THe Anal Blisters is a one man indie pop/electronic/experimental/black metal lol! project by Ohio's most important person ever Aaron Moyer. Aaron was born inside a womb that was pimped out, all the other fetuses was hatin on it. It had rims and an iced out umbilical cord. He would eventually be born and become the most amazing human ever. He started his rap career as Big ICEE' like the slush drinks you get from Sam's Club but it was too ahead of its time, "niggaz just want to get crunk not brunk", a saying he made up that makes no sense at all. When he entered the 10th grade his English teacher introduced him into the world of rock and his soon to be idol Mike Patton is is when Aaron changed his sound from gangsta beats and stylin on niggaz to experimental stuff that takes no talent to play. At press time Aaron just graduated from a urban high school (and by urban I mean black and unproductive) where his music is never heard except by me... I mean him because his music is so awesome its the only thing worth listening to.
LOL now watch me chew!! I am still laughing!! sadly though ur music if you could call it that is the absolute worst sounding shit ive ever heard.. EVER!! and you should kill urself just for creating it. God its AWFUL. stick to rhyming bout rediculous shit like pizzahut cuz at least its hilarious.. but you & a guitar is just shitty, shitty, shitty garbage.. AWFUL
Hey Aaron. Your Mike Vick song is kick him in the nuts cool! Your profile kicked my ass too! Keep on writing and expressing cause good things will happen!. You still playing that guitar? Dan and Jason
