About me: My name is Mose Schrute, I live on a 60 acre farm with my cousin, Dwight. We sell beets to local stores, restaurants and roadside beet stands. We have recently started a Bed and Breakfast. Schrute Farms is the number one beet-related agrotourism destination in Northeastern Pennsylvania. We offer the finest accommodations for the casual traveler and/or beet enthusiast. Come join us and experience majestic Schrute Farms. ROOM AMENITIES: -Three Themed Rooms: America, Irrigation, and Night-time...-Handmade mattresses... -Beds do not conform to traditional sizes; closest is twin.PROPERTY AMENITIES:-We cater to the elderly...-Field and barn tours...-Side car Rides...-Table-making demonstrations...-Tractor Mosey...-Homemade Beet Jam demonstration...POLICIES:-Check in time: After 5:30pm on weekdays, 3pm on weekends...-Check out time: Before 9:00am, 11am on weekends.
Dwight and I have turned our farm into the number one beet-related agrotourism destination in Northeastern Pennsylvania. http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g52842-d730099-Reviews-Schrute_Farms-Honesdale_Pennsylvania.html
Brief family history-
My uncle Dwight's father ? also named Dwight Schrute ? battled high blood pressure and obesity all his life, but often went hunting. He and his brothers went to a swimming hole on hot summer days children until 10:00 AM, then they would work the beet fields until well after midnight.
My grandfather, whose surname is Manheim, fought in World War II and killed twenty men before ending up in an Allied prison camp. Manheim is still alive at 103-years old, and he lives in Argentina. His travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation.
My great-grandfather, Dweide Schrude, was Amish. Dwight likes to wear the tuxedo in which he was buried. Dwight said that his grandfather was reburied in an old oil drum.
I had an uncle named Gunther, a goat farmer, who fled the Allied invasion of Germany and married a Finnish woman with whom he had 17 children. I also had an Uncle Grit who revealed that the Schrute family has an on-going hatred of Harry S Truman because they were staunch supporters of Thomas Dewey. I also have a cousin named Heindl, who lost 12% of the hearing in her left ear because of a ninja.
Who I'd like to meet: I would like to hang out with Ryan again. He was nice.
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Hey all you Mafia fans!
We've got some awesome news, and some not so awesome news. The awesome news is that we have a SHOW ON JUNE 12TH at the 1st Baptist Church in Westfield, NJ! It's gonna be an wonderous lineup.
The not so awesome news is that we're breaking up, and THIS IS THE LAST TIME EVER TO SEE THE MAFIA PLAY. After this, there will be no more Cats Pooping on Pillows, no more Michael J Fox attempting to play Nintendo Wii, and most of all, no more Nosebleeds.
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June 12 @ Westfield 1st Baptist
170 Elm St, Westfield NJ
6pm, All Ages, $10
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Awful Waffle
Banana Hammock
Infinite Detour
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