out pipi also likey long island ice tea.
Sarah Hoopes





Jun 7 2008 11:36 AM

Portland show was awesome! Best, Sarah Hoopes
jojo





Jun 5 2008 7:42 PM

COME TO ORLANDO! PLEAAASE?
radiofreenova





Jun 5 2008 4:02 AM

dear mortified: i wish i weren't too chicken to do you! ~(-_O)~ xoxoxo
You got so much Love in You





Jun 4 2008 1:22 PM

Dear Myspace keepers of the beloved Mortified,


Well fucking duh. Im lovable. And no need to fret I have got yer back.And if ever I do mosey out of my east coast setting we will do lunch.


Sincerly Yours,

The little girl Hating
Drake
DeeAnne Gorman musing





Jun 3 2008 2:16 PM

As usual, last night's N.Y.C. show had me in stitches... what great horrible material! ;-)
down the rabbit hole





May 20 2008 3:10 PM

For All Of you L.A. Darlings!! Come JOIN US TONIGHT! - And every TUESDAY!



Come Join us TUESDAYS at THE BAR (5851 sunset blvd)...
Johnny From Kings performs LIVE!

9pm.
no list.
no cover.
just good times and amazing music!

JohnnyFromKings is singer-guitarist Johnny Moezzi, bassist Dale Jennings, keys-man John Thomas and drummer Jimbo Goodall. On any given night you might see a horn or 4…maybe even a guest vocalist or harmonica…depends on who’s around and feels like making noise. The 4, core members of the band have combined spent considerable time playing American roots music… blues, jazz, country, soul, and rock. JohnnyFromKings finds them in a setting that utilizes this common foundation from which to launch soaring improvisations that always return to the grounded center of this musical tradition. Principal songwriter Moezzi has been lead-guitarist to “living-legend” Los Angeles blues-diva, Miss Mickey Champion for the past 5 years. Time spent in this role has seen him combine his own musical approach with what can only be described as hard-core urban blues yeilding a truly original blend. Some have described it “beatnik-blues”…you may judge for yourself as JohnnyFromKing’s debut album “Angel City Letter” is available now online and in person.


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Cool People 4 Obama (sweeney)





May 16 2008 2:42 PM

A very mortifiedarrific play opening in JUNE
WITH ME

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aria-sol





May 14 2008 7:37 PM

I am Big for HyperColor shizz.
Rebel Without Applause





May 14 2008 2:54 PM

hypercolor was the shit.I had a pink/purple one, but always wanted a green/yellow one...Id play with mine when I dried my hair. While you're at it, bring back pogo balls and that gum that had one flavor inside of another.
Leah





May 12 2008 1:17 PM

Dear Morty,
I played the game "Guess Who" and thought of you.
Love always,
a Mortified junkie
Laura FN Taylor





May 8 2008 11:25 PM

Can you please make a re-enactment (or would it just be an enactment?) Of "The Porn".
It would make my life complete.
Cerulean Miko





May 6 2008 4:09 PM

thanks for adding me as a friend! :D
aria-sol





May 6 2008 8:16 AM


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May 3 2008 12:25 PM

thanks for the add!
things like mortified, found, post secrect, this american life are just what i need. when i cant understand the actions and behaviors of the people around me, these things help me realize that everyone is just as screwed up and socially desperate as i am! and sometimes you can see that we all just hold our hopes in our hands and want and need just like the next guy! cheers.
Mary





May 3 2008 3:56 PM

Dear Mortified:

I'm SO excited, I could "poop!" my pants.

;)

-Mary
Megan





Apr 28 2008 5:52 PM

Thanks so much :) glad you like my artwork.

And your show has such an awesome concept--I heard about it from This American Life. That clip was amusing, and oddly enough, I could relate it to my own embarrassing writing from way back.
Giles Paley-Phillips- children’s writer/poet


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Apr 24 2008 4:35 PM

hello, how are you?

please come a have a look at my children poems, that are in my blogs, and let me know what you think

be good

Giles.
Armand





Apr 14 2008 8:45 AM

fuckin' awesome! thanks for sharing.
DEVINAIRE





Apr 11 2008 4:47 PM

you know what??? I enjoyed the SHIT out of that.
Thanks!
The Brown Study





Apr 11 2008 3:17 PM

does mortified have a place for the crappy early songs of now-somewhat-semi-crappy songwriters such as myself? i'm talking ukulele songs about my dog... that kind of thing. think about it, morty. and thanks for the video - my "fans" love it.
Stephanie





Apr 11 2008 1:11 PM

Thanks for thinking of me.
Fun to see you out the other night!! xoxo
big time stuff