Bill Chott

Burlesque, magic and other forgotten artforms. I really love to sing...alone or with groups of people. So, I guess that would be "Sing-a-longs". I'm really interested in my wife. And I love to gamble. I should have put that first. Then again, it fits under the umbrella of forgotten artforms. People really have forgotten how to gamble these days. I shudder when some prick walks up to the craps table with his hat on backwards, wearing shorts and literally shouting out a rebel yell when his hard eight comes up. It simply isn't done. You can always find me betting conservatively in a suit or buisness casual. Always betting the pass line and taking full odds, buying the six and the eight. When I'm in Vegas, I don't often pay for rooms or food. That's a forgotten artform. I wish the frat boys and hillfolk would just stay at the money wheel where they belong.