Early-Bird-Catches-The-Perm
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- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
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May 10 2007 6:06 PM
I trust your beaver, Simon, is patient? If so, I could very much use his needs on my staff, of which there are many already. However, I could always need a beaver in my midst. As for your request, considering the amount of money it will cost to afford a space I very much doubt you will be able to afford it. I suggest you think about one of my more smaller passages for your pencil to slide forth and lay comfortably to rest after a climatic days' driving.
I await your response as my portfolio is vast and bulges.
Yours,
Mr LA Superglue
Apr 21 2007 11:46 AM
I was about to extend, large, also a threat to you about the aggression in your second communication. But it seems the sentence structureer has struck once forth and I shall retract my large threat from your aggressive nature and put it firmly back in the fridge.
I have concurred with Ms. Emmin in this most heinous of situations I must admit. Her space, and my it is vast I tell you, far be it for me to 'big-up' the space to which you previously inquired upon but, I unfortunately must report the space won't be up for rental until 6 months from yesterday.
Oh my, I completely forgot you had my wife and kids. Keep them. If you can find the kids that is. To be honest, I no longer have a use for them at this time in my life. Money is tight enough as it is and I am currently having to pay off my Ferrari to which the money from Ms. Emmin and my other parking permits will cover. For now. But. And. I might have another space coming up soon hold on... ...I have just checked the books and Old Boy Old will have vacated the space on Truncheonmeat Lane, it is small enough for a pencil but I would say adequate for your needs. Also, a bargin at €1500, per annum, per week. Please let me know what you think?? Perhaps I shall show you the goods first before you rent me.
I hope to all that is glorious in the world and heaven above that we speak soon.
Good Day.
Mr. L.A. Superglue
Apr 15 2007 5:07 PM
Thank you for your application for said parking space adjacent to the goose's armpit. Unfortunately, the permit has been granted to a Ms. Emmin of Londonshire. I believe she is an artist and unlike pencils like your good self, she drive beds in her knickers. I too have a dirty mind. I do hope you found the book you were looking for. If not, then I can recommend "How to Trap Your Neck in a Guitar String Whilst Changing One, Thus Potentially Killing Oneself." by Mark Knopfler, it has lovely pictures in it.
I wish you luck in your search for a permit, this is a big place and you are sure to find another space. I suggest to try the waxy groin of Ainsley Harriot Street.
Good Luck,
Mr. Loctite Superglue.