We are the lost descendents of King Jesse Tuggle. We were not given names but numbers. Lead vocals- 42, guitar- 61, bass- 9903229, drums-808, and last but not least, on the keytar, the mad man himself- 12.
Influences
Our influences are beyond mortal comprehension, but if we had to describe them they would be: Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Outkast, Three 6 Mafia, Johnny Cash, Elvis, 808's former band, Nuclear Parasite Orgy, and the Mescalizards.
Sounds Like
Repeating all of the state capitals in a quarter of a second then hitting a member of the Karaoke Kids with a whip cream balloon and peeling out in your dad's Ranger while smoking a camel and being too cool to exist.
The rain fell quietly on the young emo children waiting for their ritalin. A black horse was galloping towards them. On top of the steed sat an old lady with mushroom cloud eyes and blood red hair. In her hand she held a long forgotten book. It was the book of the dead vol., A - H. She pointed and laughed at the bastard spawn with their mascara running down their cheeks as they cried out to her.
"No!" she said, "Never."
And with that, the mother of Ayche was gone again.
The ritalin children cower before the power of THE BOOK OF THE DEAD...
and mother h.
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last time you got a comment from me it was christmas... hell yeah i'm number four on your top eight cuz i've been down sense day one ... it's day two now
umm merry christmas man i hope your not Jewish cuz i can't spell honica ok i tired umm anyways your layout reminds me of a pillow case i once had man that was a sweet pillow case .... anyway full shade moon plus your layout makes me sleepy
you know whats cool cocaine not the drug although it is a hell of a drug hey it was legal in the 18th century which would explain Alexandra gram bell and the telephone i mean when you think about it it's crazy talking to someone who's not even in the same room with you that's a coc head all day you ..... humm yeah you know whats fun listening to music well that and trying to mess with spell check try it its fun you just throw something out there like l;ksjdlkjsdflksjdfla and the computer will probably message back WTF or it will do nothing sort of like the bird flu ether it will kill us all or do nothing at all yeah you know what else is cool leaving really long comments on peoples myspace normally they get mad but if you end it with something like " the band poison sucks damp beaver testes or the drummer from def leopard only has one arm " you get back WTF well now that i have thoroughly disturb you and wasted exactly 1 minute 32 33 34 35 36 ok about 2 minutes of your life that you will never get back i'll just say i look forward your new stuff ... P.S. tater scares the sh** out of me
i probably shouldn't but I am really surprised by how good you guys sound! so much so that i added Garden Hymn as my profile song...and we all know that in "MySpace" world, that means EVERYTHING! Let me know about the next hot tub party ;-)
1st you guys rock ... wait rocks really don't do anything and i don't wanna call you lazy .. i had a pet rock once but it has cancer it's got like nine billion years left to do nothing. kinda sad really like that movie the lion king. man Disney's evil i mean who kills a lions dad with water buffalo and plus the word lion gives you really sh**ty advice. cuz if you break it down it says LI- ON if you lie on a lion he'll eat you . so well you guys aren't lazy and so far while listening to your music i haven't felt the need to traumatize children for years to come with images of an orphan loin cub so i guess what i'm trying to say is you guys help old people into the middle of the street cuz thats cool
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