The Pizzaman
"streetsofpizza.com"

Male
36 years old
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
United States



Last Login:5/18/2008
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    The Pizzaman's Interests
Music"Pizza Deliverance" - the Drive-By Truckers
Movies"Mr Deeds" - you know, that Adam Sandler movie where he plays a Pizzaman who inherits a bazillion dollars.
Heroes"The Snake" - The longest serving pizzaman I know - 13 years!

     The Pizzaman's Details
Status:Single
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn



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   The Pizzaman's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a Pizzaman in MPLS.
I've delivered over 15,000 pizzas.
I have a blog via City Pages: StreetsOfPizza.com
I'm a handsome devil.

From Yahoo.com:
The Streets of Pizza: True Tales of Deliverance
The Pizza Man prowls the streets of Minneapolis and St. Paul, dropping off pies and picking up stories. He chronicles his escapades on a gritty blog (hosted by local alternative weekly CityPages) that reads like a stiff cocktail of Dashiell Hammett, Charles Bukowski, and Statler and Waldorf. Pizza Man's seen it all, from vehicular kitty-cide ("The sound was brief but sickening, for I knew I had extinguished another life force on this planet,") to belligerent drunks ("'You wanna go?' I asked, my hands starting to ball into fists,") and lonely ladies in motel rooms ("They're usually indifferent, they just want some pizza. I don't think I even register on their radar,"). He's also no stranger to grim genuflection: "Songs on my iPod that I would be ok with hearing, if it was the last song I heard: 'Sweet Virginia,' The Stones, 'Pancho & Lefty,' Nelson/Dylan, and 'Proud Mary,' Credence." Ride on, Pizza Man.

From the Minneapolis Star Tribune:
The Streets of Pizza blog offers “true tales of deliverance” (with judiciously placed obscenities) by Pizza Man, who delivers in Minneapolis. His stories are funny, sad and insightful. On one night’s rounds, he compares delivering a $52.50 order to a group of rich, older men in a huge house who give him $55 (”there’s a little extra for you”) with a $19.25 order delivered to a disabled man in an assisted-living apartment building who’s blind and has underdeveloped arms. Flipper Boy, as he’s called, generously gives Pizza Man $25 and asks a favor: “Could you tell me what my shirt says?… My girlfriend sent it to me and I don’t know what it says, what it looks like.” Pizza Man happily complies and then realizes on his way out, “Flipper Boy has a girlfriend and I don’t?” In another blog entry, he offers five reasons why his dilapidated Pizzacar is like longtime Star Tribune sports columnist Sid Hartman, including that it “somehow, against all reason and logic, keeps going.”
Who I'd like to meet:
Kind Pizzalovers, Big Tippers, Don Shelby

   The Pizzaman's Friend Space (Top 7)
The Pizzaman has 137 friends.
 Corey 


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 Nagel 


 Pete 


 christa 


 DANO 


 Ms. Massacre 





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Jean





May 24 2008 5:01 AM

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May 19 2008 3:32 AM

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Nagel





Nov 22 2007 10:43 PM

long may you run
Justin





Nov 19 2007 1:43 AM

Hey! my new friend emily really likes you, so add her msn she really wants to talk to you emily21myspace@hotmail.com
jACKzON





Nov 4 2007 6:03 PM

bp (aka paddington bear)





Sep 27 2007 8:24 AM

DANO





Aug 13 2007 9:40 AM

Say it ain't so! Please keep sharing the stories. Nothing crazy ever happens on the southside beat, just normal suburban impatientce.

Front Door Opens, Customer: "You're Late!"

ME: Oh Sorry,(It's Friday night at about 7:00 PM in the suburbs)It's been 46 minutes since you ordered, the phone person should have told you 45 minutes to 1 hour. Did they?

THEM: "They did, and you're late!"

ME: Again I'm Sorry

THEM: "Well you don't deserve a tip, but here's one anyway!"

ME: Gee Thanks. (It was a check written for 75 cents over the total amount.)

Anyhow, thanks for the stories Pizza Man. If something outrageous happens in the future, i hope you can take the time to share it with us.

Thanks again, DANO
mar**





Aug 5 2007 12:29 PM

You are such a great writer. You truly are. If I ever get the chance to have a pizza delivered again in my life, the Pizzaman will get at least a $10/tip and it is because of you and all you put up with.
Sanguinet





Aug 4 2007 10:30 AM

$24.41 + 20.41 does not = $45.41. Will you please come teach me math? We very very much owe you a tip. I've TONS of guilt that I screwed up so badly. please come visit us so that i can learn some math and you can be rightfully compensated. (my excuse is that i was too excited to finally see you!!!!!)
xoxo
Joe





Jul 24 2007 1:57 PM

I like Pizza.
smarty





Jul 17 2007 9:25 AM

Yo! Pizzaman. Indeed, Darwinism does not come into play near enough in today's world....
fairleas





Mar 20 2007 5:58 PM

You should compile your blog posts into a book...then maybe you'd make enough money to be the "Author Formerly Known As 'The Pizzaman'"!
Amy





Mar 16 2007 2:08 PM

I used to ride around with my -ex who delivered pizza, crazy job. Also, he borrowed my car once and totalled it. Pretty much the end of that relationship. Keep up the good work.
ben





Mar 5 2007 1:09 PM

Thanks for adding. I've got about 5 years total pie slinging experience myself, but can't compete with you.
Keep blogging man, good stuff.
smarty





Feb 13 2007 12:59 PM

Hey Pizzaman...just sending a little love. Been thinking about you during this crazy cold snap - Paul Douglas said it was the coldest stretch of weather since 1996! :-p
Jen





Feb 11 2007 4:49 AM

Hey Pizzaman! Just dropping by to say hey! I'm looking forward to your next post (hint, hint!). How's your new car holding up??
Nagel





Jan 24 2007 8:41 PM

You've delivered over 15,000 pizzas?

Did you get something like a gold plated u-joint when you hit that mark?
Dana Dane





Jan 18 2007 12:39 PM

I have been reading you on City Pages even when I moved away from Minnesota. Keep up the god work. Oops, and the good work too. I can't type worth crap. Ii started coming to myspace just because of you, but i mostly blog on Y360. Even if you stop delivering I will still read if you write.
DANO





Jan 11 2007 9:56 AM

Here's to you and the other fellow drivers, as we take on the look of pizza sherpa's this cold snap in the MPLS. and surrounding BURBS! (STAY WARM!)
smarty





Jan 10 2007 9:21 AM

Pizzaman!! We want a new blog!

Hope your "new" car is running good.
joey





Jan 9 2007 10:32 PM

Hey pizzaman you haven't posted an article recently. Hope your holidays and new years went well. KC pizzas we're fair at best, but I'm alive. Anyways have a fun time!
Silvers





Jan 7 2007 1:13 AM

thanks for the add,your articles fucking rock
THE LAYNEO





Jan 6 2007 9:59 AM

PIZZAMAN, YOU FUCKING RULE.
Aaron





Dec 31 2006 6:28 AM

Jen





Dec 14 2006 4:31 PM

Hey Pizzaman! Just dropping a note to say hello! Hope everything is
going as smooth as can be on the Streets of Pizza! Can't wait for your next update!
Mikey





Dec 12 2006 2:56 PM

Thanks for the add pizzaman! Love your blogs. Former pizzaman here myself....don't let the assholes get you down. Keep enlightening the masses on the lonely world of the pizzaman!!
Jasen.





Dec 4 2006 9:28 PM

Way to enlighten the masses about pizza-driverdom. Keep on doin' whatcha do.
Jen





Oct 30 2006 5:08 PM

Sorry to hear about your shitty night, Pizzaman. I hope you're having better days! I really hope things work out with your car!
♥ jessica ♥





Oct 30 2006 3:13 PM

omg...i love your blog....i understand everything you go through...im a waitress...keep on keepin on, you're my hero...lol
Katie





Oct 30 2006 9:31 AM

I heard that Domino's supports Operation Rescue.
Amy





Oct 29 2006 7:18 PM

Nice post! Glad you're back
Pegasaurus





Oct 19 2006 10:15 PM

What up. You should blog about how awesome I am ;) I'll give you at least a 30% tip.
Clint





Oct 17 2006 6:13 PM

Thanks again for another great post. I'm glad you got an apology, even if it was after the fact. Halfway through the story I was like, "See? These people are all power-tripping jerks!" I'm glad that's not always the case.
THIS fucking guy...





Oct 14 2006 11:47 AM

Thanks for the add. I am a fellow pizzeria worker, although I work in the kitchen, so I probably don't have to put up with half the shit you do. Keep up the good work!
Pete





Oct 10 2006 1:58 PM

I wouldn't mind seeing a few posts on here or maybe a bulletin whenever you put something up on your 'offical' blog. It would help keep me in the know about crackhoes and rich assholes in Minneapolis. I'm compelled to read it.
Jacque





Oct 4 2006 10:47 AM

You blog is hilarious! I love reading about your encounters! Glad to see you are posting again...
Jon





Oct 2 2006 9:29 PM

Thanks for the add. I love reading about your adventures delivering in Minneapolis.
ElChinoLoco





Sep 29 2006 11:48 PM

Thanks for keeping me entertained with all the wonderful stories! You've got a hell of a lot over patience with those people then I'll ever have.
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