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captain fantasy
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Any Time, Any Place, Captain Fantasy.
Male
31 years old
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
United States
Last Login: 1/27/2010
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| General | I have a collection of women's underwear and hotel shampoo bottles. I also collect hugs *wink*. | | Music | I like to listen to Air Supply, Winger, and Captain and Teniel. I also love Sonny Bono. I mourned for a week over his death. R.I.P. Sonny, I'll love you forever. | | Movies | I love movies like Harold and Maude, In Like Flint, and Buns of Steel. | | Television | I only watch The 700 Club and The Home Shopping Network, QVC. I love their cat products, like the electronic litterbox. Mr. Poopers however is scared of it. I had to customize it with a ramp for Jake, but he got his wheel stuck in the scooper so I tried to send it back. They never returned my call. | | Books | I like to read things such as Homer's Oddessy and Sherlock Holme's novels. I also like to keep up with medical journals from the 1930's era. Shock treatment has been slandered by new age doctors. It was a proven method to cure hysteria in women. | | Heroes | My uncle Lester was a great man. When he returned from prison he invented soap on a rope. |
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Collectors of womens panties, i HATE jennifer, Mayonnaise Liberation Front, FREAKS OF NATURE, Almost Live! uber alles, I fucked the drummer of CRUCI-FETUS, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, Gravy CAN be a beverage!
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captain fantasy's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Plymouth, Illinois | | Body type: | 5' 5" / More to love! | | Religion: | Scientologist | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | head of security, Victoria's Secret | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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About me:
I have 4 cats Jake, Russle, Socks and Mr Poopers. Mr Poopers has bowel problems he makes little poopies all over the house. Now Russle Is always eating the little poopies around the house he is like furry vacuum cleaner . When Jake was a kitten I was kitten friend Mell thought it would be funny If we made Mr Poopers ride Jake around like a little horse but Mr Poopers is a big cat and well to make a long story short Jake is now in a kitty wheelchair some how I feel like it was Mells fault. Socks is a black and white cat that looks like he is wearing socks. He is a hyper cat and hard to keep tied down or locked up. I try the put a thin coat of glue in his fur to keep him from getting loose but with no luck all that did is leave clumps hair all over the house. that is enuf about my cats now about me. I am a man of the world I eat fine cheeses and fight bulls. I am the man that keeps homeless people safe at night the man that sleeps but only for an hour or two a night thinking about hazelnuts and how the female reproductive organs work. I cry at night and eat baked beans cold out of the can with a dirty butter knife. This is the man known as Captain Fantasy.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet a woman who has a faint smell of tuna fish and can "rock my world". My cats will love you and we'll have plenty of time to "rock" together.
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