I've decided to have this MySpace thing focus more on my skill level than on my personal disfunctionality. I wrote some words about it...want to here it? Here it goes...
I was raised by lesbian midget gangta's who aspired to one day create visual stimulation for the masses. It didn't hurt that they had a dream to one day orchestrate 70's-style porn music and therefore an audio legacy bonded with the eye candy thingamastufforother.
After learning that my lesbian midget elders where actually 7 ft. hitmen for the Chinese mafia I began to dable in fine Italian foods that oddly tasted like bento. I soon after learned of my passion for music when I was rushed to a Portand-area hospital after listening to John Denver for 847 hours straight. Soon after Mr. Denver purchased an airplane kit and crashed and I dedicated my life to music and making bento that didn't taste like Italian food.
First I published SPAMM! Magazine to support local music and pick up hot 80's chicks with bangs and spandex. Even though the magazine wasn't created until 1991 I was still praying Lita Ford would somehow beam into my room filled with Iron Maiden posters and 70's style lava lamps. Eventually the mag got picked up by Tower Records and lined the liter boxes of every cat in the universe. Son Of Spamm! Magazine was born and so were half mutated kittens with large testicles.
I went on to do specialty rock and rap radio, television and film acting and even did a stint as a personal trainer to Carrot Top while employed at Gold's Gym.
And then one day on the set of the film 12 Monkeys I was punched in the face by a large baboon and woke up deciding to create music television for those who were also raised by 7 ft. lesbian midget hitmen and worshiped the music of John Denver.
I've accomplished alot in my life. From restaurants, bars and nightclubs to releasing albums and designing visual elements that no one will ever see. All work and no play makes mrBlack a dull boy.
:::The End:::
Oh, wait...I have 3 wonderful children that are cooler than yours and I am a total geek that sits in his house all day playing scrabble with an imaginary friend that hates puppies and long walks on the beach.
Thanks for friending up! I hope you enjoy the music and don't forget to check out the press release for Retrospect Records 2008 release of "Meet My Demons" which is linked from my profile page.
