I am a nerd of girly nerds: I enjoy Dungeons and Dragons, Dance Dance Revolution, videogames of all genres, spending much time with my computer games, instant messaging my friends online, and reading a lot- I mean a lot- of books. You name it, I've probably read it or something like it- though I might be generalizing a bit there. If I had a trade, it would probably be that I'm a writer, although I do like to play around with being an artist, too. I enjoy writing about horror, romance, and some science fiction/fantasy, I've been heavily influenced by Tim Burton and his many wonderful films- Beetlejuice, Sleepy Hollow, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, you get the idea. I've probably got a pretty warped sense of humor and romance by now.
Music
80's music, pop punk, and punk rock all the way, yeah, with quite possibly some techno, house, instrumental, ambient, and industrial thrown into the mix. I also like musicals, showtunes, oldies, opera, and anything I can sing along- albeit badly- to. I'll listen to anything and everything if it's got something I like, though. Try anything once. ^_^
David Elsewhere dancing to Autechre's Eutow. Yum.
I love this video... Famous Last Words, My Chemical Romance.
And Stay, by Shakespeare's Sister. Gotta love the eighties music and the evil lady's crazy-sexy facial expressions. ^_^
Movies
See above: Tim Burton fanatic. Hahahahaha... in addition, to give you an idea of what I like: the Alien series, American Beauty, Pitch Black, the Child's Play series, ummm... and most movies made about superheroes, excluding Daredevil- what the hell were they thinking??
Television
I love to watch just about anything on Cartoon Network, including and especially[adultswim]. Futurama is just about one of the greatest things ever, and it is even greater since I have met Billy West, I have stood within two feet of Billy West, I have Billy West's autographed poster on my wall. I also love the Nickelodeon show Ivader ZIM, which, sadly, has been cancelled. Not so sadly, I own the entire series on DVD, and spend endless hours listening to Jhonen Vasquez's voice over commentary. The creator of both Invader ZIM and the whole Johnny the Homicidal Maniac series and tons of other great things... if I could grow up and have a bastard child from both him and Billy West, life would be good.
Sabra and Dominic. Are. Adorable.
Pasha can do no wrong, in my opinion. ^_^ Another SYTYCD girl I like, Lauren. She so cute!
Books
Fantasy, horror, science fiction, and I like a little romance in all stories... not too much, like Fabio on the cover in a revealing shirt with a naked woman clasped to his chest, but sweet romantic, you know? Something warm and sweet amidst the screams and blood, or the intergalactic war, or whatever bigger thing is going on. As with all nerds, I loved The Lord of the Rings. I also loved every single book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. One day, I would so love to write anything like Douglas Adams.
Heroes
Ummm... just to list the above: Tim Burton, Douglas Adams, J.R.R. Tolkien, Billy West, Rikki Simons, Jhonen Vasquez, and tons of the fictional characters that all of these people have given life to. Also, my boyfriend, for everything he's taught me, and all my awesomest friends friends, who know who they are. Lots of love, guys.
This is the part where I say something spectacular that will make you want to be my friend, right? Here goes...
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Ahh, I fail.
Have a quizzie, instead.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF-The Survey
Name::
Audrey.
Birthday::
September 1st, 1986.
Birthplace::
Someplace in San Diego, I think.
Current Location::
Imperial Beach... same place as always.
Eye Color::
Hazel.
Hair Color::
Currently black and auburn. Naturally dirty blonde/light brown.
Height::
5'1".
Right Handed or Left Handed::
Right handed.
Your Heritage::
Mexican/Spanish and some sort of white.
The Shoes You Wore Today::
My old Chucks.
Your Weakness::
Delicious things! And boozin'. And good books. I've got a lot of weaknesses.
Your Fears::
Heights, and bees.
Your Perfect Pizza::
Extra cheese, mushrooms, black olives, and jalapenos!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year::
Get all my bills paid off and get my GPA up to it's old standards.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger::
Um, don't know if I have any... I guess everyone says 'lol'.
First Thoughts Waking Up::
Mmmph. Daylight.
Your Best Physical Feature::
Pffft. Asking the wrong person. My eyes, I guess.
Your Bedtime::
Whenever I succumb to unconsciousness.
Pepsi or Coke::
Coke! Less sweet, more fizz, and way better in mixed drinks.
McDonalds or Burger King:
BK. Definitely the lesser of two evils.
Single or Group Dates::
Either, both. They're both fun times.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea::
Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla::
Chocolate! Mmm.
Cappuccino or coffee::
Hmmmm... coffee.
Do You Swear::
Probably way too much, yeah.
Do You sing::
Yeah huh, though I'm not in any way good at it.
Do You Shower Daily::
Oh yeah. Gotta be clean.
Have You Been In Love::
Indeed.
Do you WANT to go to College::
Yep, going to college right now.
Do you want to get married::
Sure, someday it'd be cool. I'm just not religous at all, so I hope they're not expecting a big white church wedding.
Do you believe in yourself::
More everyday.
Do you get Motion Sickness::
Yeah, when I read in the car.
Are you a Health Freak::
Not really... I like healthy stuff, but I'm not above grabbing a burger or drinking a soda every so often.
Do you get along with your Parents::
They're all right. We do much better now than we used to.
Do you play an Instrument::
No. :(
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol::
What kind of question is that? Of course I have.
In the past month have you been on Drugs::
Nope. Never been on drugs.
In the past month have you gone on a Date::
I have.
In the past month have you been on Stage::
No, no stage work for me.
In the past month have you been Dumped::
Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping::
I haven't ever been skinny-dipping... YET.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything::
Mmm, I don't think so.
Ever been Drunk::
Heck yeah.
Ever been called a Tease::
I've been called a lot of things, but that's never been one of them.
Ever been Beaten up::
Indeed I have been. Owie.
Ever Shoplifted::
Not from an actual store, no.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up::
A rainbow unicorn! No, but seriously. I don't know. A writer of some sort.
How do you want to Die::
I don't, actually. But when I do go, I want it to be done AWESOMELY.
What country would you most like to Visit::
All of them.
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color::
Green/Hazel.
Favorite Hair Color::
I'm not particular about hair color, honestly.
Short or Long Hair::
I like both.
Height::
Taller than me.
Weight::
A little heavier than me.
Best Clothing Style::
Comfy casual- whatever they like to wear is cool... just no leisure satin jumpsuits.
Number of Drugs taken::
Eh... I'd like to keep it on the low side of average.
Number of CDs owned::
Who owns CDs?
Number of Piercings::
On a boy, anywhere except the downstairs. On me- three in each ear, one under the lower lip.
Number of Tattoos::
On a boy, any, all, none- doesn't matter. On me, none yet. YET.
Number of things in my Past I Regret::
There's a couple memories I wish I didn't have, a couple things I wish I had/hadn't done, but I wouldn't be the person I am now without those experiences, so, yay for regrets.
Who I'd like to meet: People who DON'T BRING DRAMA everywhere they go. Yeah. Done with that. Fuck'em.
And...
Mmmm...
The entire cast of 300. Marilyn Monroe. The Suicide Girls (yes, all of them). Vin Diesel. Tim Burton. Jane Austen. Mr. Darcy. Jhonen Vasquez. Audrey Hepburn. Bettie Page. Douglas Adams. Dean Koontz. And Jesus. ^_^
"I'm thinking about starting a religion which is the exact same as Christianity, same book, same story, same rituals. Heaven, hell, sin, salvation, all that good stuff. The only difference would be that instead of the name "Jesus" I would insert the word "Dude." And instead of God it would be "Voltron." Otherwise everything else is in tact. So you got Dude of Nazareth and Voltron Our Father in Heaven. Has a certain ring to it, don't it? I can imagine a Sunday sermon about Dude in the desert being tempted by Satan. What did Dude do? He resisted! Yay! Way to go, Dude! And Genesis would read: In the beginning there was Voltron. Voltron made the earth and the heavens and on the sixth day the Lord Our Voltron created man in his own image. When he saw that it was good, Voltron rested. Moses, of course, would be known as "Beavis." I think it has potential. The Church of Dude. And Voltron. We could play team basketball against the Subgenius people and the Flying Spaghetti Monster Cult. We could form our own league. Winner gets dominion over all existence."
Hmm.... I'll be working and getting some household stuff out of the week until friday but I'm game after that. Plus I'll get paid so that doubles the pleasure. Anywho, we could do... Well, what do you feel like doing Audrey? lol, I haven't put much thought into just hanging out. =D
Haha! Happy Birthday! Anywho, We'll hang out sometime after this friday. That way, I'll have cash and we could do whatever we feel like doing at the moment or whatnot. =P
Other then a case of complete Martial Art madness, I'm doing pretty good. =p.Yeah, Tucker did mention he saw you... And I thought you were commenting because you missed me. =p. Anywho, yeah, it's good you said hi. I've been wondering how you've been doing. We should get together sometime, when we're not working or whatnot, and see whats up. You know my number but just in case, it's 619-207-7696. =D
Foo, whatcha upto !?!?! Did my AIM's get in the way of your sexual adventures with your lover? Did my colossal record of 14 masturbation sessions in 1 sit down, scare you? Does the current facial 'status quo' of joaquin phoenix not remind you of AJ? Do you fear johnny depp's rendition of willy wonka as much as i do? Are you a squirter or a gusher? or A bulbasaur or a charmander? What do you like?