Karl
"Alright?"

Male
35 years old
London/Manchester, London and South East
United Kingdom



Last Login:8/17/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/mr_pilkington______  

    Karl's Interests
Generalrockbusters, freaks, monkeys, lookin for weird stuff on the net, editing
MusicLivin for the City, Killin of Georgie, Babooshka, that song about a little wheelchair fella, In The Ghetto just anything with a little story going on an that
MoviesThe Elephant man is me favorite film, Kes, Planet of the Apes, Freaks
Televisionanything thats weird and that, nature programs
HeroesThe Elephant Man, Winstone Churchill, David Attenbrough, Patrick Moore, Jamie Oliver

     Karl's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Manchester
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:Paperboy/Producer
Income:$75,000 to $100,000



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About me:
Alright? Me names Karl and i grew up on a council estate in Manchester, but at the moment i live in London, its rubbish, but i can earn more money down here. I was the head of production at Xfm, which is a radio station here in london, i worked as the "producer" of the Ricky Gervais Show, but i got fed up of it, so i quit to do a paper round. I like fish fingers, potato cakes and beans, story's about monkeys, learning about stuff thats a bit weird and freaks... everyone wants to see a two headed kid! I knock about with Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant, he's a bit weird lookin, but he knows i know that, I'm fascinated with freaks like him. i never leave the house without me favourite book, 50 Best Freaks Of all time, Bloke in their with 3 legs, job was a juggler, what's the point of that? Should of been a jogger or a swimmer or something, the same goes for the fella who had no arms who fixed watches usin his feet, why pick the hardest job to do when you haven't got any arms???..... crush grapes! These are things that annoy me... Jellyfish, Octopus', Mr Freeze pops, Kidney stones, Ricky Gervais, Friends and Family and Robin Ince
Who I'd like to meet:
Winstone Churchill, Oliver the Humanzee, Hairy Chinese Kid, 3 Legged Juggler(so i could tell him to be a runner)anyone with weird stuff an that

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THIS IS A CLIP FROM ME OLD RADIO SHOW...


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Karl has 204 friends.
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Gemma





Aug 7 2008 8:17 PM

Hi Karl, I just wanted to say that you have to be the funniest man on the planet and I think Ricky and Steve give you such a hard time, I think its a shame you wont do anymore pod casts, because I've listened to the old ones so many times, but you have to do whats best for you.
Have you got anything planned for the future? I thought your book Happy Slapped by A jellyfish was so funny!! x x
timbob





Jul 31 2008 7:27 PM

Wow, it must be brilliant having loads of people telling you what to do... Just do whatever you want to, mate. I wouldn't personally go back and do something I'd already got bored of... like Joanne Brown. No way.
jim





Jul 10 2008 6:26 PM

Karl- I noticed what you just messaged on my cousin a.r.c.'s page, dont you realize that without the podcasts, there is no book or any other opportunities for you to spread your thoughts--

sometimes we have to do things that we dont feel like doin if we feel it will give us better opportunities in the future!

just do the podcasts will ya?!
A.R.C.





Jul 10 2008 6:10 PM

allright Karl..i guess i can understand that.
Its just a shame for us is all.
We love you man!
A.R.C.





Jun 19 2008 12:20 AM

Karl,
You sound a bit of a complainer on the NME show my man.
WHY DONT YOU JUST DO MORE PODCASTS!
its hilarious.
Server too busy





Apr 19 2008 4:15 PM

Karl your my hero
Brett - Spectrum Productions





Apr 11 2008 12:29 AM

www. annoykarl. com ... c'mon Karl!
Danny





Apr 7 2008 12:16 PM

Thank rickys new blog for finding this amazing video

Danny





Mar 19 2008 1:31 PM

Hey KARL, get your arse outta KENT and get back to london... we need more podcasts!!!

although the new diary/blog ricky is doing on his website is filling the void for now, we need new podcasts please!

http://www. rickygervais. com/chimpanzee_karl. php
Danny





Feb 26 2008 10:14 AM

Oh Chimpanzee that MONKEY NEWS!!!!

http://news. bbc. co. uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7263782. stm

another monkeys got married Karl...
Evil Chicken





Feb 13 2008 10:31 PM

Karl, look in todays sun 2 ft 9 freak bodybuilder!
Danny





Jan 28 2008 1:24 PM

alright karl?

just been on the look out for some monkey news and found this, thought you might wanna take a look.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2701842.html

a little monkey film star fella is gonna write its lifes story!
Jay





Jan 28 2008 8:58 AM

Jay





Jan 27 2008 2:21 AM

Jay





Jan 26 2008 4:51 AM

andrew





Jan 3 2008 4:19 PM

hey karl add me on msn weasel.boy@hotmail.co.uk see you later cool prfile page
Sam





Dec 17 2007 11:08 PM

cheers Karl
Jay





Dec 7 2007 9:54 PM

Karl why havent u been rplieen to me emails mate
. : :[R e n n i e]: : .





Nov 28 2007 7:19 PM

Alright?

Just read happyslapped by a jellyfish, pure comedy.

Monkey News is also classic.
A.R.C.





Nov 27 2007 3:31 AM

Hey mate,
You alright?
just listened to your podcast from October. where you talk about your film idea!
Its a good idea..as long as its a comedy and Rebecca DeMornay may be older but she still looks good!

PS
When are the new podcasts starting that Ricky mentioned?

Cheers
Dan Birch





Nov 20 2007 3:01 PM

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appropriate tshirt for the occasion?
Bridgette





Nov 19 2007 11:23 PM

Hey Jacqueline sorry about that I must have given you the wrong one.
That's funny because I tried that one a while ago too, the one I gave you,
and it made me all mad because they sucked real bad, and they didn't pay too
good either they offered like sweepstakes and stuff instead of cash.
But anyways, the right site is www.1mymoney.com, it's the one I am making $650 a week with putting in about 23 hours
a week, sometimes up to like 30 hours if I'm daydreaming.
After you get your membership make sure you sign up with the companies on page
one in the members section because they are the ones that pay you the most,
I got $75 for one that took me 25 minutes today. You'll see what I'm talking
about when you get in there.
Jackie started taking them too and she's making $800 a week, it's making me
so mad because I'm the one that showed her which one to sign up with now she's
making more than me.
Alright well me and Donna are getting ready to leave now, just give me a call
or I'll catch you on here and let me know if you have any problems with your
membership. TTYS hun

J66938286
timbob





Nov 16 2007 3:01 PM

He really is turning into a tree! Bloody hippies. He could chip bits off himself to make wardrobe handles, that's a much better way to make money than being in a freak show.
jim





Nov 15 2007 9:51 PM

Karl! you have to see this if you havent already!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

he is turning into a tree!