My girlfriend Faye, Watching Anime, Expanding my taste in music, Playing and collecting the very best Videogames, Watching Comedy/Stand up (Futurama, Family Guy, Adult Swim, Paramount serials/specials), Football (International football), The 80's! (the shows, the music, the fashion sense, the everything!), Wrestling (I like the backstage politics and such), Fun, feel good Movies (Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, American Pie, South Park, Team America, Clerks etc), Interesting and obscure people who stand out. My favourite beverage is Jack Daniels and coke - it's not just a beverage, it's a way of life.
Living in Kilmarnock is amazing!
Music
I'll just list all of my favourite bands. I'm not into any one specific genre. Although I do stay the hell away from rap : HIM (His Infernal Majesty), Nightwish, CKY, Saliva, Slayer, MetallicA, Green Day, The Offspring, The Vandals, Queen, Funeral For a Friend, Beatallica (xD), Fozzy, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Bon Jovi (*blush*, only some of them!), Franz Ferdinand (spot the odd one out), Papa Roach, The Cure, Black Atom, Megadeath, Twisted Sister (xD), Evaneceance, Sum 41, Pantera, Charon, Alterbridge, Videogame soundtracks, The Darkness, Dropkick Murphys, Andrew WK, Bruce Dickinson's solo work, Drowning Pool, The 69 Eyes, Some Linkin Park stuff, Shinedown, The Ramones, William Shatner (lol), David Hasselhoff (lmao), Trust Company, Less than Jake, Angels and Airwaves, Ozzy Osbourne, Journey, Dimmu Borgir, Our Lady Peace, Waterproof Blonde, Blue Oyster Cult, Anathema, Children of Bodom, Mercy Drive, Rush, After Forever, Tenacious D, Motorhead, Disturbed, Goldfinger, Spinal Tap, The Bloodhound Gang, Seether, Blink 182 (oh look at me - I'm so new punk retro - omgz)
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Movies
Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Rocky, Back to the Future, Team America, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Beavis and Butthead: Do America, Akira, Transformers the Movie (nostalgic skitters!), Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Resident Evil, The Matrix, Happy Gilmore, Life of Brian, Dragonball Z Movie Specials (with blood and Japanese dialogue nobody understands!), Metallica: Some Kind of Monster, Pulp Fiction, Silence of the Lambs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Braveheart (the historical inaccuracy in so funny, I like this film for all the wrong reasons), Full Metal Jacket, Burn Up:Warrior, End of Evangelion, The Guyver, Toy Story (xD), Pirates of the Carribbean, Spider-Man 1&2, Battle Angel Elita, Spirited Away, Serenity, Star Trek 2&4 (Hump-back Whale!), Mallrats, Dogma, The Flying Car, Streetcar named Desire, Short Circuit, V for Vendetta, Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Man's Chest, Jackass 2, Beyond the Mat, Man on the Moon, The Truman Show, Ace Ventura
Star WarsMan on the MoonShaun of the DeadStar Trek 2 - The Wrath of KhanTerminatorThe GuyverEnd of EvangelionDragonball ZBurn Up Excess
Television
Frasier, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who (the new series, not the smelly old one), South Park, The Simpsons, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Camp Kill Yourself, Clerks the animated series, Black Books, Spaced, Firefly, Adam and Joe, Family Guy, Futurama, Undergrads, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Happy Days (xD), M*A*S*H, Everybody Loves Raymond, Buffy and Angel, Excel Saga, The Guyver, Heroes, Father Ted, Lee Evans, Quantum Leap, Sliders, Star Trek TNG, Star Trek Voyager, Smallville, Scrubs, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Burn Up Excess, Dragonball Z, The Footie, WWE, NWA:TNA, VH1 Specials, UFC, Kerrang 24/7, He-Man (xD), Jack Dee, Bill Bailey, Friday Night with Johnathan Ross and every cartoon from the 1980's!!!!
Books
BATTLEFIELD EARTH! The Lord of the Rings, 1984, Animal Farm (first book I ever read), Rainbow Six, The Da Vinci Code, HALO, Fever Pitch, Is it just me or is everything shit, Love all the People, How to talk dirty and influence women...oh and Peanuts and Calvin and Hobbes XD!
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Heroes
Jonathan Ross (proffesion), Ville Valo (appearance), Simon Pegg (attitude and realistic approach), Kevin Smith (ideals), Keanu Reeves! (excellent, *air guitar*) Chris Jericho (belief in conquering obstacles) and Eddie Guerrero (passion for what I do as he showed in the ring each and every night)
About me: Hi, I'm Alan. I enjoy long walks off short piers and picnics on dodgy cliff edges.
I live in a shitass town by the name of Kilmarnock. A town infested by Neds and Nedettes...it's a wonder that I can actually step out of my door without someone asking me for spare change or verbally attacking me with a threatning "awrite dabaws". Anyway, enough about them. They don't even deserve the time of day.
My career prospects lies in the world of Freelance journalism, which is not so much of a career as such, just a method of getting my opinion on print without idiotic, puppet master editors ruining it all the second he puts pen to paper in one sub-editing session. So far, I have at least tasted the sweetness of success by interviewing the likes of Eddie Izzard, Chris 'Irvine' Jericho, Keane, Dropkick Murphys, The Scotland squad (2004-2005) and my mum.
Currently, however, I am keeping myself afloat in the toilet bowl of life (like a turd that won't flush) by working behind the Music and Video desk in Asda Wal*Mart. It is not exactly where I imagined myself to be at this point in my life but I suppose the position does have its advantages. For one, I get inside scoops on the latest new releases and also have the power of my asda discount card - hoorah!
For now, I lead a very simple life - hanging around with my friends Peep, Natalie and Wee Alan (oh and Stephen if he'd unglue his eyes from World of Warcraft) and of course, my beautiful girlfriend Faye :-) whom, which I spend 98% of my time with for numerous reasons. Can you name them all? Hats off to anyone who gets all 1,000,000,000,001
That just about covers the subject of myself I believe. I may also add as a footnote that I am, in fact, a really big geek, who plays too many videogames, watches too much anime and has lost sight of the concept of reality as a result.
I also tend to go off on dwams and so if I do not engage in conversation at first...try, try again xD
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i just watched Torchwood - omg, i was crying like a baby, Alan!!!! SOOOOOOO effing sad!!!
it's a good thing that im just gonna go to sleep - means ill see you uberly soon =D and you can cheer me up!! and we can play halo and stuff and and and BREEEEEAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! =p
*swivels on your swivelly chair* youre sitting right behind me going on about a 2 disc set dvd but I thought I would comment you and say "ich lerb yoo!!"
oh and...
NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA to all the hookers out there that dont get to sit in Alans loft with him and make out!!! =P
Fry me to re moon and wet me pray among ra stas, wet me see what spling is rike on Jupitah and Ma's...in otha words prease be tlue....in otha words, I rove yoo!!!!
Living in Kilmarnock is amazing!
Star Wars
Man on the Moon
Shaun of the Dead
Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Khan
Terminator
The Guyver
End of Evangelion
Dragonball Z
Burn Up Excess
Chris Jericho
Jonathan Ross
Kevin Smith 
Ville Valo and Herman Li
