Cannibalism, voodoo and origami!
Prank calls are fun, too.
Ummm. That's about it.
Oh, wait no - taxidermy, also. That's totally fun.
Music
TEARS FOR FEARS!!! Scala, Ben Folds, Jill Sobule, Stephen Sondheim, Van Morrison, Salt N Pepa, Daphne & Celeste, The Who, Hereward Kaye...
Movies
Amadeus The Color Purple The Shawshank Redemption Six Degrees of Separation Eve's Bayou Pulp Fiction Lovely & Amazing Searching for Bobby Fischer Donnie Darko The Chumscrubber Smile Battle Royale Troll 2 Waiting for Guffman Amelie Psycho Idiocracy Heathers Nine to Five
Television
Twin Peaks, Veronica Mars, The Muppet Show, Picket Fences, Nip/Tuck, The Office (NBC, not BBC), The Apprentice, Wonder Showzen, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, AbFab, Law & Order: SVU, Little Britain, Big Love, Weeds, Desperate Housewives, Arrested Development, King of the Hill, The Soup, The Simpsons, Freaks & Geeks, 24, Six Feet Under, Sex & the City, Soap, The Facts of Life, She's the Sherriff, Heroes, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip,
Books
Bright Lights, Big City; To Kill A Mockingbird; To Die For; Where the Sidewalk Ends; Kissing in Manhattan; and Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth, William McKinley and Me, Elizabeth.
Heroes
Lt. Ehren Watanda, Jay Bakker and Matt Kennedy Gould are my current heroes. I'll add more as people impress me.
About me: My elementary school teachers used to write on my report card: 'Bert is an acquired taste.'
I live in West Hollywood with my boyfriend, Clay, and my dogs, Lucille and Hamilton.
My play, 'Dog Sees God' will soon be coming to the big screen. Details to follow... (For rights inquiries or to request a copy of the playscript, please contact Dramatists Play Services and tell 'em 'Bert Sent You'. They probably won't know what that means, but do it anyway, cuz it's funny.)
I'm still waiting for my eureka in the bathtub.
I have no shame and even less patience.
In conclusion, remember kids, follow your dreams. Even if they're illegal and immoral. You'll thank me when you're finally dead.
Who I'd like to meet: Other Kajagoogoo enthusiasts...
hey you!! what are you up to?? I miss you, and I wish I could come over there and see you, but turns out I'm more broke than I can afford to be! no travels for ms sarah!! strictly work and...bum bum bum...summer classes! but I love you, and I can't wait for you to come home again!
Hey u Happy late b-day!!! I called you a couple days ago I miss my Berty!!! Hope you are awesome and call me when you can! I needs to catch up with you! Love you !!!! xoxoxo
