Mr. Funsun

About me:

Aloha Human Beings: Your consideration, association and friendship shall all ways be appreciated. All offers or barter; for work, play, politics, and/or Love shall logically be considered. I am ABSOLUTE SUPERVISION; and can provide help for any type of business or transaction and provide what ever paper-work needed: legally binding; contracts, receipts, and mutual agreements. I will consider all offers for work, or barter, compensate me a percentage of what is earned or collected or I will accept an hourly wage. I offer my supervision services for any type business, even your inner-visions. My specialty is hospitality; I have a decade of experience as an effective apartment manager and property supervisor. I am ready to supervise any enterprize; I have experience with food and drink, living space, accounting for any income while providing vandal proof protection and security, I improve balance sheets and heartbeats. I have soul-full empathy and intellectual ability to help supervise anybody, many bodies, and any business. I am available for a 100 minute consultation or a lifelong association. I enhance existences and generate positive energy to prosper everyone; thus, helping our economy with win-win situations! My entire existence is invested in Los Angeles, California, USA; I have reputable sources for whatever service or product you seek; from making movies to changing diapers, I provide assistance. I seek loans and investors, to purchase properties and businesses especially apartment buildings for a fair profit. We can construct multi use buildings with ecological materials that will ergonomically endure for a century. I also accept gifts/donations of time/help, funds, transportation, any valuable substance or item, anything unwanted, any type of financial help to facilitate our establishing World peace and prosperity! For help: whom ever you are; whatever circumstances, however, whenever; contact me. I am appreciatively: a Catholic-American-capitalistic-comrade, a Green Partying-gun carrying motorcyclist, I Love Ladies/seek progeny, and I am homegrown in Los Angeles; I am absolutely at your service 24/7 ! Aloha and Mahalo, mr-funsun. 323.258-4434 Who am I? I am who I am; I am a high bred human constantly improving my self as I sanitize my sanity by philosophically and peacefully politicizing to preserve our planet. I was born a North American United States citizen as Robert Torres; I believe in miracles and I have witnessed the extraordinary. I am naturally resilient which helped me survive experiences of danger and possible death; I thank God, and my ancestors, the universal vibrations and my agility that I endured many attempts to extinguish my existence. I cordially speak, read, and write; English, Spanish, Computer-ease, and I am especially proficient in the language of Love. I love Mexico and my Mexican/Latino-European heritage but more significantly I embrace my birthplace Los Angeles, California, USA, the home of my birth, and currently, the home of my choice. Thus, I shall legally change my name to FESTUNIOUS FORTUNATUS FUNSUN to Americanize my surname, demand my right to be festive as a cartoon character while enjoying prosperity and proclaim opposition to the violence destroying our planet by confounding computers. I am a content human loving life and I enjoy existing artistically. I was taught in US constitutional law class that a society can be revolutionized through its Art. Therefore, I love all forms of Art and artistic expression especially fine art, all music, theater, television, and movies. The visual art contained in my photos are the creations of others some of whom I list some shall remain unnamed. I exist as a lacto-vegetarian, yet, occasionally I eat meat socially, I party moderately, I stay alert, and I behave practically while humane at all times. I am clean, sober, sane, and have been arrest free for over 30 years since I graduated from the house of corrections with love and affection! I offer to officially sell my time, labor, and ability to earn or barter for whatever; also I offer researched advice for all life’s possibilities or complications, I have a professional philosophy, general knowledge, and a unique legal perspective on all subjects/cases. I was raised in southern California: I enjoyed being; a bottle-boy stocked soda and beer bottles, bagged groceries and learned to operate a cash register by age 12, an alter-boy when the Catholic Church was pure and the Mass was in Latin, a newspaper-boy delivered the local paper; News Herald and Journal then the L.A. Herald Examiner then the L.A. Times and helped stock newspaper machines for USA Today, a bugle-boy learned to play trumpet in Jr. high school band then budget cuts in High School forced me to choose industrial arts rather than music and a book-encyclopedia-boy voracious young reader later worked in C.S.U.L.A. library circulation department, loved browsing or researching through the books of knowledge eventually enjoyed life sharing knowledge as an World Book encyclopedia salesperson for a decade. Then billionaire Warren Buffet bought out World-Book encyclopedia company; ended World-Book financing and unemployed all home sales people; surrendering to the computer revolution, thus, he dumbed down America by denying poor people access to literacy. Now people can only order the encyclopedias if they are affluent enough to purchase or possess credit. My Religious-Philosophical-Political-Pacifism: Just Imagine: JESUS would; 1. End Executions 2. End All Wars 3. End All Nukes 4. End Drug War 5. End 3 Strikes Law 6. Give health care! So Shall Green Party! Happy Holidays for 2012! Please be logical and loving as JESUS CHRIST and Vote4Peace by registering, voting, and Promoting the GREEN PARTY to victory in all elections globally to accomplish Planetary Peace and Prosperity! Please end all wars to feed our world and save our planet by Preserving oxygen/oceans…we are all brethren breathing air! FORGIVE and FORGET the past because violent revenge/retribution will extinct us. In the Holy and honorable names of: Jesus, Mohamed, Confucius, Buda, Krishna, all prophets of peace and members of all human groups including the Bahia’s, The Universal Vibration, Mother Earth, Karma, Gnostics, Agnostics, Vegans, and Atheists; I seek loyal people to help save the whales and preserve our planet through righteousness, ecologically honest and generous business practices. JESUS and Gandhi all prophets agreed and proclaimed NO violence: Gandhi said: eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind. JESUS admonished; “eye for an eye is of the synagogue of satan!” JESUS also demanded that when a person is struck on the face they should “turn the other cheek” rather than seek violent revenge. Thus, after 9-11 the United States should have ‘turned the other cheek’ exemplifying Pacifism and with that horrendous attack America would have paid for all past sins of violence My life’s positive energy and my MySpace page are dedicated to humans peacefully co-existing! I honor John Lennon’s, suggestion; please grow your hair for Peace! To visually demonstrate for peace, I have not cut my hair nor shaved my beard; since Mr. Lennon’s murder! I am not an establishment endorser; both major political parties Demopublican and Republicrat, are obviously anti-human, therefore, I shall not resemble the establishment war-mongers who destroy our oxygen/water supply! We must stop the War-on-Drugs to end all Wars: PLEASE; all people in the FREE WORLD blessed with elections, vanquish violence with your united Green Party votes! We must deactivate all nuclear reactors and weapons. Religious rebellion, wars, and revolutions were necessary because of violent political/religious suppression and persecution, thus, necessitating retribution. Now; the New World Order can not continue to destroy our planet if we in the FREE WORLD unite in LOVE and vote solidly for Planetary Peace and Liberty. The right to vote equals a NON-violent revolution but the Sheeple of the United States are frustrated financially and psychologically therefore they neglect to participate in elections to reform the system of corporate thieves and war-mongers that plunder our natural resources and destroy our habitat. Religions were established to promote peace and tranquility with the exception of Islamists who were forced to rebel against corrupt and or drunken Christians who were plundering and murdering good people in the name of GOD. I offer my sincere apologies to all people whom the United States and or Catholics/Christians have murdered or offended: I am sorry and beg your forgiveness! We must utilize technology to establish human dignity and preserve our planet. The military-industrial-university-pharmaceutical complex-establishment would rather build bombs and medicate than bake Love-Cake; because most US people fantasize and neglect the reality of desperation. Seventy percent of eligible US citizens are not voting. Whatever their reasons for not voting; this allows the diabolical people to direct a silent majority to destruction and death with their votes for violence and vengeance! JESUS said: “Love your neighbor” and “turn your other cheek” therefore, all revenge, warfare, the war on drugs, executions, all violent people are illogical and contrary to Love, Logic, and Religious reasoning. Our duty as human beings is for longevity while helping to preserve our planet! Obviously; all humans can prosper without warfare which is destroying our habitat: How many more bombs and fires can our atmospheres endure? It is diabolical to replicate the sun on earth to produce energy this heat producing method (nuclear reactors) which destroys our habitat. People of the world, especially my fellow American citizens, please unite to help the United States; we are suffering from “Diabolical Disorientation” instituted by the 'Establishment of war-mongers' which enforces “American Advanced Apartheid” by penalty of death. American society is serving the ‘synagogue of satan’ (to quote Jesus term for violent people) evidently: when most American people answer their phone or see each other; their greeting is: HELLo! Why are my American Brethren glorifying the home of the devil by saying hell-o? All Christians should be greeting each other with HEAVENo…right? I live my life with the hope of enjoying eternity in Heaven! Our love, our logic, and our righteousness are being depleted and killed by the war-mongers inventions/machines/drones of death. Please: Vote Green Party! The peace and love party is the Green Party while not perfect this is the best option to transform our planet into a place where we celebrate life while preserving our planet. The five most significant political issues of the United States Green Party are: 1. END Death penalty 2. END War on Drugs 3. END nuclear reactors and weapons 4. END 3 strikes law 5. Give health care: Universal free holistic health. Our economy is based on confidence; therefore, we all must participate in every election process to inspire confidence and delete the repressive laws and politicians that are punishing people for cultural differences. By ending the war on drugs we will improve the planet’s economy and preserve our ecosystem. Everybody should be registering, voting and promoting the Green Party to preserve our planet. Please allow me, as a Catholic American and World citizen, to apologize again to all people and cultures for the stupidity that passes for governmental/business supervision in the USA. America should be the leader in NON-violent love; promoting knowledgeable prosperity and peace for our planet. Instead we are being fenced in to the United States of America; a country neglected by the majority of its inhabitants who fail to vote. Now only wealthy people are able to purchase passports for the privilege of exit and reentry to the U.S. I have paid for a Los Angeles birth certificate and also for a United States passport both were denied, therefore, these governments stole my money and failed to issue my birth certificate and my passport! My freedom to travel is violated and I feel confined No longer can the dishonest murdering U.S. & state governments continue to oppress humans! Will Durant said; “you can not fool all the people all the time but you can fool enough of the people to run a large country like the United States”. Many US courts: Federal, State, and Municipal are corrupt or inept and a large percentage of our income is extorted by the IRS. The Nine-Nine-Nine tax formula is excellent! A nine percent tax on corporate earnings, A nine percent tax on personal income, and A nine percent federal sales tax would evenly effectively tax everyone in US incrementally. All US citizens please unite and vote to enjoy true peace, prosperity and our right to party. We must help the US because the majority of it citizens are too scared to vote and speak for freedom from US violent governmental oppression and financial exploitation. Only the GREEN PARTY dignifies human dignity, today the United States is worse than slavery; slaves were owned and cared for, but, now people are disposable like trash! The US has more people in prison and a larger percentage of our people incarcerated than any other country! The prison industry is incorporating to profit from desperate criminal behavior; how absurd. I am an intelligent and free human being for ever more by renouncing the hypocrisy of American Advanced Apartheid which benefits the top 1% of our global society! In addition to the Green Party political platform: please help advocate and endorse the following remedies for the improvement of our planet and American society: 1. Conscription; reinstate a random draft for all people to risk military service. 2. 9-9-9 Tax; The only method which will tax everyone in US equally. 3. No Minimum Wage; As illogical as a maximum wage. 4. No Term Limits; Elections end terms or extenders; quality must endure. 5. Guaranteed Annual income; Pay citizens to stay honest and consume. 6. Reissue big US money: Large GREEN denominations facilitate commerce. 7. Raise motorcycle speed limit or issue advanced-rider licenses. We must be victorious in the computer/information revolution, thus, we must limit our dependence on machines to operate our infrastructure and we must appreciate all life on earth. For instance the abortion question can not precede the death penalty issue; it illogical to debate the fate of fetuses while governments terminate adult existences, both are abominations to God’s love. Adult humans are executed in the name of Jesus: this is crazy; anyone advocating violence, revenge, or executions is not a Christian! Thank you: I am wishing all creatures on our planet; health, peace, and Love!