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EP--What do you fear the most?
MP-- Lobsters crawling out of my ears.
EP--Tell me about your childhood?
MP--I was born on March 21 in the usual style to one set of parents. Grew up in the shade of Equinox Mtn. I always had dirty hands and muddy feet. I stopped combing my hair at age seven.
EP--When did you start performing?
MP-- It was on the theatrical stage. I think I was three or so. I played a rock. Actually, in a way, I guess I was the star of the show, being that it was called "The Scary Rock." My only lines were growls.
EP--What's your favorite colour?
MP--Red.
EP--What are the last 5 books you've read?
MP--"Against the Day" by Thomas Pynchon, "The Old Weird America" by Greil Marcus, "The Power of Myth" by Joseph Campbell, "Jitterbug Perfume" by Tom Robbins and some short strories by O. Henry.
EP--Favorite vegetable?
MP-- Beets, of course.
EP--Have you heard the story of George Turklebaum?
MP--George Turklebaum worked for the same company for over 30 years as a proof reader. He was found dead at his desk one Saturday morning by the cleaning staff. Autopsy revealed that he had died early Monday morning of a heart attack, hunched over his desk. He was proof reading a manual for what to do in case someone around you is having a heart attack. Here's the thing though, his coworkers didn't notice that they were working next to a dead man for the whole five day work week. TRUE STORY. I guess the moral of the story could be--don't work too hard--cause no one gives a shit anyway.
EP--How would you like to die?
MP--Um---I don't think I would like to.
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