Back in the mid-1990’s, during the Chicago punk rock renaissance, Scott, former Governor of Nebraska, had a band called Dickforshort. Despite the success that many other bands were having at the time, Dickforshort kept themselves away from that success, thanks to the name, lack of motivation, and error-filled recordings.
They broke up in 2001 and Scott joined The Rolemodels. Despite the track record with Dickforshort, The Rolemodels released some albums, toured, opened for some popular bands, but attracted a mostly male fan base and eventually ended with a knife fight.
In 2004, Jamey had a band called Laugh To Scorn; Scott joined as the singer. A couple years later, after developing a reputation for making fun of the fan base’s mothers, this band met its end also.
Fast forward to 2007. Scott ran into Jamey after his UFC championship fight, in which he lost. Jamey was upset and vulnerable from the loss he just endured, so he agreed to start a band him.
They started practicing, but one piece was missing, and they decided that piece was most likely the bass guitar. The first person to show up was Ray, a scientist who was made famous from his invention of batteries, came to try out, then informed the three that he was the new bass player, thus forming Moving Target.
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I love the Bio. And women around the world thank your Bassist for the invention of the battery. Im just sayin'... You're only missing one thing. Ridiculously hot groupies. I think I know how to rectify that situation. ;)
