Jeremiah
Jeremiah You're gonna carry that weight....

Male
102 years old
Grapevine, Texas
United States



Last Login: 7/8/2009
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    Jeremiah's Interests
GeneralHistory, anime, video games, philosophy, geology, quantum mechanics, mountain climbing, bike riding, animals, biology, psychology, sticking it to the man, public urination.
MusicZebrahead, The Pillows, Yoko Kanno and the Seatbelts, Bobby Darin, Good Riddance, Miles Davis, Dinosaur Jr., Buffalo Tom, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Reel Big Fish, Tsunami Bomb, Rise Against, White Zombie (not Rob Zombie), Nine Inch Nails, Gravity Kills, The Who, Slow Roosevelt, Charlie Daniels Band (or anything with a banjo), Goldfinger, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Weird Al Yankovic, William Shatner
MoviesSpider Man 1+2, Enter the Dragon, The Game, Kill Bill, Mel Brooks films, Blade Runner, The Last Starfighter, Spirited Away, Snatch, City of God, Pirates of the Carribean, Falling Down, Jeremiah Johnson (I was named after this movie), Training Day, Seven, Boondock Saints, Stanley Kubrick films, 28 Days Later, X-Men 1+2, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Princess Bride, Apocalypse Now, The Ghost and the Darkness, Ghostbusters, Willow, The Life Aquatic, Shaun of the Dead, Supersize Me, Indiana Jones trilogy, Saving Private Ryan, Batman Begins, Clue, Serenity, Kevin Smith films
TelevisionFirefly, Wonderfalls, Family Guy, MST3K, Band of Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Paranoia Agent, FLCL (Fooly Cooly), Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Outlaw Star
BooksLots and lots of history books on many different subjects, Harry Turtledove books, the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Orson Scott Card, James Alan Gardner, Lord Byron
HeroesSpider Man, Jim Hightower, Roosevelt (Teddy and FDR), Optimus Prime (old school Optimus, not that new Michael Bay wussified version)
.. You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man. After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills.

The Amazing Spider-Man

83%

Batman, the Dark Knight

79%

Indiana Jones

71%

Captain Jack Sparrow

67%

William Wallace

63%

Lara Croft

50%

Maximus

50%

Neo, the "One"

50%

The Terminator

38%

James Bond, Agent 007

38%

El Zorro

33%

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     Jeremiah's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Carrollton, Texas
Body type:6' 0"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Income:Less than $30,000

   Jeremiah's Schools
University Of North Texas
Denton,Texas
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: History
 

2005 to Present

   Jeremiah's Companies
BJ's
Lewisville, Texas US
Godlike Purveyor of Foodstuffs
Delivery like a mothafucka

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About me:
So this one time I was driving my car and I stopped at a stop light and happened to glance out my passenger side window and saw the most fucked-up thing. There were these two guys, one of them had a bat, just beating the shit out of this poor bastard laying on the sidewalk. I could kinda tell from the way he was laying there that he was unconscious or dead but there was blood coming out of his ears so I think they killed him. Needless to say, I hauled ass outta there as fast as I could. I got home and told my mom about and she got scared and said, "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought man forget it, "yo holmes to Bel-Air". I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo holmes, smell ya later". Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
Who I'd like to meet:
Vladimir Putin. The Parker Brothers. Yoda. Rommel. Stephen Hawking. John Cusack. Bruce Campbell.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jeremiah
Birthday:July 12
Birthplace:I just kind of congealed somewhere
Current Location:At a computer
Eye Color:Blue? I don't gaze into my own eyes much.
Hair Color:Dirty
Height:6 foots
Right Handed or Left Handed:Why ask about my masturbation habits?
Your Heritage:Scum and villany
The Shoes You Wore Today:Work shoes
Your Weakness:Women
Your Fears:Again women
Your Perfect Pizza:Still women
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Women?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:No
Thoughts First Waking Up:Hippos and horrid little men
Your Best Physical Feature:Easily my kidneys
Your Bedtime:This is getting kind of personal
Your Most Missed Memory:Losing my virginity, I don't remember it at all
Pepsi or Coke:Whiskey
McDonalds or Burger King:Vegetarian bitches!
Single or Group Dates:I like chopped dates with powdered sugar
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Whiskey
Chocolate or Vanilla:Whiskey?
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee
Do you Smoke:Nope
Do you Swear:On a bible?
Do you Sing:In the car and to scare small children
Do you Shower Daily:Only if someone touched me that day. MUST GET CLEAN.
Have you Been in Love:Yep
Do you want to go to College:I hope I do cause I am
Do you want to get Married:To what?
Do you belive in yourself:It's been long debated whether or not I exist
Do you get Motion Sickness:Nein
Do you think you are Attractive:It's been long debated whether or not I'm attractive.
Are you a Health Freak:No, just a regular freak
Do you get along with your Parents:As long as they don't find the bodies
Do you like Thunderstorms:They're orgasmic
Do you play an Instrument:I believe I covered that with the masturbation question
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Da
In the past month have you Smoked:Nyet
In the past month have you been on Drugs:It's been long debated whether or not I'm on drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes, but she doesn't know we did so don't tell her
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No, vanilla wafers
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:VEGETARIAN BITCHES!
In the past month have you been on Stage:No
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Only the hearts and minds of America
Ever been Drunk:Yep
Ever been called a Tease:Nope
Ever been Beaten up:Yep
Ever Shoplifted:Yep
How do you want to Die:Assasinated by a government agency for getting too close to the TRUTH
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Someone who writes dumb surveys for the internet
What country would you most like to Visit:I've already been to a lot of them, next up: JAPAN
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Blue
Favourite Hair Color:Brown/Black
Short or Long Hair:Sure
Height:Dwarves get me hot
Weight:The same as a duck
Best Clothing Style:Hooker, no wait, Crack whore
Number of Drugs I have taken:Including those prescribed by state psychiatrists?
Number of CDs I own:138? 257? I don't know and I'm not counting
Number of Piercings:That I have or have performed on unwilling others?
Number of Tattoos:1, planning to get more
Number of things in my Past I Regret:This survey

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 The Greek Apocalypse of Ezra 





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The Greek Apocalypse of Ezra

Ezra Celeste



Jul 10 2009 7:56 AM

If you're not at my party, I'll throw Clue in the pool sir.
OH I WILL.
I WILL!!!
WASHINGTON

WASHINGTON



May 28 2009 1:24 AM

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The Greek Apocalypse of Ezra

Ezra Celeste



Feb 20 2009 4:51 AM

uh oh. dumped eh?
pfft. Girls. Who needs em.
Buncha jerks.
The old Ezra is resurfacing, making a couple of appearances here and there, but she still needs a good punch in the face probably to fully bring her back to the state of illogical nonsensical in-normality.
*Punches herself*
The Greek Apocalypse of Ezra

Ezra Celeste



Feb 9 2009 4:07 AM

SO.
I finally have a job at the coolest bar in Denton. Cool Beans. Yep.

(is it bad that I think my manager is really really good looking? get back to me...)
lol
p.s.- Clue is still in my pants. Oh yes.
Deputy Gonzales

Deputy Gonzales



Jan 17 2009 1:43 AM

PS your price sheet is in the mail.
Deputy Gonzales

Deputy Gonzales



Jan 17 2009 1:43 AM

Look I hardly think 2 people thinking I am a prostitute counts for anything but you walk around with your hoe face out for the world to see.
Deputy Gonzales

Deputy Gonzales



Jan 16 2009 7:16 AM

Hoe Face, what's shakin' in your cute little hoe face world?
The Greek Apocalypse of Ezra

Ezra Celeste



Jan 10 2009 4:40 PM

Whoa. I was just listening to 'Golden Slumbers'...then I noticed your tagline and it was exactly what I was singing. And my tagline is 'Golden' because of that song. WHOA.
WHOA.
Anyways, just to let you know, whoever you decide to date [I just can't keep up with you anymore, you're becoming such a man-whore :) ] will never get back Clue from me. I keep it in my bra, and when needed in my pants. And I don't wear panties Jeremiah. I'll fight to the death before letting someone take that from my hands, and in case you don't remember, I'm a heartless hag. I'll destroy anyone.
: )
We must hang out.
But don't let anyone poison me ok? *shudders*
The Greek Apocalypse of Ezra

Ezra Celeste



Jan 4 2009 1:48 PM

awww what a good song...
hey. I kinda miss you. We should kinda hang out sometime.
Remember those times when we'd hang out...and I'd steal your movies?!
Yah. I liked those times.
-:-ASIAN-:- [persuasion]

-:-ASIAN-:- [persuasion]



Dec 31 2008 8:59 PM

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Hope you have a good one!
Jessica

Jessica



Nov 27 2008 10:00 PM






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Nov 18 2008 7:37 PM

i saw you!walking out of target...yesterday i think..were you shopping or just being the usual bj's errand boy?
Katie and Bubba Randal's Mom

Katie and Bubba Randal's Mom



Nov 10 2008 2:27 AM

Hey give us a call we haven't heard from you in a long time!!!
Jessica

Jessica



Oct 27 2008 2:07 PM

look who still uses myspace sometimes! I MISS YOU!! how are ya?
Katie and Bubba Randal's Mom

Katie and Bubba Randal's Mom



Sep 27 2008 3:11 AM

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Jul 15 2008 2:40 AM

wheeeeere haaaave u beeeen...i havent seeeen u in forever...
Slimer

Slimer



Jul 14 2008 8:12 AM

haha u dumb ass nice "about me"! how was ur b-day? hope u had more fun than going to BWW!
jANUARY

jANUARY



Jul 11 2008 10:31 PM

Happy (semi-early) Birthday!!
Slimer

Slimer



Jun 6 2008 7:49 AM

Rancid 6/16 at the Granada...
Slimer

Slimer



May 11 2008 6:38 AM

HEY POOP HEAD!... when r we gonna hang out?
Slimer

Slimer



Apr 4 2008 10:29 PM

May 9th Authority Zero w/ Pennywise @ The Granada

June 14th Rancid @ The Granada

you said your girl wanted to go to a punk show, so there you go. I'm gonna try to go to both of thoes shows, hit me up if u and sarah go.
smell ya later!
The Greek Apocalypse of Ezra

Ezra Celeste



Apr 3 2008 7:50 AM

how's it going buddy?
Tiffany Jentsch

Tiffany Jentsch



Mar 29 2008 3:15 PM

hey jamimah!! just droppin in to check on ya and see how you were doing. it was great seeing you, fucked up conditions, but nice to see your face. i know that was probably one of the most fucked up days EVER, just wanted to see if anything has sunk in yet. i'm still trying to believe it myself.

have you gotten a unicycle yet?
The Greek Apocalypse of Ezra

Ezra Celeste



Mar 18 2008 9:49 AM

lol.
So I ended up taking the job at Dave and Buster's, btw. The amount of money I would be making was very tempting, so I tried it out, and they weren't kidding. I am now a proud member of the D&B cocktail crew. woot woot. So you should come in sometime. Get wasted. Play Games. Get wasted AND play games, AH! You know, the works. lol.
And then at some point, coffee and sushi should happen! NOW! ok, not now now, but later now. Not too later. YOu get the point.
The Greek Apocalypse of Ezra

Ezra Celeste



Mar 13 2008 8:20 AM

so...
i broke my own promise to cease the jerping. It happened again...*frowns*
(not the same person, someone my roommate knows...)
BUT. No weird stalking as of yet to be reported...lol.
But keep your phone on at all times, just in case.
And hey. Let's get sushi and coffee soon!
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