About me:

Caution: I am quirky.

If I had to wear a suit to work every day, I would be one happy woman.
And if I could wear fishnets and plaid skirts to work every day, and dye my hair blue and they wouldn't care, I would be a happy woman.
And if I had to wear jeans and a trashy shirt to work because it will definitely get ruined by the end of the day, I would be a happy woman.
And if I didn't even have to get dressed before going to work because the commute consisted of making it to my computer - then I would be living my everyday life as it stands right now.
...there are not many things in this world that I would shy away from doing. In fact, the more intimidating something appears to be, the more attracted to it I become.

I am a gypsy.
Don't ever expect me to be somewhere very long, but do expect me to be somewhere twice.
I have hitchhiked across the country once, and missed about 6 states along the way. Soon enough, wanderlust will take me on that journey again.
Hitchhiking has given me a decidedly "Non-New England" perspective on life. I don't expect anyone to agree with me on anything - but when agreements do happen, it is a rare and beautiful experience.
I tend to keep almost everyone at a distance until they have proven to me they make decisions without their television.

I'm very good at sticking my foot in my mouth.
And probably the most flexible person I know, because that foot is in my mouth about every 3 seconds. Sometimes I really suck at life.

I love storms.
Thunderstorms, hurricanes, tornados, and even just simple rain.
Tsunamis, tidal waves, earthquakes, and volcanos excite me too. Nature is a force to be reckoned with!

Thinking about the apocalypse fills me with glee.
Like the fact we can't destroy everything even if we launched every single nuke. Some will survive to exist in a derelict post-apocalyptic world. And I say - YAAAAY!!!
I like fictional stories about the apocalypse too - like Jeremiah, Heroes, The Day After Tomorrow, 1984, and Atlas Shrugged.

And yet, I am such a positive and calm person.
Perhaps because I have already considered the worst case scenario, every day life doesn't seem so intimidating.

I Believe...
There is not so much a "Higher Power" as there is a "Higher Energy."
All of existence is made of energy. Therefore, all things can manipulate all other things.
The purpose of existence is to improve.
Money is a means to an end, not an end itself. In other words, I work to live, I don't live to work.
Retirement is an illusion. Life is meant to be lived as you prefer every single day - not sometime in the future.
Your joy is your own responsibility.
My purpose in life is to help those who want to be helped become who they want to be - if I can. And if I can't, then I don't have enough information, and I must learn more.
Trust nobody to give the full and honest story - but trust everyone to at least try their best according to their own ethics.
Judge people based on your own personal experiences only. Heresay is not permitted in court for good reason.
Fix, don't bitch.
It's always a good idea to know all of your exits - including the ambulance.



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